Gabby gets BLASTED but Lochte gets a pass! "Privilege"

"I can do whatever I wanna do bruh and it's obvious why!" 

Mohamed Elbaradei once said, "I'm a lawyer. I go for due process; I go for fairness and equity - these values mean a lot to me." H. Jackson Bronw Jr. gave it to us like this, "Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you." Then Michael Pollan broke it down like a playa at a pimp convention when he spit, "I think perfect objectivity is an unrealistic goal; fairness, however, is not." 

Well playas...all black folks in this world want is to be treated fairly. We realize that the world isn't perfect so to think that it will be is asinine. However, all a boy wants is to see white folks and blacks folks treated the same way when they do good and bad. Now that the truth has fallen out of the closet on this whole Ryan Lochte and Co. foolishness. We really get to see once again that if you're white you get away with actin' a fool without havin' to apologize. 

The Rio Olympics spokesman, Mario Andrada, actually sat in front of an entire group of human beings on Thursday and said this out of his OWN mouth, "I do not regret having apologized. No apologies from [Lochte] or other athletes are needed. We have to understand that these kids came here to have fun. Let's give these kids a break. Sometimes you make decisions that you later regret. They had fun, they made a mistake, life goes on."

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! If this would have been a group of black athletes boyz would have been up in arms on social media and in the actual media itself. 

Now that the truth is on the table. We find out that these cats were tearin' posters off of the wall at the gas station. Ryan Lochte himself pulled his joint out and urinated on the man's wall!!! But the IOC tells the world that they were just some kids havin' fun. Some brothers would have been all kind of thugs this mornin'! Peein' on the walls bruh? And they would be sittin' in somebody's jail lookin' crazy too! Stop it! You sound crazy!!! 

Here's the clown that always hollers, "Why do have to always bring up race Jay? That's racist!! He's bein' shamed for this foolishness!" 

No playboy he's bein' called out for this foolishness! He's not bein' called a thug or a gangster, a complete embarrassment to the United States or a straight up donkey! Social media isn't callin' him all kinds of disrespectful names as a result. People are simply sayin' he lied. There's a huge difference. 

The dun from the IOC called them kids havin' fun. The ring leader is 32 years old bruh!!! That's old enough to be a darn physician! That's old enough to be somebody's ghetto grand parent! Oh I'm talkin' crazy bruh? Don't tell me that it can't happen because I know several of them! But people are actually makin' excuses for these fools! However, when black folks bring it to your attention you call them racist for actually bein' conscious of the unfairness. 

"I'm not out here urinatin' on folks walls bruh!"

Don't act like we didn't see boyz completely destroy Gabby Douglas for not havin' her hand on her chest durin' the medal ceremony. People ripped her a knew butt hole for that but this dun and his boyz can pee on a man's store, tear stuff off of the walls and lie to authorities and everybody wants to act like it didn't happen. 

It nothin' else they embarrassed the United States durin' what is supposed to be a great accomplishment for us with the country winnin' 100 Gold Medals thus far. They essentially went on school field trip and pulled the darn fire alarm. But y'all wanna blast Gabby Douglas for not puttin' her hand on her chest. Give me a freakin' break! All we want bruh is the same treatment all the way around. Is that too much to ask for? Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb - to say 

2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase - to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it. 

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Why the US swimmer's Big Momma's gotta fight on Sunday! ! "Slippers and Vaseline"

"Messin' around with Lochte's dump butt and here we go bruh!" 

Michelle Obama once said, "We learned about honesty and integrity - that the truth matters... that you don't take shortcuts or play by your own set of rules... and success doesn't count unless you earn it fair and square." Zig Ziglar, the famous sales guru, gave it to us like this, "The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty." Then Thomas Jefferson broke it down like a playa at a pimp convention when he spit, "Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom." 

Well playas....it looks like Ryan Lochte and his homeboys never even opened the book bruh! And Lochte himself threw ALL of those stones ole boy was just talkin' about out of the freakin' window. On Wednesday night Brazilian authorities pulled US Olympic swinmmers Jack Conger and Gunner Bentz off of their flight headed to the US and snatched their passports until they get to the bottom of this robbery foolishness. However, Lochte is already at the crib with his feet kicked up. 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! First of all bruh, I told you boyz yesterday that you had to be a sucka to believe the robbery story in the Hot Joint entitled "Had." The story didn't make an ounce of sense from jump but that's not what I'm trippin' on today. I'm trippin on these fools tryin' to dip like nobody was lookin' for them. On early Wednesday mornin' a Brazilian judge order them to "Kizzy!"  So they already knew that they weren't about to bounce because everybody and their baby's momma's momma, Ms. Jackson was lookin' for them. 

So why on earth would you try to get on a plane headed for the US and make a fool out of yourself internationally. Every media outlet in the world was sittin' in the joint waitin' for you to get pulled off of that plane. Now not only did you embarrass yourself but you embarrassed Big Momma and you know how the old ladies are at church. So now she's gotta fight this Sunday because old lady Johnson gone have somethin' to say about her grand baby. You already know she's put her slippers in her purse along with the Vaseline. You already know!!! 

All of this foolisness because you and your boyz got drunk and fell for the Oakey Doke. C'mon bruh! First you tell a boy that the cab driver stopped for gas and you got robbed. Then that story wasn't good enough so you came up with the "We got pulled over by a dun with no lights just a badge." You couldn't remember what color the cab was, what kind of ride it was, who was drivin', what time you got robbed but you could give a detailed description of the robbery itself. Straight foolishness!!! 

Then to top it all off the main dun tellin' the lie, Ryan Lochte, dipped on everybody!!! He's at the crib chillin'! What kind of homeboy is that. If he was gonna dip then everybody should have dipped! I don't know how they get down in the suburbs bruh but where I'm from EVERYBODY'S dippin' together!!! Rule 6 Article 1 Section 4 of the Hood Code of Conduct says, "We came together! We ridin' together! We dippin' together!" Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb - to say 

2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase - to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it. 

4) Kizzy: verb - to stay put. That was the name of Kunta Kinte from the movie Roots. It means to stay put. 

5) Dip: verb - to leave 

6) Ms. Jackson: noun - rap song by the super group OutKast

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And no their grandmothers don't really have to fight on Sunday but they'll get real close bruh!