The TakeOver (Pacers 79 Heat 90)

"Are you sure you want some of this playboy!"

As boyz sat around the barber shop talkin’ trash William Shakespeare said, “Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.” George Bernard Shaw got up and said, “Just do what must be done. This may not be happiness but it is greatness.” Then Winston Churchill got fired up, put his cognac down and said, “The price of greatness is responsibility!”

LeBron James was born great, did what had to be done and paid the price because he was responsible for the Pacers demise in Game 5, 90-79! The Pacers were up 46-40 early in the third quarter when a timeout was called on the floor. LeBron huddled his team up and gave them the business playboy. It was so bad that they had to blur his mouth just to show the replays.

He knew that the Heat couldn’t afford to go back to Indiana down 3-2 and play in front of that Bankers Life crowd. So Super Man or shall I say the Brown Hornet completely took over the joint scoring 16 of his 30 points in the third quarter as Miami went on a 30-10 run with ole boy either scoring or accounting for 25 of those joints.

When a cat is that good, in my Mr. Willie from the car wash voice, "Ain’t nothing you can do with him youngsta!" When Lebron is clicking it makes life easy for the rest of those duns.

Ole pubic beard Udunis made his last 8 shots finishing with 16 points. Ima put some Nair in his lotion bottle for Game 6! That way he'll be clean shaving but his face will stink like crazy though. At least he won't look like Ned the Whino when he shows up!

Super Mario chipped in 12 and even smoke breakin' D. Wade added 10 to the kitty. Speaking of smoke breaks bruh! Shane Battier(0 points), Ray Allen(7 dull points), George Hill(1 point) and Lance Stephenson(4 points) was out in the parking lot finishing off at least 4 or 5 cartons and shooting dice with the fellas because they weren’t in the building bruh.

Jesus Shuttlesworth was out there looking like Jake Shuttlesworth with some old school grey sweats with his shorts on over those joints. Ray Ray’s old legs were out there talking to him the whole time saying, “Hey bruh, what you doin’ man? This ain’t gonna work! You told me 20 minutes or so during the regular season not the playoffs too. We gotta come up wit somethin’ else playboy!”

George and Lance must have gotten beaten up and disoriented in Overtown because neither one of those duns even made it into the arena. Paul George, Big Boy Roy and David West came to work with some grown man lunches no doubt about it. Roy was solid with 22 points and 6 rebounds, Paul dropped off 27 and pulled 11 off of the glass and David wasn’t trippin’ with his 17 and 8.

However, the problem for the Pacers was that they didn’t dominate the glass like they did in game 4 (49-30). The rebounding differential was only +1 for them. It was 33 vs. 32 and Miami outscord them in the paint by 2, 34-32.

Not to mention all of the dull 17 turnovers the Pacers committed. You can’t win anything turning the joint over like that. Especially when you’ve got a beast like LeBron on the floor that won’t even sit down to rest. That dun played 44 minutes and wasn’t breathing hard at all! Now Paul George played 44 minutes too but he’s got a long way to go to get to great player status but he is riding past the subdivision though. He just can't buy a crib up in that joint yet. There’s nothing you can do with LeBron when he’s in a zone. In my Bernie Mac voice, “Nutin’!, Nutin’!”

 

"Man just give me 30 seconds bruh! That's all I need!"

I said before the series started that I was waiting for somebody to knock all of Tyler Hansbrough’s teeth out of his mouth because his entire purpose is to frustrate boyz and cause trouble. He does absolutely nothing that shows up in a box score. They need to add columns for pushing, cheap shots and mumbling under your breath when nobody is looking or at least he thinks nobody is looking. If he had grown up anywhere near the ghetto he would be toothless and wearing an eye patch by now bruh. That’s real talk!

The Birdman had simply had enough last night and was ready to get ejected just to take some of those joints out. I know Heat fans were like, “C’mon bruh, we need you on the floor! They’ve been killin’ us in the paint for 4 games! You can’t get ejected from this joint now!” But you know how it is, some cats don’t care nothing about going to jail. I know boyz that will do 5 to 10 like it's summer camp. Going to jail is like free time from having to be responsible. That was Birdman last night playa.

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! He's the type of cat that will cost a boy a championship because he can lose it at any moment. He's the dun that gets boyz shot up when they're in the wrong neighborhood hollerin' at some chicks because this fool will start screamin' at rival gang members out of the window. If he's gonna ride, you gotta make sure that his window doesn't let down and the door doesn't open where he has to climb over the seat to get out. Most importantly, make sure you've got his seat belt on like the Bulls did with Rodman. Otherwise, you're in trouble down the stretch!

He was like, “I’m willing to sit just to knock this fool out! Y’all ain’t feelin’ my pain bruh. I don’t care that we’ve come this far and that we’re on the brink of something special. I wanna knock this fool out.” On some real talk, he should have been ejected but the NBA has more sense than that or should I say more financial sense than that because Nazr Mohammed got tossed for pushing LeBron!  Stop me when I start lyin’ playboy!

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Jay Graves
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