Ear Plugs

Kobe, as long as the bread is still coming in we're cool. Now shut up & smile!

Boyz kill me acting like they didn’t know some girl was 18 years old at the club because she was built like a gladiator and moved like a gazelle! The first thing I always ask these cats is, “Did you talk to her for 30 seconds bruh?” All it takes is for a person to open their mouth for you to figure out how old they are and what they’re REALLY on. There are no secrets out here! People will always tell you who they are by what they talk about. Even the word of God says, “Out of abundance of the heart the mouth speaks!” Luke 6:45

So why are we surprised by the recent comments of Vanessa Bryant, Kobe‘s wife, in a recent interview in New York Magazine set to hit newsstands next month. She said and I quote, "I certainly would not want to be married to somebody that can't win championships. If you're sacrificing time away from my family and myself for the benefit of winning championships, then winning a championship should happen every single year." Interpretation, "You gotta have some major paper to even talk to me and I'm not playing homeboy!" Why do you think Kobe ran out and bought that $4 million purple diamond when he got caught up  in Colorado back in '03? Because he knew what it took to tame the lion bruh!

 First of all, what is this broad smoking, injecting, inhaling and how much syrup is she really sippin’? Championships every single year? Talk about pressure for the average cat but Kobe's already got 5 so at this point she's just whoofin' for the magazine. However, here is a prime example of a person that has no clue of what it takes to be successful in this world. Why? Because she was 18 years old when Kobe swooped her up.

If you’ve never worked a day in your life you have no idea what it takes to be successful or simply how dumb that statement was. She literally went from her moms cribs to Kobe’s mansion! So to listen to what this chick has to say about putting in work is ridiculous. Like I said earlier, she's about that bread and that's real talk.

Sure, she and Kobe have reconciled but if they hadn’t she was going to find some other clown out here rabbit hunting and spend his bread too. Some women have learned how to play the game and they’ll never be broke as long as young rich athletes keep falling for the oakey doke. Unfortunately, as I explained in the Hot Joint "That Silly Rabbit" young boyz can’t help themselves around beautiful women even when they make ridiculous statements that show all of their cards.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Chicks like Polar Sanders can act a fool on Dieon all day long and some cat will be waiting in line to take care of her after the divorce is final. Why, because she’s fine and she knows it. I'm not mad at these women because they've got in where they fit in. Boyz are known for not thinking and these women don't live in the world of what should be. They live in the world of what is. So chicks like Vanessa Bryant can continue to make idiot comments like that but boyz will keep hooking up with them because they don’t learn how to count until they turn 35.

See when professional athletes are 25 and making $10 million a year that $30G's that they spent on a woman last night was like monopoly money. They don’t even hear the comments that women like Vanessa just made because the money is still flowing. However, when a boy turns 35 and is about to retire or has already retired, that $30G’s is $30G’s in real people money! Then his ears start to work better too. The fact that Kobe's got 5 championships and plenty of bread he didn't  hear a word of that foolishness. But I bet boyz like Jason Kidd, Mike Bibby, Jerry Stackhouse, Ben Wallace and Eric Dampier heard every single word of that paragraph, looked at the punctuation, checked the spelling and the grammar on that joint.

That’s why I wrote the Hot Joint entitled "Why Pro Athletes Shouldn't Get Married."  They should wait until their listening skills develop and then walk down the aisle because a broad saying that she wouldn’t marry a boy unless he’s winning championships is code for I'm getting this money regardless of who's spending it.

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Jay Graves
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