No Brainer

"Really bruh? Y'all really think I'm stupid?"

The famous psychiatrist Thomas Szasz once said, "The stupid neither forgive nor forget, the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget." The old timers would just say, "Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me." Now the gangstas from around the way would let it be known, "You got one time to play with me out here in these streets and I'm comin' to get you cuz I know where ya momma live."

Speaking of boyz being naive, dumb and down right stupid why has this rumor that LeBron James would be considering going back to Cleveland in 2014 other than to visit his old neighborhood in nearby Akron gained momentum? These dull sports writers out here are so engulfed in sports that they don't deal in reality bruh! Who does that? That's why I'm here baby boy because somebody's got to be the rational mind in all of this!

The word around the NBA and dull media circles is that the Cavs are trying to clear cap space to get LeBron to come back in 2014 because he has an opt out clause in his contract. Now that sounds like a great story but it's stupid and down right ignorant. Not only are the Cavs the 2nd worse freaking team in the league at 9-30 they're still the same broad that completely TRIPPED on him when he broke up with her the first time playa. 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! They're the chick that he broke up with that lost her freaking mind. When he told her that he was moving to South Beach to date a better looking girl she burned his condo, threw all of his clothes out in the front yard and set them on fire too. Then opened the garage and keyed all of his rides, slashed the tires, dumped manure on the seats and stomped his cat to death. Then her old man got online and wrote a letter to everybody that he knows and completely blasted him and his character. Then went on to tell boyz not to mess with LeBron ever again!

Now on some real talk, he has to deal with her because he grew up with the broad and has a baby by her. So he can't completely avoid her. He still has to swing through from time to time to see her etc. but he ain't trying to get back with her like that because she's crazy and she's also let herself go! It was already too much work to take her from being the ugly chick nobody was checkin' for to being one of the baddest in the game. When he first got with her she thought that they were called "Scrimps!" He took her to the penthouse now she's a mess again living in the projects letting boyz run through her! 

He's got a bad bad on his arm right now. What was the point of going to South Beach to get with a dime that was exclusive if he was gonna go back to the dumpy built crazy chick living in the hood with halitosis? Not only is the girl in Miami treating  him like a King but she's setting it out too. She's going to pay him $20.6 million in '14-'15 and just over $22.1 million in '15-'16 to stay with her and she's got a gang of fine friends for his partners to come down there and kick it with too. 

If he goes to Cleveland the girl up there has a group of ugly broads that boyz already know are just as crazy as she is. That's why nobody would come hang out with him when he was up there the first time. So why in the world would he go back to that same foolishness? Like I said last year homeboy, Kyrie Irving is living out of a suitcase in an empty apartment bruh because he ain't trying to stay in Cleveland either! It's one the worse franchises in the league and he'll have way too many options to choose from when his rookie deal expires.  

"Yeah C'mon back playa!"

 He's only there because he was the 1st pick in the draft just like LeBron was. LeBron only stayed as long as he did because he was from there playboy. Uncle Drew is from New Jersey and he's trying to get out of dodge as soon as he can because none of his boyz wanna come out there to hang out with him either.

 Please stop listening to these clowns that only know sports and absolutely nothing about REAL life! Would you get back with your crazy ex-girlfriend in "nothing to do Cleveland" if you had a bad one on South Beach and you were winning? If nothing else he could go to the Lakers but never Cleveland pimpin'! It's a no brainer and on some real talk, REAL cats would lose tall respect for LeBron if he got back with that chick after all she put him through.

He doesn't owe that woman a red cent. He took her from being worth slightly less than $250 million when he first got with her to being worth more than $450 million when he left and he brought more than $150 million annually into the freaking city. He doesn't even need to look in her direction if he doesn't want to because she got way more out of the relationship than he did! Stop me when I start lyin' bruh! 

Holla At Ya Boy! 

Jay Graves 

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