Moon Walkin'!

"Boy, I can't WAIT to get to the crib!"

The famed English author Samuel Butler once said, “Silence and tact may or may not be the same thing.”  The French poet Jean Cocteau said it this way, “Tact in audacity is knowing how far you can go without going too far.” My boy Sir Isaac Newton shut the building down when he said, “Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.”

Well I guess ole Avery Johnson Jr. has never heard of any of those cats let alone the word tact or the words “my old man is gonna kill me when he gets to the crib!” On Thursday the Brooklyn Nets fired Avery Johnson Sr. after a 14-14 start even though he was just named Eastern Conference Coach of the Month just 24 days earlier. Did he get a raw deal? Sure, but in response, his teenaged son Avery Jr. all but pulled his pants down on Twitter to express his displeasure.

"This is a f------- Outrage. My dad is a great coach, he just got coach of the month and they Fire him. #Smh. Completely new team he had. The expectations were way to high for this team. We didn't even have a losing record.... Didn't even give my dad a full season. #OUTRAGE"

Now let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Can you imagine your old man getting fired from his JOB and you publicly embarrassing him before he even gets to the crib? OMG!! Do you understand what kind of fireworks must have gone off at the Johnson estate/crib/flat last night bruh? I can hear Avery now in that whiny country voice trying to curse and move furniture around at the same time! I would have paid a fortune to be a fly on the wall with some Now & Laters and a red pop to see that one homeboy.

He’s already pissed that the Nets just let him go and now his son is doing exactly what he’s been telling him not to do. You know the drill if you’ve got kids. If you’ve said it once you’ve said it a million times. “You can’t just say anything on Twitter bruh! You gotta use common sense. Don’t embarrass the family name. Most importantly, if it sounds ignorant when you write it, it’s gonna be extremely ignorant when somebody else reads it!”

No matter how many times you say it, you still have to manage their Twitter, Facebook and now Instagram accounts because they’re FREAKING kids without a fully functional frontal lobe! For those of you that don’t know! The frontal lobe on a human being doesn’t fully form until a person is about 25 years old. The frontal lobe is where judgment is formed. That’s why you see young cats out here always doing stupid things.

When you see older people doing stupid things they are the duns that got out of line when they were handing them joints out! SMH! I just hope Junior isn’t bruised up too bad because if that were my dad, I would have looked like Willie Lump Lump this morning.

There goes the naive parent saying, "That's why my kid isn't on Twitter or Facebook!" Listen here playa, your kid is on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram! You just don't know it! These duns have alias' and internet access you don't know about! You better wake up and smell the coffee! All they need is an email address and a password!

Can you imagine James Evans getting fired from the car wash and J.J. getting on Twitter to voice his displeasure? James’ new job would have been trying to beat a murder charge playa! He would have set the projects on fire trying to get at J.J and I can hear Florida in the kitchen now, "Damn, Damn, Damn!"

Can you imagine Joe Jackson getting fired from U.S. Steel the "G" and little Michael Jackson getting on Twitter and cursing to the world? We would have never moon walked, beat it, looked at the man in the mirror or ever figured out who’s bad.You already know ole Avery was moon walkin' to some Billie Jean last night bruh! I just hope the swelling goes down before the holiday break is over because I’d hate to see that keep Avery from working again! Y'all stop me when I stop lyin' bruh!

Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
Get @ me on Twitter:@jaygravesreport
I have no proof that Avery jumped on his kid! This is completely my hilarious opinion!