U Gotz 2 Get Down (Heat 88 Bulls 65)

"I'm clownin' these boyz and ain't nothing they can do about it!"

Mark Spitz once said, “Yes, I believe that the art of winning is through intimidation, and not necessarily do you have to speak about it.” Dominique Wilkins leaned back and said, “I used slam dunking as a tool for intimidation.” Then Dwayne Wade walked into the United Center on Monday night for Game 4 with a tight polka dot suit with Capri pants and no socks looking like he’s about to go on stage with Kwame to rock that "U Gotz 2 Get Down" joint! Talk about getting’ into a boyz head before the tip!

 

At that point you knew that the Heat were gonna clown these boyz and they did just that. They dominated the Bulls on both ends of the floor to win 88-65 to take a commanding 3-1 lead back to the crib for Game 5 on Wednesday to close the joint out.  

LeBron brought his usual contribution to the table with 27 points, 8 dimes and 7 rebounds. While Chris Bosh was the only other cat in double figures with 14 points but they didn’t need boyz to get loose because the Bulls were simply outmanned bruh!

In Game 1 Chicago was playing on straight emotion and that was just enough to win 1 game playboy. This isn’t college basketball where you can look good for one night and advance. Naw playboy, you’ve got to win the best of 7 to advance and the best team ALWAYS wins. When the other duns are just better than you there’s nothing you can do about it but take it on the chin.

You know when a boy has no respect for you when he shows up in your town and puts on a clown suit with some extra tight Capris on with some Michael Jackson Smooth Criminal penny loafers and scores 6 points. He basically said, “I’m clownin’ y’all and Ima let my boyz do work on you tonight cuz I don’t wanna take a shower afterwards because moisture makes my polka dots swell up. And plus I got somewhere else to go!”

 

The Heat held the dull Bulls to a franchise playoff low of 65 points and an all-time low of 9 points in the third quarter. They shot 49% from the field while the Bulls were held to 25.7%. All they could picture was some dun walking in with a clown suit on to play them and that messed them up, not to mention already being without Deng and Hinrich.

On some real talk, Derrick Rose has to be the weakest cat I’ve EVER seen in my life playboy. To never even try to play after being cleared more than two month ago is shameful. Iman Shumpert had the very SAME injury on the very SAME day and has been playing since the All-Star break. Now I know that everybody heals differently but to never even try is pitiful especially since he’s cashing those checks and they cleared the this dun to play.

I know you saw him looking dull last night on the bench! All I know is if that were LeBron pulling a stunt like that they would be destroying him right now. He would be the most hated player of all-time but Rose is getting a pass. Why is that bruh?

Gotta give it up to the Bulls for playing with everything they had. Nate the Great, Jimmy Butler, Joakim Noah (foot), Marco Belinelli and even ole dull Carlos “shoe polish” Boozer gave the city and the franchise everything and a bag of Funions. Much respect for those boyz but as for Derrick Rose, he’ll forever be dull in my book. He essentially sat back and watched some cats break into his house and beat his family up without even trying to let a shot off! He could have at least called 911 playa!  That’s real talk! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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