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John Quincy Adams once said, “If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.” Dwight D. Eisenhower hit boyz in the dome with this, “Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it.” Then the best selling author and preacher, Max Lucado, threw this on the table, “A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd.”
The Black Mamba is at the crib with his leg elevated from having surgery to repair the ruptured Achilles and the rest of Laker Nation has been in a panic because the dragon's head has been cut off. Boyz knew darn well that there was no way ole Buster Brown Dwight Howard could put on the head and lead the fellas to the playoffs right? Win two joints and they’re in. They knocked off San Antonio and then pimped slapped Houston on Wednesday night in overtime 99-95 led by Steve Blake’s 24 points.
Pau Gasol came in and dropped off his 17th triple double with 17 points, 20 rebounds and 11 assists. Then Buster himself added 16 points and 18 rebounds to the kitty along with a critical block of the Beard’s shot in the final seconds to secure the win. Leadership? I'd say so bruh, at least for last night!
I guess they were relaxed knowing that they were playing with house money because they found out 10 minutes before the tip that they had in fact secured a playoff spot because ole dull Utah got drilled by Zach Randolph and the Memphis Grizzles. So there was no pressure to win at all cost because you know Buster Brown would have melted like butter if that were the case.
So instead of just getting into the playoffs they locked up the 7th seed in the West instead of the 8th. Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! It’s all semantics playboy! They’ve got San Antonio in the first round instead of OKC. That’s like telling a boy you gotta fight Pacquiao instead of Money Mayweather. Either way you're gonna get knocked out in the first round. I guess it’s just cool to be in Vegas at the press conference talking trash before getting your wig split though! Right?
I completely get it. For Lakers fans it’s better to lose in the 1st round than to not get into the playoffs at all. Makes sense to me bruh! It’s like being able to take the baddest chick in school to the prom even though she’s your neighbor and she’s told you a million times that you’re like a brother to her. Boyz on the outside lookin’ in don’t know that so you still look like a stud. Lakers fans just didn’t want to face cats knowing that the playoffs have started and they’re at the crib watching the joint.
It’s still wack that you spent all of that energy and bread to go to the prom with a straight up dime knowing you ain’t gotta a shot because she calls you the Big Homie. But you’re gonna lie to the fellas anyway because it’s your word against hers! The only problem with the Lakers is that their date will be televised so they can lie if they want to but nobody's gonna buy it. Stop me when I start lyin’ playboy!
Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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