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On Tuesday Texas A&M head coach Kevin Sumlin was suffering from both the pain of regret and disappointment of not kicking Johnny Football in his butt on Saturday. However, he was trying to play us like we didn't see what we saw. During his press conference with the media he tried to tell the world that ole Johnny didn’t ignore him when he came off of the field on Saturday after the unsportsmanlike conduct penalty.
Check out what this dun said, “"When he came off the field, basically I made two statements to him, neither one of which should he have responded to. They weren't questions. They were direct statements that I can't repeat right now. So what's amazing to me is the perception that he ignored me. The worst thing that could have happened was for him to reply, based on what I told him." In my Huggy Lowdown voice, “Um huh!”
He may as well have told us that Texas A&M didn’t even play on Saturday and that we had the wrong team, coach and some cat named Jimmy Football caught up in this foolishness playboy. Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! If a boy is walking off of the field and you’re pissed off and hollering at him. It doesn’t matter whether you were asking him a question or you were telling him something he’s supposed to stop and look you in the face.
Do you think that you could walk pass Big Momma if she’s cursing you out? Regardless of what she was saying, you would stop dead in your tracks. Don’t think for one minute that a cat is gonna come to the sideline in Tuscaloosa and not look ole Nick in the face and give the old “Yessir” before he sits down. Not a chance playa. The problem is College Station is that Sumy never put his foot down and now the inmate is running the asylum.
It’s like the parents that allow their kid to fart, throw food and walk across the table while eating dinner at the crib. Then all of a sudden daddy has to take the family out to dinner with his boss and Jr. starts farting, throwing food and walking across the table in the middle of dinner. Then you try to tell a boy that he didn’t see what he saw.
It’s too late now bruh, you can’t get mad at him now that the cameras are on. He’s been walking past you at practice for 2 years and doing whatever he wanted to do so now you gotta deal with it. Like I said a few days ago, “I’m cool with is bravado on the field but they knew what they were getting when they recruited him. He was a rich spoiled brat when they signed him and they never gave him parameters, so it is what it is.
Hey, they’ve got a Pit Bull that has been taught to bite and it’s just a matter of time before he bites the owner square in the butt. See on Saturday that dun didn’t bite he just bucked up at him but at some point he’s goin’ in. Watch what I say! Why? Because he’s got the university and the entire fan base by the gonads.
Texas A&M has only two things to celebrate in the entire history of the program. John David Crow the 1957 Heisman Trophy winner and Johnny Football! The only national titles that they’ve won were in 1919, 1927 and 1939. So none of those duns are even alive and if they are they aren’t healthy enough for them to parade around.
Therefore, the only living legends they have to celebrate are he and Crow and he knows that. Crow’s darn near 80 so 95% of the folks following Aggies football never saw him play. So in their minds he’s irrelevant. So guess what? It’s all about Johnny Football and in his mind “Ima act a fool and it ain’t nothing they can do about it.” Now if they’re cool with it I’m cool with it. Just don’t try to tell me that I didn’t see a boy straight diss you on national TV, stick his toes in the mashed potatoes and walk across the dinner table pulling his draws out of his butt. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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