Happy College Football Season!

"Who wants some of this? Cuz we can give you every bit of it playboy but can you handle it?"

It's the greatest time of the year playas and playettes! It's College Football Saturday and it doesn't get any better than this! It's not just about the game, it's also the traditions and pageantry that makes it the greatest game on the planet!

Fans are tailgating, fight songs are being song and game day traditions are in full affect this morning. If you're anything like me you're trying to visualize the Sooner Schooner running out of the tunnel in Norman or being on board with the Volunteer Navy singing Rocky Top or leaning back as "The Victors" win in the "Big House" today.

"Waking up the Echo's" with Touchdown Jesus and thinking about Bevo and the "Eyes of Texas!" Listening for Mike the Tiger to roar way down in "Death Valley" or the Gator's chomping in the "Swamp!" Looking up for the "War Eagle" of Auburn, thinking about lining up "Between the Hedges" and running with the Dawgs or rolling with the Tide in Tuscaloosa! Boyz out west are thinking about strutting in on the Trojan Horse with the "Men of Troy" and down south riding high with Chief Osceola and Renegade at Doak-Campbell.

The Parliament Funkadelic (Oregon Ducks) are playing that "One Nation Under a Groove" in Eugene as boyz prepare to fill up Autzen Stadium this evening! Death Valley, South Carolina isn't about to take a backseat to Death Valley in Baton Rouge because the Georgia Bull Bogs have rolled into town to get it in on opening day! LSU and TCU have business to attend to in Big D while ole Nick and Co. are rolling in off of I-20 from Tuscaloosa to the "A" to let the world know that they still got it and if you want it try to knock the chip off of their shoulder at any time. In other words, it's on an poppin' playboy.

Whoever your team is you'll be front and center gettin' it all in today. So here is the rule pimpin'! Don't call my house or ring my door bell between 9am and 1am tomorrow bruh! College GameDay comes on an hour early this year and then the games start rolling at noon. Don't get offended because I'm telling to now that I'm not messing with you between those hours on Saturdays until the second week of December playboy! Get it? Got it! Good! 

Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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