A Problem (The REAL reason boyz had to diss Lance Stephenson as anAll-Star)

"Ok! That's how y'all playin'? It's about to go down now!"

I stopped by Mr. Willie’s car wash down in the hood because they know how to handle a whip. While I was waiting on them to finish cleaning my joint these cats started fighting over the concept of envy. Harold Coffin, the famous writer, pushed a boy out of the way and said, “Envy is the art of counting the other fellow’s blessings instead of your own.” Eubie Blake, the famous composer of ragtime jazz, cold cocked him with, “Never trust anyone who wants what you’ve got. Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion.” Then Victor Hugo, the French poet, jumped in his ride and shouted as he pulled off, “The wicked envy and hate; it is their way of admiring.”

Well…the coaches in the NBA must be admiring the heck out of the Indiana Pacers and more specifically Lance Stephenson playboy! Because envy and hate; not real hate but playa hater hate, kept those boyz from adding the Don Dada Mr. #BornReady himself to the East All-Star team.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Even though these coaches are his colleagues they aren’t trying to give ole Frank Vogel and his homies their props if they don’t have to. First of all, because the Pacers have the best record in the East Vogel is automatically picked to coach the East team in the All-Star game. There’s nothing a boy can do about that. Then Paul George has been on a tear this year and it was impossible to snub him because the fans love him and he’s made the All-Star game before.

Then, even though Roy Hibbert won’t get out of the Limo from time to time he’s still 7’2” and will pat the rock on you if you put it up recklessly. Not to mention that he’s been an All-Star before as well. So that legitimizes him to some degree in a hater’s mind. Therefore, the best big on the best team in the East can’t sit at the crib on All-Star weekend.

In the heart of the hater having the head coach and two cats playing is enough especially if they aren’t the defending champs or something like that. As far the other coaches were concerned they don’t wanna make the Pacers look any better than they already are. So they dissed the most important cat on Indiana’s roster. Why? Because they knew it would hurt!

“Don’t put that dun on the All-Star team too! Don’t give that team anymore swag than they’ve already got! Ole boy already plays with a chip and will take you to the Rucker from time to time. If we put him out there in an ALL-STAR GAME the world will fall in love with him. Naw bruh, leave that dun at the crib because Indiana will be problem enough come May and we don’t need the world wanting to see Lance Stephenson too!” That’s real talk from the mind of a hater playboy!

See in order to beat a hater at his game you gotta understand how they think and I’m always two steps ahead of duns like that. So when the Don Dada told boyz on Friday at practice that he was mad about the snub, all of the real G’s felt him on that. No way does Toronto’s DeMar DeRozan…”Who?” make the team before Lance Stephenson bruh! Even though boyz know who Joe Johnson is, he’s still not ballin’ and bringing the energy that Lance brings to the Pacers to his team.

Now on some real talk, you only had to push one of those cats off of the bus to get #BornReady onto the joint. The pure definition of a hater jumps out of the heart and stands on the shoulders of cats that can see the obvious but doesn’t go with what is clear. For all of you simple minded individuals out there that couldn’t follow that. Let me put it where the goats can get it. If it’s clear that Lance is a better player than just one of those cats then put him on the freakin’ bus and keep it movin’!

Even though boyz were trying to kill the spirit of the most important player on the Pacers roster, I can almost guarantee you that they just woke up Big Foot and he doesn’t like Beef Jerky bruh! Why is Lance the most important cat on the team? Because he brings the energy to this team and the crowd feeds off of him. That’s why they’ve only lost 2 games at the crib this year. He’s invaluable playboy! When you’ve got a cat like that on your roster it makes the other players better.

Don’t get it twisted bruh, he’s not just some mascot firing up the crowd. He’s doin’ work on these boyz averaging 14.2 points per game and shooting 50 percent from the field. Not to mention that he leads the league in triple doubles with 4! Stop playin’!!! He’s an All-Star whether the coaches admit to it or not and he’s about to be somebody’s problem during the second half of the season. I’m just glad that I’ve got a front row seat to see it. Stop me when I start lyin’!

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