Suckas! (Dwight Howard to Houston)

"You should have gotten me before I got you playboy!"

Back on January 23^rd I wrote the Hot Joint entitled "Foolish Hearts" explaining to all of these ole delusional Lakers fans why Dwight Howard wasn’t going to stay in LA and why they needed to trade him ASAP. So I’ll start this joint with the same quotes that I used in that joint.

Franklin D. Roosevelt said, “Confidence…thrives on honesty, on honor, on the sacredness of obligations, on faithful protection and on unselfish performance. Ben Franklin was thinking like an O.G. when he said, “There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog and ready money.” Then Chris Rock laid it out where boyz could understand it, “A man is only as faithful as his options.”

On Friday night after changing his mind several times even on Friday night, ole Buster Brown has decided to sign with the Houston Rockets. On some real talk, it was the best move that he could have made out of the 4 or 5 teams that he was considering. However, that’s irrelevant to this conversation because I wanna stay on the suckas that are the Los Angeles Lakers. You hooked up with the cat in school that everybody told you was a tease to most and a playa to others but you thought that you could change him. "Ima change him girl!"

See that’s the problem when you think that you’re finer than you really are. The Lakers are the broad that used to be a size 6 in the hot bikini that everybody had to wear a jock around at the pool. Now she’s a size 17 and still wearing the same bikini but can’t figure out why boyz are wearing boxers around her now and not paying any attention to her. Why? Because she hasn’t looked in the mirror in years bruh.

If Jerry Buss were still alive and running the team none of this foolishness would have ever taken place. Now a boy can't control dying but he can control who he leaves in charge. If Jerry were alive they would have figured out a way to keep Phil happy. They wouldn’t have never hired a dun like D’Antoni that had a .533 winning percentage and a system that didn’t work with the current personnel! They would have never signed a 147 year old point guard that was a huge liability on defense, and they never would have gotten in bed with a dun that has proven that he can't make up his mind.

Most importantly, they wouldn't have continued to tell their 35 year old two guard coming off of an Achilles rupture that he was still the 1st option! They will never get another superstar to play with Kobe as long as he still thinks he's 28 and talks to boyz like he's 60! So until they make up their mind that they're ready to start building for the future and are willing to put the keys to the Bentley in a boyz hands like they did with Kobe, it will never happen. They didn't tell Kobe that he was driving and let Shaq stay in the driver's seat. I'm not saying trade ole boy but he's gotta be willing to fall back if you want another stud in the building. So do I blame Jerry too for leaving the joint in the hands of a cat that doesn't know what he's doing? Well, yes!!

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Boyz are blaming Buster Brown but cats need to zero in on Jim Buss and Jerry for leaving this fool in charge! Dwight Howard is who he is playboy. You can’t change that. You can’t leave a crackhead in your house and run to the store for milk. It makes no sense to get upset when you get back and find the whole crib in shambles and everything that used to plug up, gone. Is it the crackhead’s fault or is it your fault that all of your stuff is gone?

So to hear a Lakers source say that they felt like Howard had pretty much made up his mind before even meeting with them and then describing him as emotionless was ridiculous bruh. That dun had made up his mind not to stay in LA when he wouldn’t sign a long term deal last summer. Did you really have to meet with him this week to know that? Now he’s gone and you got nothing for him like I said would happen in January. In my Bernie Mac voice, “Nutin! Nutin!”

If you’re the most popular cat in school and for years all of the 10’s have fallen in love with you and you’ve kept them on your team until either they fell off or you just found another dime to replace them with. Then you run into a chick that tells you that she’ll hang out but she ain’t committing and you keep her around? That tells you one or two things playboy and let me break it down in my Old Man Mr. Willie voice, “ Either ya slippin’ young fella or you done already slipped!” Suckas!

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Jay Graves
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