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"That's cool playa but look at the scoreboard!" |
Well playboy, where I’m from they call those obstacles the dragon! And on Thursday night the dragon came to OKC spittin’ fire and burned up the joint 103-81! The key to slaying the dragon is to cut the head off but by the time boyz built up enough nerve to do it, the head had eaten 33 points, kicked his feet up and was farting!
With 5:50 left to play LeBron went up for a dunk and got caught in the nose by Serge Ibaka’s wrist. Ole boy went down in a pool of blood and didn’t return but the Heat was in complete control by then.
Duns from OKC have been talking mad noise on social media for weeks because of the tear that Kevin Durant has been on and not realizing that dragon was still in the forest and that he still has to eat.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! I told boyz in the barber shop that it would be a mistake for the Thunder to play Westbrook for the first time back against the Heat! I said that they’d have a better chance of winning at home without him. I got ran out of the joint because boyz in the shop many times don’t understand the dynamic of sports.
Why bring that dun back in the biggest game of the year against the two-time defending champions on national television? You gotta remember that he’s 25 years old so he’s gonna want to show out and prove to the world that he’s ready to play. KD has been ballin’ without him because he’s got full range to select shots. There hasn’t been any picking and choosing for months. He’s been free to do his thing and now Westbrook is gonna want the ball playboy or at least some attention!
Also why put a dun out there that isn’t in any “game” shape to play against the best “team” in the league day one? Not to mention that you just threw whatever chemistry you had in the toilet and you’re standing out there butt naked in front of Goliath.
Here’s the idiot OKC fan standing on the roof top talking crazy, “Man shut up! You don’t know what you’re talking about! Westbrook was ready to go last night! Why not play him?” Sure, he was ready to play pimp but the duns playing with him were thrown off by his presence in the middle of a tornado.
Can you explain to me why KD didn’t take a single shot in the first 6 minutes of the game? Since you don’t know I’ll tell you why playa, he was waiting to see what Westbrook was gonna do. He was trying to figure out the rhythm while the Heat was sprintin’ through ‘em like Biddy Basketball in the first quarter 34-17. That first 6 minutes set the tone for the rest of the game bruh! Am I hatin’ or am I just telling you that it was a mistake to put that dun back on the floor for the first time in the middle of freakin’ monsoon?
Here's the problem playboy! Everybody in America knows that it's KD's team but KD and Russell. So while they were busy wrestling over the steering wheel LeBron was goin' to work scoring 12 points in the first 4:11. KD was out there trying to adjust to having ole boy back in the ride and that killed 'em.
They should have waited and brought him back against somebody like the Lakers or Kings so that they could slowly build their chemistry back. Because the Heat were like, “Who do you think you are that you can just come back against us on day one and win?” They completely disrespected the fire in the dragon’s mouth just by putting that dun on the floor and got burned up. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Holla At Ya Boy!
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