That Kiss! (Johnny Football Outta Control)

"Hey Johnny? You can keep playin' around if you want to! September 14th playboy!"

Albert Einstein said, “Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.” George Washington Carver broke it down like this, “When you can do the common things of life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world.” Winston Churchill shut the building down when he stood up and shouted, “Criticism may not be agreeable, but it is necessary. It fulfills the same function as pain in the human body. It calls attention to an unhealthy state of things.”

Well, it looks like it took an O.G. to finally slow ole Johnny Football down. Over the weekend Archie Manning sent the Heisman Trophy winner to the crib because he was driving and kissing at the same time and Arching is serious about kissing bruh. Ole boy was a counselor at the Manning Passing Academy in Louisiana when he failed to show up for assigned meetings and practice sessions because he had been out partying.

Now the initial reports were that he had been ill due to dehydration. You’re right playboy he was probably dehydrated from earling all night. Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! If Archie sent this dun to the crib he was acting a fool because the Mannings are dedicated to the "Kiss" and the O.G. wasn’t having it.

According to reports, Manziel and his momma were crying on the ride back to the crib. His mother was probably crying because somebody finally did her and her husband’s job of disciplining their out of control kid. Johnny was crying because somebody finally had the nerve to tell him to sit his “A” down like Big Momma used to say.

He’s not only the face of Texas A&M but he’s also the face of college football and he’s been O.C. (outta control) ever sense he showed up in College Station. Now nobody was trippin’ this time last year when he was fighting at bars and getting arrested etc. because he was a nobody relative to the college football world. Now he’s the Heisman Trophy winner playa. With that honor comes great responsibility and he seems not to care but ole Archie gave him some of that “ole southern get right” over the weekend.

Not only do I blame his parents for allowing their kid to be O.C. but I blame Texas A&M for letting him run the joint too. First of all, you let the first Heisman Trophy winner in school history since John David Crow won it in 1957 take all of his classes online so that he doesn’t have to show up on campus anymore. He went straight rock star on them and they let him. Having a living, breathing Heisman Trophy winner going to class on your campus it great for marketing and promotion, not to mention student morale etc.

Now I realize that his folks have plenty of bread but when he shows up in pictures at the casinos gambling and drinking and he was only 19 that’s a problem. When he’s in pics making it reign like he’s in a Lil’ Wayne video or showing up at Miami Heat games with court side seats like he’s Jay-Z even though his folks have the bread to pay for them, it’s a problem when you don't have the maturity to handle it.

Why? Because in the world of college football everything is magnified 10 fold and when you're the reigning Heisman Trophy winner it's 20 fold playa. So everything you do is a big deal, like it or not pimpin'! You bought that responsibility when you walked out of New York with the freakin' trophy! You ain't a bonafide rock star yet so you can't move around like one while you still have amateur behind your name. I'm preachin' but y'all ain't listen in'!

"Why can't he move around like that Jay? It's a free country!" Because of the attention that he’s drawing to himself and to the university. Now was he doing what normal 19 or 20 year olds would do if they had the paper or opportunity? Sure, but normal 19 or 20 years olds aren’t Heisman Trophy winners either playboy.

Let me give it to ya where you can taste it playa. The President wants to go out every now and then and kick it with the fellas too. But he can't! Why? Cuz he's the president! Miss USA wants to go out and get it in with the girls too! But she can't! Why? Because she's Miss USA! Bozo the Clown wants to get in the Mini Coup with the boyz and wild out sometimes too! But he can't! Why? Because his shoes are too big to fit in the ride!

What did George Washing Carver say earlier bruh? “When you can do the common things of life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world.” Everybody’s looking at him playa, good or bad! The word of God says with great power comes great responsibility. Luke 12:48 breaks it down like this, “From everyone who has been given much, much will be demanded; and from the one who has been entrusted with much, much more will be asked.”

"I'll be right here waiting for ya playa! September 14th!"

In other words pimpin’, you ain’t like everybody else. So you can’t do what everybody else does! Here we go, here comes the roof top screamer again! “Jay you’re a hater bruh! He can do whatever he wants to do if he has the bread to do it! Stop hatin’ on this cat.”

You know what playa? You’re right! He can do whatever he wants to do and you know what? Those 1200 journalists that have already registered to meet with him on Wednesday are gonna eat him for lunch at the SEC media day with questions about why he got sent to the crib over the weekend too. See you’ve got the right to do whatever you want to do in this world but you’ve got to answer for everything that you decide to do, good or bad. Whether it makes sense to you or not. I'm just trying to teach you how to play the game because it's just that.

The same duns trying to tell me that it was only a hat yesterday when I blasted the Pouncey twins for the "Free Hernandez" joints or the duns defending Manziel today. Are the same clownns that A) don't have a real job yet or B) are 40 years old and can't figure out why they're still working an entry level job!

See my daddy once told me that being a man is deciding to do things that you really don’t wanna do but having the wisdom to do them anyway because they need to be done. Until you can understand that concept you’ll never become a man playboy.

So slow down Johnny Football and handle your business because you need to keep in mind that Alabama is still rolling through your joint on September 14^th and they ain’t playin’ around right now because it’s GROWN MAN BUSINESS! You better be concentrating on that “Kiss” instead of trying to be a rock star. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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