Warning Signals (Jameis Winston as good as advertised)

"I told you boyz to pack a bag but you wouldn't listen!"

Vaclav Havel, the famous Czech playwright, once said, “Drama assumes an order. If only so that it might have – by disrupting that order – a way of surprising.” Tom Hiddleston, the English actor, kicked his feet up on the desk and said, “The dream is to keep surprising yourself, never mind the audience.” Then Jean Cocteau, the French poet, shut the building down with, “True realism consists on revealing the surprising things which habit keeps covered and prevents us from seeing.”

Well on Monday night drama assumed an order, dreams surprised a national audience and true realism by the name of Jameis Winston led Florida State to a 41-13 route of Pitt as the Panthers made their ACC debut. The warning signals have been on since the spring but boyz simply chose to ignore them. You know how it is, when the tornado or hurricane signals start ringing and because they ring so often duns just strike it up to white noise and then the next thing they know the crib is coming down on top of them.

Pitt didn’t bother packing a bag and getting out of town when all of the experts told them that Winston was the next big thing. So the Panthers took the first possession and put the joint right down the Seminoles throat thinking that this ACC thing is about to be easier than they thought. What they didn’t realize was that it was a set up, a straight up hustle playboy!

I’m just on the outside looking in so I could be wrong! But Florida State just wanted to hurry up and get their new stud on the field so they spotted Pitt 7 points. The next thing they knew the redshirt freshman had gone 25-27 for 356 yards, tossed 4 touchdowns and then added another on the ground for good measure before they had taken all of Pitt’s money, jewelry and their new Jordan's that a boy stood in line for all morning.

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! They got hustled plain and simple! It was like going to the court and seeing a boy that couldn’t make a layup or dribble the ball and then taking the sucker bet. Jimbo Fisher and the Seminoles got them boyz for everything they had acting like they couldn’t play defense on the first possession only to beat the brakes off of them and then going to the crib.

Now the college football world will be talking less Johnny Football and more Jameis Winston. It’s like the record business playa; new artists make the label more money than veteran artists. Why? Because the world wants to hear about the new cat instead of the old one. It was great Johnny but in the words of Jay-Z, “On to the next! On-On to the next!”

At one point during the game ole boy was 17-17 and then when he did finally throw an incomplete pass the ball never hit the ground. The receiver just came down out of bounds. Granted, his receivers were catching the football but he was puttin' that joint in their tonsils. Keep in mind that this was this cat’s first ever collegiate game! Wheredeydodatat?

All I’ve got to say is, if he surprises anybody else it’s gonna be their fault. The sirens are on full blast and the damage has been done. So if you sit around like boyz did waiting on Katrina talking about “Ima ride it out,” it’s gonna be on you playa because this dun is the real deal! I can hear him know for the rest of the season in his Bernie Mac Kings of Comedy voice, “North Carolina…I told you I was comin’!” Stop me when I start lyin’!

Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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