Why Irsay must have been hangin' out with Three 6 Mafia talkin' Peyton Manning! "Sizzurp"

"This dun kicked me out the ride now he wants me to sign a 1 day joint! Really?"

Ron Perlman,  the actor, once said, "Distortions control my self-image, like they do for a lot of us. It's irrational." Edgar Allen Poe gave it to us like this, "It is by no means an irrational fancy that, in a future existence, we shall look upon what we think our present existence, as a dream." Then Hugh Mackay, the Australian psychologist, shut the buildin' down when he spit, "Nothing is perfect. Life is messy. Relationships are complex. Outcomes are uncertain. People are irrational." 

Well playas...ole boy said a mouth full with that joint right there bruh! He must have been sittin' in Indianapolis when Peyton Manning announced that he was goin' to announce his retirement on Monday. All Sunday evenin' duns around this city were like the irrational school girl breakin' up with her first boy friend. Then first thing Monday mornin' the Colts owner must have been "Sippin' on Some Sizzurp" with Project Pat and Three 6 Mafia when got on the freakin' news and said, "I hope Peyton signs a one day contract and retires as a Colt!" What!!!? 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Peyton Manning just won a Super Bowl with the Denver Broncos bruh! Why would he sign a one day contract with a team that cut him because they had no confidence in his ability to come back from neck fusion surgery. Now granted, it made no sense for the Colts to keep that dun because they had the first pick in the draft in 2012 and Andrew Luck was on deck. 

You couldn't pass up the opportunity to draft him but you couldn't pay Peyton the $26 million roster bonus he was due that March. So it made sense to push him out of the limo like ole Eddie Cain Jr.. However, to think that he would sign a one day contract with the Colts after Irsay treated him like hot garbage before, durin' and after the process is asinine. 

Remember, once Peyton was already in Denver Irsay threw him under the bus for not bein' able to win more Super Bowls etc. Now he wasn't lyin' but ole boy was gone and it made no sense to blast him like that especially when EVERYBODY knows that he'll go into the Hall of Fame on the first ballot. 

Now you want him to come back and show you some love? Somebody had better check Irsay's medicine bag and his glove compartment because he's out there bad if he think that makes sense. Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Sippin' on Some Sizzurp: noun - rap song recorded by Three 6 Mafia featuring Project Pat
3) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc.
4)  Eddie Cain Jr.: Noun - character in the movie "The Five Heartbeats" that was kicked out of the group for bein' a drunk and not showin' up to shows etc. 

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How these media-types covered up Peyton and blasted Jameis! "Joke"

"Don't worry about nothin'! Just keep playin'!" 

Robert Heller, the former Governor of the Federal Reserve System, once said, "Never ignore a gut feeling, but never believe that it's enough." William Arthur Ward, the famous writer, got smooth on a boy when he rocked it like this, "Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not like you. Ignore me, and I may not forgive you. Encourage me, and I will not forget you. Love me and I may be forced to love you." Then David Ogilvy, the advertising executive, broke it down like a pimp at a Detroit Gator family reunion when he spit, "Advertising people who ignore research are as dangerous as generals who ignore decodes of enemy signals." 

Well playas...media-types that ignore the truth are just as dangerous because they essentially end up lyin' to folks per their convenience. For 20 years boyz have been tellin' you that Peyton Manning was the freakin' Great White Hype and he was as clean as a whistle and all you suckas have fallen for it. Now the skeletons are startin' to fall out of the closet and duns around this piece are shocked and appalled that the cat from the New York Daily News even put it back out there. Ole boy, Shaun King, dropped the bomb again on Peyton's alleged sexual assault of the Director of Health and Wellness of the Men's Athletic Programs at the University of Tennessee in 1996. The reason that I keep sayin' "back out" and "again" is because this freakin' story has been floatin' around for 20 years bruh! But the media keeps pushin' it under the rug actin' like it's a non-story. 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Boyz crucified Jameis Winston for two years while he was at Florida State because some chick accused him of sexual assault. The media dove all over this kid without once pullin' up the 86-page report that was out there for public veiwin' which was full of sworn affidavits and eye witness testimonies that clearly showed that the chick was lyin'!!! That's why the police, the prosecutor's office and the freakin' university itself never arrested, charged or disciplined him for the alleged crime. Because there was no crime accordin' to the evidence. 

She changed her story at least 4 or 5 times durin' this report makin' absolutely no sense. One minute she says that she was so drunk that she was incoherent the next minute she can remember everything. However, the toxicology report states that she wasn't drunk at all. She says that someone slipped something into her drink but the toxicology report says that there was nothing in her system. Then she says that someone hit her in the head knockin' her out but an examination of her head shows that there was no trauma! I could go on but why? I even did a video Hot Joint entitled "The Truth is in the Details: James Winston" where I broke down the entire report down but you acted like I was speakin' in Russian ebonics and completely ignored me. I was the only media-type that read the freakin' report but EVERYBODY read the 240 plus page report on Tom Brady and the deflated footballs. 

But the same GROWN "A" woman who had a PhD at the time of the assault has been able to stick to same story like a G for 20 years with other witnesses tellin' the same story keeps gettin' drug through the mud by the Golden Boy and his father. Not only did she lose her job at the University of Tennessee when this foolishness happened but Peyton and his old man got her fired again from her next job several years later! But James Winston is the MONSTER in the media's eyes which therefore, turns him into a monster in the fan's eyes too!!! 

Just before the Super Bowl a report surfaced claiming that Peyton was havin' HGH sent to his crib in Florida in 2011 in his wife's name. The dun never denied the delivery of the product but stated that he didn't know why his wife was receivin' it and that seemed to be enough for all of these fake media-types.  Again, I'm just lettin' all of you simple minded individuals know that there is clearly a double standard in this country whether you wanna admit it or not bruh. 

When Peyton was initially accused of this foolishness he wasn't the all-world Peyton Manning that we know today. He was a kid in college that shouldn't have been untouchable but he was. Why? Because he was a white quarterback in the south with a rich and famous daddy that could protect him. 

What blows my mind is that folks in the media will go to great lengths to protect a cat that has shown no remorse for actin' a complete fool and workin' just as hard to destroy this woman in the process because he's Peyton Manning. Oh, did I mention that he sent some goons to the dun's house that told the world that he was receivin' the HGH in the recent documentary? So if I didn't playboy, I just did. Peyton Manning's a joke and you can keep believin' that he's squeaky clean if you want to but the truth is the truth pimpin'. 

And please understand that if a dun is guilty of sexually assaulting ANY woman that he should go to jail! I've got a wife, a mother, a daughter and a sister!!! So any man that is vile enough to disrespect a woman get's no love from me and that includes Peyton Manning! Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific.
3) Pimpin': noun - the person that I'm passionately tryin' to get my point across to.  

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Why these fake media-types DIDN'T call Peyton a thug this week! "Thug Life'"

"What you want me to do playa?" 

David Ogilvy, known as the Father of Advertising,  once said, "Advertising people who ignore research are as dangerous as generals who ignore decades of enemy signals." Georgia O'Keefe, the famous artist, gave it to us like this, "I decided that if I could paint that flower in a huge scale, you could not ignore its beauty." Then the great Sam Walton spit a little fire when he broke it down like this, "Swim upstream. Go the other way. Ignore the conventional wisdom." 

Well playas...that's what all of these fake media-types have done this Super Bowl week when it came to Peyton Manning. Everybody and their baby's momma's momma, Ms. Jackson, went the other way and completely ignored the fact that ole boy had HGH sent to his crib back in 2011 in his wife's name which he's never denied. Let's not even attempt to accuse the dun of actually takin' it. Let's just address the FACT that it was actually sent to his house. And the FACT that he sent boyz to the accusers parent's home to lean on him. Let's just start there playboy. 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! I didn't say a mumblin' word about Peyton all week on purpose because I was tryin' to give these so-called media-types an opportunity to blast this dun but NOBODY said a freakin' word. As far as the millions of readers and watchers of sports this week. Peyton Manning is as clean as a whistle and he's still the All-American boy. 

Now why on earth would a boy send some goons to a duns house if he were clean? I'm just sayin'! Private investigators aren't the police bruh. Therefore, you don't have to talk to those duns or answer any of their questions. But again, why are you sendin' them to a cats crib? Where I'm from that's called leanin' on a boy. For all of you simple minded individuals, that's called tryin' to intimidate a boy or in G.I. terms it's called, "Backin' a boy up off of you." Either way it ain't good and Peyton Manning did that!!! Not Cam Newton, the cat you've been callin' a thug all season. 

Sendin' boyz to a cats house is a thug move playa! And what I wanna know is why wasn't anybody callin' Peyton Manning a thug this week when the story broke? Why is everybody lookin' the other way? See I'm an equal opportunity  thug caller. If Cam Newton had pulled a stunt like that I'd be callin' him a thug right now. So the FACT that Peyton did it he deserves to be called a thug for his actions. Why? Because that's what thugs do. They try to intimidate witnesses. Again, there is a double standard that folks wanna act like doesn't exist in America. I'm just always here to remind you that it does. Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1)  Spit: verb - to say
2) Fire: noun - interesting information
3) Ms. Jackson: noun - song by the rap group OutKast
4) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 
5) G.I.: noun - Gary, Indiana

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