POCKETS (The ghetto rule that Ray Rice and his girl completely ignored)

"You right playboy! POCKETS!!"

As I was getting off of the expressway these cats ran up on my ride trying to clean my windshield. Then they started arguing over wisdom. Socrates said, “The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.” Aldous Huxley, the English writer, threw his squeegee at ole boy and said, “Experience is not what happens to you; it’s what you do with what happens to you.” Then Confucius jumped up on the hood of my joint and said, “By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is the easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest.” Then I had to cut him bruh!

Well ole Ray Rice is gonna have to learn from experience on this one playboy! On Saturday both he and his girl were arrested on simple assault charges after they were squabbin’ in a New Jersey casino. Now boyz are all over Ray because he knocked ole girl clean out during the melee and they should be because he’s a grown man that should know better. Not to mention that he’s a professional athlete with a reputation and a huge contract on the line. However, most of the cats blasting him didn’t grow up in the ghetto and don’t have the capacity to see behind the curtain.

Well…let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! When they said that they both were arrested and charged with simple assault boyz with ghetto experience already knew the drill. His girl was throwing blows too and on some real talk she probably threw the first punch.

She wasn’t the victim she was a perpetrator of punches pimpin'. Now if you’re looking for me to give you the politically correct joints on this, then this ain’t that bruh! Ima give it to you REAL life because I don’t live in the world of should be, I live in the world of what is.

Here’s the drill: They were arguing over something stupid as usual like some other broad or something and then it got heated. Ole girl probably did what most chicks do that grew up in the hood. She jumped up in his face talking crazy pressing those two fingers into his temple on some “What you gone do now?” type joints and then fired on him. You already know! Cuz otherwise the police wouldn’t have arrested her! They didn't arrest her because she got knocked out bruh! She was squabbin'!

Ole girl probably was one of those chicks that thought that everybody’s Big Momma taught them that if you’re a boy you can’t hit a girl back. Or should I say that everybody followed Big Momma’s rule. Well unfortunately, in the ghetto that rule doesn’t always apply because when chicks know that duns won’t hit back they end up beating the brakes off of boyz all of the time because they don’t have to worry about gettin’ knocked out.

I know everybody and their momma saw the Cleveland bus driver upper cut the chick, lift her off of her feet and beat the dog snot out of her after she spit on him and fired on him. What was the first thing you heard some other woman say on the tape? “That’s a girl man!” Well... there is a motto in the ghetto that says, “Act like a man you gone get treated like one.” Don’t step to a boy if you ain’t ready to get dealt with. That’s why I’ve been preachin’ to my baby girl since she started school. “Don’t put your hands on these boys out here. If you’re mad you better walk away because I’m claustrophobic." You'll catch that one later playa.

So after ole girl threw a few haymakers his way he probably threw a quick one out there to back her up off of him and she got caught. Then that fool panicked and put her on the elevator figuring that the ride down would wake her up but the doors opened real quick on a boy. Now he’s caught with him pants down.

On some real talk playboy, that wasn’t the first time these two threw hands. If they’re gettin’ it in out in public they’ve been scrappin’ years. The skeletons just fell out of the closet this time.

Don’t get me wrong bruh! A man should never put his hands on a woman but a woman should never put her hands on a man either. What’s the moral of the story? KEEP YO HANDS IN YO POCKETS and nobody ever gets knocked out!

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