Facts, Truth & Straight Up Lies

In my Tupac voice, "Throw it up! Throw it up!"

Mark Twain once said, “Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.” The German philosopher Friedrich Nietzche broke it down like this, “There are no facts, only interpretations.” My girl Maya Angelou was a “G” about it when she said, “There’s a world of difference between truth and facts. Facts can obscure the truth.”

The fact is, Alabama has won two out of the last three BCS National Championships. The fact is, they are 12-1 and play in the SEC. The fact is, they’ve got the 2^nd ranked defense in the country. The fact is, they’ve got probably the best big game coach in the country. The fact is, nobody is giving Notre Dame a chance of running through hell with gasoline draws on to win the national title against these boyz.

Well the truth is, Alabama played one of the weakest schedules in the country and is only in the title game because of media hype. Y’all know Oregon got screwed but I already broke that down last week. Put your glasses on homeboy and look at this wack schedule again: Michigan(dull), Western Kentucky(so dull), Arkansas(John L. Smith dull), Florida Atlantic( dull with mild sauce on the side), Ole Miss(always dull), Mizzou(couldn’t win in the Big 12 dull), Tennessee(Dead Sea dull), Miss State(just plain dull), LSU(had them on the ropes & gave up dull), Texas A&M(Johnny Football put that thang on ‘em), Western Carolina(dull for no reason) and Auburn(Gene Chizik fired & dull). They only played two real games and lost one of them. Now if somebody told you that they deserved to play for the title after playing that schedule and having one loss! That's what we call a straight up lie, pimpin'!  

The truth is, their defensive secondary is atrocious! That unit can’t cover their mouths with duck tape in a robbery and lay down on the bed bruh. Their front 7 is unbelievable but the secondary has been hiding all year because they play in the SEC where nobody throws the football. Well…except Johnny Football and Co. which beat the brakes off of them at the crib. Why? Because boyz had to cover! They couldn’t just line up and be run support all day. They had to earn that scholarship and they’re in the negative right now.

Guess what? Everett Golson has a gun on him and he can run that joint too. That creates problems for that dull secondary that I’ve been telling you boyz about all year. When you play in a conference that is built on running the football it’s easy to hide secondary flaws. Then when boyz do play non-conference games they play cats that can’t throw it either. Michigan couldn’t throw a fit bruh! And don’t even mention Florida Atlantic, Western Michigan and Western Carolina because I might start fightin’ up in this joint.  

Notre Dame has something that is extinct in the SEC, a tight end homeboy! Tyler Eifert will be the X-factor on Monday night. This cat can play in the slot and on the outside. That’s a match up nightmare for Alabama. I’m just sayin’! The fact that they can’t cover, Golson can throw it and run it and the fact that they have a tight end is a problem. Say it with me, EXPOSED!!!

I stopped counting the number of times Bama’s secondary got beat in the SEC title game against Georgia. Sure, Dee Milliner picked one off but he was beat by 8 yards and ole dull Aaron Murray under threw the joint by 6. Not because of pressure homeboy, but because he didn’t have the talent to throw the football because there are no quarterbacks in the SEC except Johnny Football.

If I’m lying I’m dying bruh! Name the last legitimate quarterback from the SEC to play in the NFL besides Eli, Peyton and Broadway Joe? OK Matt Stafford is doing his thing too! We're still waiting on Cam though, but don't push it bruh! So that's 4 and a half cats in 80 years of SEC football! Don’t even fix your mouth to say Jason Campbell, Rex Grossman or Tebow or I’m comin’ down your street with some real G's, playa! Tebow is a winner but not a passing quarterback! There's a difference.

The fact is, Notre Dame has the #1 defense in the country and nobody is talking about them. The truth is, their front 7 with Louis Nix, Stephon Truitt, Manti Te’o & Co. is the best in America playboy and Alabama’s A.J. McCarron is merely a game manager. So the truth is, he’s been told not to turn the joint over. They are a run first offense and how is that even possible against Notre Dame?

 Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! The truth is, I hate Notre Dame with a passion! It sickens me to even write this joint but there is a difference between fact and truth and I figured that you wouldn’t get the truth reading these other Joe’s. So the fact is, I'm Ya Boy and I had to keep it 100 and tell you like Big Momma used to say, “Like it sho nuff T.I.S.!  The Irish WILL win it in a STUNNER for all of you delusional SEC fans and WILL win it in just another day at the office for Brian Kelly & Co. and all of you obnoxious Notre Dame fans. In my Huggy Low Down voice, "Waaait for it!""

Holla At Ya Boy!

Jay Graves

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