Bay Bay Kids (Bulls 93 Heat 86)

"We don't die! We multiply homeboy!"

Helen Keller said, “Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, ambition inspired, and success achieved.”  John F. Kennedy stood up and shouted, “Do not pray for easy lives. Pray for stronger men.” Then Friedrich Nietzsche, the German philosopher, poured out a lil’ liquor and said, “That which does not kill us makes us stronger.”

The Chicago Bulls have shown more resolve and strength than any team I’ve ever seen. When one cat goes down the next dun steps up. They’re like Bay Bay kids bruh! They don’t die, they multiply! With Kirk Hinrich still out with a calf injury and Luol Deng not expected to be back until at least Tuesday. The depleted Bulls went to South Beach and shocked the Heat 93-86 to take a 1-0 lead in the Eastern Conference Semi-Finals!

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100 whichever, comes 1^st! I would say that they were without Derrick Rose but that dun has been relegated to mascot at this point. He should just put on the freakin’ Benny the Bull costume and call it lovely.

I can’t say it enough, if I see him hollering and screaming on the side line trying to hype boyz up again I’m gonna pull my teeth out and put them back in upside down. His boyz are fighting like some soldiers and he’s over there cheering talking about not being comfortable. Don’t get me started on that cat! While you playin' they need to be in the locker room divvying up his check!

Nate the Great put up 27 points from a booster chair in the back seat of the Suburban as Jimmy Butler dropped off 21 with a career-high tying 14 rebounds. What's up wit that duns hair cut though bruh? Looks like he went down to the barber college and caught One Eyed Willie drunk!

Joakim the Beast threw 13 points in the hat and picked off 11 boards on a bad foot, I might add.

My all-time favorite player in the league is Kevin Garnett because of his intense work ethic. Well now that KG is on the last leg of his career Joakim is about to take his place bruh! This cat has the work ethic of a gladiator. Talent and skill is nothing without intense effort and Noah put boyz like the Birdman on notice last night. He basically said, “The tattoos and Mohawk are cute but is any of that gonna help you bang with me?” That’s real talk.

Here 's my favorite village idiot screaming from the roof tops again, "I thought LeBron was your favorite homeboy!" Naw, I just ride hard with LeBron and speak the truth because so many cats hate on him and tell lies about him! I'm just the O.G. that backs these ignorant clowns up off of him with the facts and not opinions! Stop me when I start lyin'!

The Chi-town hustlers stepped off in the building like some G’s from the south side looking to turn the party out early. Y’all know how right when the party is on swole, the DJ is bangin’ a melody of hits and the floor is packed. All of a sudden you see the gangstas lining up against the wall. Hundreds of ‘em playboy! Then it’s like the balloon pops and everybody scatters. That was the Bulls on South Beach last night Joe!

The party was rockin’ and they were showing boyz LeBron’s new MVP trophy. The crowd was doing the Wobble and the DJ was in a zone. While everybody was distracted the Bulls were lining the walls and in the final 1:59 they went on a 10-0 run to shut the building down.

To get a win in Miami was huge for the Bulls and you thought that their confidence was high after dropping the Nets off? Now it’s through the roof homeboy. This team is dangerous especially after eating all of that Garrett's Popcorn and Harold’s Chicken in the locker room! That’s what they call energy food bruh! You can keep the the G2 just bring on the Harold’s with the hot sauce ON that joint and not on the side!

Now on some real talk, I think the Bulls had the momentum coming into this game because they've been playing all week. The Heat had been chilin' for a week and they couldn't hit the broad side of a barn. They couldn't hit water if they fell out of a boat! They couldn't hit an elephant in the butt with a base fiddle bruh!

Once they find a rhythm again it all changes but the Bulls ain't tryin' to buy that Joe. It should be a great series to watch. I’m not leaving my recliner until Game 2 tips off because a boy might just take my seat even in my crib!

Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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