"The Don" (Manziel suspended for 30 minutes)

"Where you been playboy? I told you boyz I wasn't going nowhere! Turn the music up!"

Carrie Fisher, the famous actress known for her role as Princess Leia, once said, “Everything is negotiable. Whether or not the negotiation is easy is another thing.” Richard Nixon pulled up in the big body Chevy sittin’ on 24’s and said, “Let us move from the era of confrontation to the era of negotiation.” Then former Secretary of State Dean Acheson got everybody’s attention with, “Negotiation in the classic diplomatic sense assumes parties are more anxious to agree than to disagree.”

Well ole Dean hit the nail right on the head with that joint playboy because both Texas A&M and the NCAA had too much bread to lose if the reigning Heisman Trophy winner was ruled ineligible. So they announced in a joint statement that Johnny Manziel, A.K.A. Johnny Football and now known simply as “The Don” would be suspended for only the first half of the home opener against the Rice Owls on Saturday.

Like I said two weeks ago in the Hot Joint entitled "Rollin' the Dice" there was too much bread on the table to let that dun sit. An agreement was reached between both parties even though the NCAA admits that they found no evidence of ole boy accepting money. Therefore, this officially closes the investigation. In other words, he can turn the music back up!

Now on some real talk, if they didn’t find the smoking gun why is he even being suspended? That’s like a boy being found not guilty of shoplifting but he has to do 30 days in jail because we know he did it but we couldn’t prove it. Wheredeydodatat?

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Y’all know this dun is about to be a complete fool at this point. You think he was outta control before? It’s like a dope boy getting caught with 300 pounds of cocaine and the cops can only charge him with the weed found in the ash tray because he got off on a technicality. He gets community service for the misdemeanor weed charge and now he’s back on the streets clownin’ more than ever. Why? Because in his mind he’s untouchable.

I can’t wait until Saturday bruh! That dun is gonna be standing on his head on the sideline, farting and singing the A&M fight song the entire first half. I wouldn’t be surprised to see him in the parking lot signing free autographs and knocking over boyz BBQ grills until halftime. He’s already taken that Scooby Doo costume down to the equipment room for them to cut the butt out so that he can show his to the NCAA and the rest of America for doubting that he’d beat this!

Then he’ll have them fix the joint so that he can wear it under his game uniform with the ears sticking out of his helmet. It was bad enough that he was a rich spoiled kid with a Heisman Trophy. Now he’s a rich spoiled kid with a Heisman and a rep! He’s laughing at the NCAA because they couldn’t find the most important piece of evidence, the receipt.

I’m listening to all of these dull Ohio State fans screaming bloody murder because the Tatt 5 did no more or less than Manziel did but they got jammed up and Jim Tressel lost his job over it. Stop whining playboys because there is a huge difference between what Johnny did and what the Tatt 5 did. Manziel was smart enough to get up from the table without taking a receipt. Your Buckeyes gave a boy their jerseys and pants and then told him to write the receipt all over their backs, arms and necks! It’s called leaving proof playa. If they had just taken the bread and gone to another tattoo shop they never would have gotten caught and Jim Tressel would still be in Columbus. So stop it! Just stop it!

And don't start whining about Dez Bryant getting suspended either. That dun admitted to a lie! Johnny Football admitted to in my Bernie Mac voice "Notin' Notin'! His story never changed playboy! "I didn't see nothin', I didn't hear nothin' and I didn't receive nothin'! I signed those joints because I was bored." All Dez Bryant had to do is say, "Who's Deion Sanders? Who? What dinner?"

Yeah… ole boy is about to put on the full suit now bruh. Whenever you’ve got the NCAA negotiating with your school to keep you on the field you are officially the freakin’ Don! He’s gonna step off of the team bus Saturday looking like Bishop Don Magic Juan with a full length maroon mink, a maroon and white suit with matching gators and a Aggie pimp cup. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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