Why Irsay must have been hangin' out with Three 6 Mafia talkin' Peyton Manning! "Sizzurp"

"This dun kicked me out the ride now he wants me to sign a 1 day joint! Really?"

Ron Perlman,  the actor, once said, "Distortions control my self-image, like they do for a lot of us. It's irrational." Edgar Allen Poe gave it to us like this, "It is by no means an irrational fancy that, in a future existence, we shall look upon what we think our present existence, as a dream." Then Hugh Mackay, the Australian psychologist, shut the buildin' down when he spit, "Nothing is perfect. Life is messy. Relationships are complex. Outcomes are uncertain. People are irrational." 

Well playas...ole boy said a mouth full with that joint right there bruh! He must have been sittin' in Indianapolis when Peyton Manning announced that he was goin' to announce his retirement on Monday. All Sunday evenin' duns around this city were like the irrational school girl breakin' up with her first boy friend. Then first thing Monday mornin' the Colts owner must have been "Sippin' on Some Sizzurp" with Project Pat and Three 6 Mafia when got on the freakin' news and said, "I hope Peyton signs a one day contract and retires as a Colt!" What!!!? 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Peyton Manning just won a Super Bowl with the Denver Broncos bruh! Why would he sign a one day contract with a team that cut him because they had no confidence in his ability to come back from neck fusion surgery. Now granted, it made no sense for the Colts to keep that dun because they had the first pick in the draft in 2012 and Andrew Luck was on deck. 

You couldn't pass up the opportunity to draft him but you couldn't pay Peyton the $26 million roster bonus he was due that March. So it made sense to push him out of the limo like ole Eddie Cain Jr.. However, to think that he would sign a one day contract with the Colts after Irsay treated him like hot garbage before, durin' and after the process is asinine. 

Remember, once Peyton was already in Denver Irsay threw him under the bus for not bein' able to win more Super Bowls etc. Now he wasn't lyin' but ole boy was gone and it made no sense to blast him like that especially when EVERYBODY knows that he'll go into the Hall of Fame on the first ballot. 

Now you want him to come back and show you some love? Somebody had better check Irsay's medicine bag and his glove compartment because he's out there bad if he think that makes sense. Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Sippin' on Some Sizzurp: noun - rap song recorded by Three 6 Mafia featuring Project Pat
3) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc.
4)  Eddie Cain Jr.: Noun - character in the movie "The Five Heartbeats" that was kicked out of the group for bein' a drunk and not showin' up to shows etc. 

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