Warning Shot! (Bulls 78 Heat 115)

"Did y'all really think it was goin' down like that playboy?"

Robert Frost, the famous poet, walked into the building and said, “The strongest and most effective force in guaranteeing the long-term maintenance of power is not violence in all the forms deployed by the dominated, but consent in which the dominated acquiesce in their own domination.” Then the gangstas from around the way got up and said, “You gone take this beatin’ cuz I said you gone take it homeboy and ain’t nothing you can do to stop it because I’m me and you’re you bruh. That’s on my momma. ”

The Miami Heat sent a warning shot to not only the Chicago Bulls but to the rest of the league on Wednesday night as they dog walked them 115-78 in Game 2 of the Eastern Conference Semi-Finals. The Bulls came into South Beach on a role fresh off of a 7 game series with Brooklyn while Miami sat for a week. The Heat were rusty and got caught sleepin’ at the crib and let the Chi-town hustlas climb through the window on ‘em in Game 1.

This time they were waiting for them to pull up and even allowed them to get out of the ride, put the ski masks on, raise the kitchen window, come into the joint and start rambling through the drawers in the first half. The Bulls figured that since they had won the 1^st game on Monday night that they could just punk these boyz and have their way. They tried to come in on some gangsta type joints by picking up 6 technical fouls and talking $100 worth of noise in the process.

 Then all of a sudden the Heat let the pit bulls loose and ole Ray Ray unloaded 20 points in 19 minutes and LeBron hit ‘em up for 19 and nine dimes. Norris Coles came out of the bathroom with 18 on cats that made it to the 2^nd floor while D. Wade finished them off with 15 with his right hand as he called the city morgue with his left.

With 3:42 remaining in the 1^st half the Heat led 42-38 before pulling out the choppers and clearing the joint by going on a 62-20 run!  At one point they lead by as many as 46 points playboy! In the playoffs?  Wheredeydodatat? It was the worse playoff lost in Bulls franchise history and the largest playoff margin of victory in Heat playoff history. Like I said before, that was a warning shot for the Bulls and the rest of the hood.

Not only did they work them over, they drug them out into the middle of the street afterwards to let the hood know that, “We ain’t even gonna lock our doors tonight playa! This is what’s gone happen if you even step into our driveway, let alone knock on the door. Are we as clear as vodka on that bruh? We thought so!”

"Hey bruh just take the "L!" All that yappin' ain't necessary."

It got so bad that both Joakim Noah and Taj Gibson flipped out and got ejected in the fourth quarter so they wouldn’t have to be there when the morgue showed up to pick up their boyz. I know it’s tough to take a beatin’ like that but if you decide to break into a boyz house you gotta be willing to finish the robbery even after they pull out the hardware on you. Well you can be a soft dun and just sit in the ride like Derrick Rose did and listen to the beatin’ from the street.

By the time the police and rescue joints pulled up Rose was walking down Ocean Drive acting like Peter when boyz arrested Jesus. “Wasn’t me bruh! I don’t know them cats! I told you it wasn’t me! I don’t even have a uniform on so I couldn’t have been with them!” That dun denied the Bulls 3 times, got on a commercial flight and met them in the Chi late last night. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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