Clear as Vodka (Birdman Suspended for Game 6)

Tyler Hansbrough: "I knew I could send you over the edge bruh! Now go head on playa!"

Edmund Burke, the Irish statesman and philosopher, got up as the fellas were choppin’ it up in the barber shop and said, “He that struggles with us strengthens our nerves, and sharpens our skill. Our antagonist is our helper.” Richard Brinsley Sheridan immediately cut ole boy off by saying, “Remember that when you meet your antagonist, to do everything in a mild agreeable manner. Let your courage be keen, but, at the same time, as polished as your sword.”

Well, Birdman didn’t get his hair cut day playboy! He missed out on all of that wisdom because he was hangin’ out with the gangstas and thugs talking about the wish factor. “I wish a boy would!” You know that conversion that boyz have all the time? Cats throw out different scenarios and you say what you would do to a mug as a result.  

On Thursday night in Game 5 Birdman allowed the ultimate NBA antagonist Tyler Hansbrough to take him over the edge and he snapped. We’ve all seen it so I don’t need to explain what happened. He was hit with a flagrant 1 during the game instead of being ejected from that joint like he should have been. If nothing else, because he was wrestling with the official that was trying to defuse the situation.

It’s like getting into a scrap with your little brother and your old girl comes in to break it up and you keep trying to fight. You’ll get beat down not because you were fighting but because you wouldn’t chill out when she said stop!

So the NBA came in on Friday,  lowered the boom on ole boy and suspended him for Game 6! Why? Because he’s an idiot! All he had to do was walk off after the ref threw the tech and he would be all good tonight for Game 6 in Indy. Instead, he’s at the crib today looking stupid.  

Now let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! I’ve been saying all year that somebody is gonna knock all of Tyler Hanbrough’s teeth out of his mouth at some point because he’s an antagonist and boyz like that get ran up on sooner or later. Now all of the Pacers fans wanna act like Tyler was completely innocent because they were only watching that play.

See I grew up in G.I. (Gary, In.) and it’s like any hood in America, you can’t afford to only pay attention to one episode because that could cost you your life playboy. Tyler is a cheap shot artist and folks from the suburbs and rural America completely miss what this dun is doing on the floor. He’s the goon that boyz always talk about but he doesn’t look like it.

Whenever he’s on the floor he’s talking crazy under his breath and throwing cheap shots that look unintentional. For example, earlier in the series like maybe Game 2, D. Wade went up for a 3-pointer and ole boy fouled him, then grabbed him by the neck and threw him down. However, he acted like it was an accident. D. Wade knew that it wasn’t! Why? Because he grew up in the hood and he’s been watching this fool the whole time. That’s his modus operandi! It’s Latin for method of operation. For all you ignorant mugs that refuse to set foot out of the ghetto, that’s how ole boy gets down.

Put it like this, if they had been playing in the cages in the projects, Tyler would have gotten tore out of the frame for throwing D. Wade down with no questions asked! As soon as he had hit the ground boyz would have been beating the brakes off of ole Tyler bruh!  See it's a different world in the ghetto but he fails to realize that he's playing cats straight from the ghetto. Regardless of how much money they make! They still have ghetto instincts and they aren't going anywhere.

Birdman ain’t crazy bruh he just lives by the same set of rules that most cats from rough environments live by. The “Ima catch this dun sleepin’ and Ima cold cock him to make sure he knows that we ain’t taking no more cheap shots and him talking crazy out here.”

There is a reason why they call ole boy Psycho T. bruh! It’s not because he appears to be a scrappy player. He’s a down low dirty player and folks that didn’t grow up in the hood just can’t see it.

It’s like going to Vegas and walking along the strip at night. Most folks don’t see all of the prostitutes, pimps, drug dealers and undercover cops out in plain sight but for anybody from the hood it’s as clear as Vodka. That’s Tyler Hansbrough bruh! Ima start calling that dun Mr. Vegas!

 He doesn’t look like a dirty player and doesn’t act like one but he’s as dirty as they come. Now if he’s playing on your team you love him but don’t get it twisted playboy, he’s out there for one purpose only, to frustrate boyz by doing under handed stuff all night. Why else is he even on the team? He’s not scoring any points and his activity rarely shows up in the box score.

I know y’all remember when ole pubic beard Udonis got suspended for Game 6 last year against these boyz. Why? Because of “Mr. Vegas himself!”  Understand this playa, cats ain’t going at this dun for no reason. Just sit in the cut and watch him because it will be like putting on bifocals for the first time. You’re gonna be like “Man I see what you’re talkin’ about now!,” just as somebody is knocking his grill out in the fourth quarter! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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