Ridin' Deep (Heat 110 Bucks 87)

"Just so you know playa!"

Bill Gates had boyz thinking when he said, “The first rule of any technology used in a business is that automation applied to an efficient operation will magnify the efficiency. The second is that automation applied to an inefficient operation will magnify the inefficiency.” The famous author, educator and businessman, Stephen Covey, gave it to us like this, “Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall.”

Well the Miami Heat magnified the efficiency of its team by adding more shooters in the offseason and leaned the ladder against the right wall by adding the “Birdman!” With all of that efficiency they went out and blew the doors off of Milwaukee 110-87 to take a 1-0 lead in the 1st round of the Eastern Conference Playoffs.

I kept hearing analysts and writers saying that they just picked up where they left off in last year’s playoffs. What playoffs were they watching playboy? These duns have taken the game to another level. Whenever the best player on the planet can be 2 dimes shy of posting a triple double scoring 27 points on 9 of 11 shooting then the rest of the league’s got problems.

What that means pimpin’ is that he doesn’t have the pressure of carrying boyz because he’s ridin' deep with duns that will jump out of the ride shooting too. D. Wade came out of the passenger side with 16, Chris Bosh jumped out of the back seat unloading 15 while the Birdman came out of the trunk on boyz with 10 points on 4-for-4 shooting.

I told you boyz last summer that it was gonna be problems when Pat Riley hollered at Victor Sweet (Four Brothers) and he talked him into picking up more out-of-town shooters. So ole Shane Battier pulled up in the all black Denali with Ray Ray hanging out of the passenger side window as he dropped off 20 points from the bench.

The Heat is the most efficient team in the league bruh and that makes it that much more difficult to stop them. When LeBron can put up 27 points without playing hard primarily because he’s got a car full of duns that WILL shoot that’s a problem.  Therefore, he can play without pressure.

The Heat have the best bench in the league for that reason. It reminds me of Jordan’s Bulls playboy. Boyz are quick to give Mike all of the credit but they forget that MJ always had shooters around him at any given time. He’d pull up with Craig Hodges, B.J. Armstrong, Steve Kerr, John Paxson and not to mention Scottie stayed in the ride and they would give boyz fits. You had the best player on the planet rolling with some duns that would light you up at any time.

That’s what the Heat are doing right now. Boyz keep forgetting about all of the fire power that’s still in the trunk. Duns like Mike Miller, Rashard Lewis and James Jones haven’t even taken the safety off of their joints yet bruh.

Don’t get it twisted if the big gun needs to be pulled LeBron’s got it but for these rootey poots in the first round he just needs to make sure that the alarm is on at the crib. Hang out on the floor, pull up every now and then, dunk on a boy just so he doesn’t forget what he’s capable of doing to him and keep it movin’.

It’s like having a pitbull in the crib even though you’ve got an alarm system. Just in case a cat comes through the back window he’s got to deal with the efficiency of the LeBron gettin’ at him! Stop me when I start lyin’  playboy!

Here we go! I can hear that same clown screaming from the roof top again, "How can you say that the Heat are like Jordan's Bulls? They can't be compared to them until they win 6 championships!" Hey you freaking idiot, they didn't win all of them joints at one time! They won them one at a time patna. History has a way of fooling cats into believing that greatness happened in the blink of an eye. Where did you go to school bruh? And please don't pull the 72-10 out of your rectum because it was only good for 1 championship playboy! You don't get bonus points for winning 72 games no more than the Heat going on a 27 game winning streak will. 

 If LeBron continues to be the unselfish player that he is. Free agent shooters will continue to line up to play with him just like Ray Ray and Rashard did last summer. So he'll always have boyz in the ride with him just like Jordan did. Looks like the same formula to me homie if not better because LeBron doesn't care about scoring so out-of-town shooters will always have an opportunity to get shots! Stop me when I start lyin'!  

Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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