Caught Up (2nd suspect in custody)

"You can run but you can't hide playboy!"

Aristotle choppin’ it up in the barber shop said, “At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst.” Then ole Albert Einstein got up and said, “In matters of truth and justice, there is no difference between large and small problems, for issues concerning the treatment of people are all the same.” Then Malcolm X poked his head up from his shave and said, “I’m for truth, no matter who tells it. I’m for justice, no matter who it’s for or against.”

Well justice was served on Friday to the two Boston Marathon bombing suspects, one dead and one captured. On some real talk, you knew that once they threw their pictures on TV they were toast. Social media is a beast playboy! For the life of me I can’t understand why a boy would even try to pull any type of stunts these days?

Everybody is paparazzi now with these smart phones and there is surveillance cameras everywhere pimpin’! The longer I live the more I understand what old man Johnson used to say, “All criminals are extremely dumb because they always think they can get away with it! If you take me down to the jail right now. I’ll show you a place where 100% of  idiots live or live from time to time!”

Let’s keep it real of all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! If the entire city was shut down ALL day with the entire police force on one side of town with the feds and state boyz too. You know the other idiots I just talked about were having a field day. They hit the freaking lottery bruh!  If all the cops are looking in the rabbit hole who’s watching the forest?

Where I’m from the whole family can’t even go to Big Momma’s funeral because if boyz know that everybody's gone the house would be empty when the joint is over. I know duns that have gone to the funeral and come back to find nothing but the structure left. Boyz have backed up an entire U-Haul truck and taken everything playa! When I say everything, I mean EVERYTHING!  They took the furniture, appliances, cabinets and the carpet.

I can hear some clown in the background saying, “No way Jay, they asked everyone to stay indoors while they searched for the 2^nd suspect.” That’s why they call them criminals bruh! They don’t follow the rules! That’s why they end up in jail with the rest of the idiots that thought they could get away with it too.

Now how many cats were surprised that they found ole boy alive? Even if he was still alive when they ran up on him, I just knew some cop was going to say that ole boy pulled his gun on me one last time and I had to finish him off.  On some real talk, nobody would have questioned it.

I watched the news all evening and one thing that I didn’t see was any brothers on the bomb squad or on the tactical teams gettin’ close to this cat. Why? Because the brothers ain’t messin’ with cats foolin’ with bombs. If it were a simple homicide or narcotics joint they would be all over it because you could just call Pookey & Ray Ray nem and figure that out. But bombs? Pookey nem don't get down like that homie! You on your own pimpin’!

When the sergeant had role call Friday morning they said, “I need volunteers to catch this 2^nd suspect. Now I gotta tell you that his older brother was trapped with explosives when they killed him.” All the brothers immediately said, ‘Naw, I’m straight on that homeboy! I’m not feeling well anyway.” Stop me when I start lyin’!

On a serious note, I praise God for the diligence of the Boston Police Department and the feds for tirelessly working through the week to catch these idiots. Martin Luther King Jr. said it best with, “Human progress is neither automatic nor inevitable…Every step toward the goal of justice requires sacrifice, suffering, and struggle; the tireless exertions and passionate concern of dedicated individuals. Big props to Boston! So in my Tupac voice, "Keep Ya Head Up!"

Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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