"Hold Up Dawg" (Manziel in there lyin' to boyz)

"Did I say that? I meant to say... I mean....huh?"

Albert Einstein once said, “If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor.” Marcus Aurelius had boyz sitting on the edge of their seats when he said, “Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth.” Then Mark Twain told all of the fellas, “Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it.”

Ole Mark must be Johnny Football's lawyer because he was rationing out the truth to the NCAA on Sunday for boyz to jam him up for nearly 6 hours. According to a source close to the investigation, the governing body’s officials met with the Heisman Trophy winner on campus in College Station. It’s unclear if they were satisfied with what they got from Johnny but I can tell you this; whatever he was telling them was a lie playboy!

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Whenever a boy has to jam you up for 6 hours you’re lying and changing the story the entire time. Think about it bruh, even when the detectives are investigating an assault, robbery or even a murder they start off by asking simple questions. Did you do it? Did you see who did it? Were you there? Who pulled the trigger? Depending upon how a boy answers the simple joints will determine how long they jam him up.

“Hey Johnny, did you get paid for signing autographs? Nope! Did they give you money for writing your name down? Nope! Did anybody ask you to write on anything and then put currency into your pocket? Nope! Were you writing anything when some cat bumped into you and money fell out of his pocket? Nope! Aight dawg, you can go to the crib we're done here!” See that took all of a minute playboy!

If ole boy was jammed up for 6 hours he flunked the simple joints and then they dove on top of him! All the boyz standing outside the door could hear was that dun mumbling and the investigator saying, “Hold up dawg!” Then they’d hear some more mumbling and “Hold up dawg!” He kept “Hold up dawgin’” him because he kept changing the answers to a variation of the same freakin’ questions.

Don't act brand new on this playa, at the very least you've been to the principal's office before. You know all they were doing was asking the same question 10 different ways and ole boy gave them 10 different answers! Investigator: “Hold up dawg, you said XYZ a minute ago!” Johnny: “I did? I meant to say…” Investigator: “ Hold up dawg! Let’s start over!” Johnny: “Huh? You’re confusing me! I thought you said...” Hold up dawg!

Do you realize how long 6 hours is bruh? You can play two football games in 6 hours. You can drive from Indy to Knoxville or Pittsburgh in less than 6 hours. They can do a triple bypass surgery, take a boy's liver and kidney out and correct a dun’s overbite all at the same time in 6 hours playboy! It doesn’t take that long to ask a cat if he signed some autographs. The answer is yes or no pimpin’! Anything other than those two answers is complete foolishness. "Hold up Dawg!" Stop me when I start lyin’!

Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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