Road Trip (Why Broadway Joe, Bird, Rex Chapman & Johnny Football even dissed Donald Sterling

 

"What? These duns are trippin' bruh!"

When I was at the car show on Monday I overheard these cats arguin’ over doin’ the right thing. Oprah Winfrey was sittin’ on a mean set of24’s when she said, “Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody’s going to know whether you did it or not.” Victor Hugo pulled up in the whip turning the music down when he said, “Initiative is doing the right thing without being told.” Then John D. Rockefeller was straight parkin’ lot pimpin’when he said, “Next to doing the right thing, the most important thing is to let people know you are doing the right thing.”

Well playboy…on the Monday a judge did the right thing by rulin' against Donald Sterling in his attempt to block the sale of the Los Angeles Clippers for $2 billion to former Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer. Superior Court Judge Michael Levanas sided with ole boy’s wife, Shelly Sterling, as she burst into tears when the rulin’ was announced.

What they didn’t tell you is that Donald Sterling burst into tears too. I know that dun was fired up because now he’s got nothin’ to do. He figured he’d hold this joint up in court for the next two or three years and it would be like goin’ to work for him bruh. Ole boy was like, “Yeah dawg, these boyz are tellin’ folks that I’ve got Alzheimer’s and that I can’t make sound decisions. I got they “A’s.” Ima jam this thing up and make everybody pay for messin’ with me and my bread.”

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Fortunately, for the rest of the world the judge didn’t let Sterling run his game because he’s been an expert at doin’ it. Now that duns got to find something else to do. Maybe he’ll join the black church he visited after he straight jumped out of the birthday cake and let the world know that he was the Grand Wizard. Maybe he’ll move over to Compton and open a barbeque joint on Crenshaw or sell incense on the corner with the brothas from the Nation. Maybe he’ll sponsor the annual Crips and Bloods Thanksgiving DayShootout/Basketball Tournament/Carjacking Extravaganza because he’s gotta find something to do to make up with the brothas. Somebody should talk him into payin' for poor kids to go to college. Naw....he definitely won't do that not bein' the all out racist he is. That's askin' way too much bruh.  

Maybe he’ll ask Magic to let him work at one of his movie theatres takin’ the tickets and servin’ red pop to all the kids that come through. Since he messed up so bad with the brothas he’s gonna go on a road trip to holla at other white boyz that have always gotten tall respect from the brothahood that have ghetto passes for life. He flew out to NYC to Broadway Joe’s crib and that dun answered the door butt naked with a full length mink coat on drunk as a skunk just as confused as he was. Then he drove out to Indiana and was seen bangin’ on Larry Bird’s door but “The Legend” wasn’t havin’ it bruh. Then he shot down to Kentucky to Rex Chapman’s crib and Rex was like, “Who? Donald who? Naw dawg, I can’t help you with that, you messed up bad with the homies bruh. You’re on your own with this one.”

Then he shot up to Detroit to holla at Bill Lambeer and Lam met him at the gas station down the street and beat the brakes off of him. As a last resort he drove over the Cleveland to holla at Johnny Football and all Johnny could give him was the money sign and an Instagram photo of him and Money Mayweather.

Why does the brothahood have so much love for Broadway Joe, Bird, Rex and Johnny? Because they played the game with the same attitude and swagger that a dun from the projects played it with. Also what the mainstream media doesn't understand they don't like. It's not just black and white out here bruh. It's about havin' a kindred spirit and these duns are one of the brothas by spirit. So go on and do yo thang Johnny Football because the brothahood has your back!

Don’t trip Donny, you can’t ever hang out with the brothas again but you still got a shot with LaQuisha and LaTrina playboy. As long as you still got some bread they’ll entertain you’re confused butt. As a matter of fact, the more confused you are the more they’ll hang out with you. Why? Because they’ll take everything you’ve got and give it to their real dudes at the crib. They already know that you don’t want anything but some time and attention.  So they'll give you that all day long and you’ll go to their neighborhood one day and see boyz runnin’ around outside like “Comin’ to America” with all your stuff on. And that’s the edited version.

On some real talk, Donald Sterling deserves all of the humiliation that’scomin’ his way playboy and I’m just kickin’ the party off and stop me when Istart lyin’!

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Recognizin' the Game (Why Mark Cuban tried to warn these boyz about messin' with Donald Sterling)

"Y'all wanna mess with me bruh? I got somethin' for ya!"

William Shakespeare once said, “If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge? Friedrich Nietzsche, the German philosopher, stood up and shouted, “It is impossible to suffer without making someone pay for it; every complaint already contains revenge.” Then Tupac’s homeboy Niccolo Machiavelli, the 16^th century Italian philosopher, spit that fire when he said, “Men should be either treated generously or destroyed, because they take revenge for slight injuries – for heavy ones they cannot.”

Well playboy…either the NBA didn’t listen to Machiavelli or they didn’t understand to what level of destruction was necessary to get the job done on Donald Sterling. Adam Silver and the homies thought that bannin’ ole boy for life and snatchin’ his team was good enough to make him go away.

Well in my Lee Corso voice, “Not so fast my friend!” Not only is he suing Adam and the league for $1 billion but now he’s gone out and hired a team of private investigators to dig up dirt on Silver, David Stern and the other 29 owners! Mark Cuban tried to tell these boyz that they were skatin’ on cracked ice messin’ with this fool but they wouldn’t listen.

He told them specifically, “This is a slippery slope!” But boyz sit up and look at ole Mark as bein’ some crazy dude that doesn’t know what he’s talkin’ about half the time! I think Cuban grew up in the hood with some gangstas on the low because he’s the only cat that recognized game from the jump.

Now did the league have a choice in how they should  have handled Sterling? Not at all, because the fans and the players would have demanded that they handle it the way that they did. But even when you gotta get at a boy you gotta send the right cats in to handle the dirty work and they didn't send in the experienced hostage negotiators. You gotta send in a boy in that could successfully talk him down.

You fired that dun while he still had the gun in one hand and his manhood in the other. Now everybody's in danger!

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Donald Sterling is an 80 year old fart with billions of dollars that’s got cancer and early onset Alzheimer’s. That means that this dun is pretty much bout to die and won’t know his name this time next year if he’s still alive. So he’s gonna blow a hole in the freakin’ NBA immediately so that he can see it go up in flames. That’s why he paid the private investigators more than a 100 stacks to complete the investigation within 30 days. Why? So that he could see the joint burn to the ground in time enough for him to remember it and reminisce over it like Pete Rock and C.L. Smooth.

He's the cat trapped with explosives on the Titanic shootin' holes in all of the life boats, cuttin' all of the life preservers to pieces, throwin' blood in the water as he fires a cannon into the hull of the ship. If he's goin' down... everybody's goin' down bruh!

Think about it bruh…all he’s got to do is pull up some foolishness on any of the owners, Sliver or Stern. For a 100 stacks he’s gonna even get some lies too. They’ll start makin’ stuff up just to put on the invoice bruh! Why? Because Sterling wants answers and for a 100 stacks he’s gonna get them regardless of how valid they are.

It’s almost like the defense attorney throwin’ somethin' out in a trial that he or she knows is bogus and the judge overrules it. As long as it’s been thrown in the air the jury never forgets it playa. Why! Because he's got nothin' to prove. Doubt is cool if Sterling can’t find some demons and skeletons but it’s virtually impossible not to find what you’re looking for when you’re dealin’ with wealthy business owners.

Heck if you dig hard enough you’ll find foolishness on a dun with a pocket full of old school food stamps, an EBT card drivin’ a hooptie rockin’ Skips. So you already know that some freakin’ dinosaurs are bout to fall out of boyz closets when Sterling finishes with these boyz.

Everybody and their momma wants to know why Stern really blocked the Chris Paul trade to the Lakers. Boyz wanna know if ole boy Tim Donahey, the NBA official that went to jail for bettin’ on games that he was officiatin’, was actin’ alone or with anybody else in the league etc. They wanna know if other owners have been involved in shady deals or even has the same views as Sterling. Well… for a 100 stacks for 30 days of work they’re gonna find out somethin'.

That’s why Cuban was tellin’ boyz to chill because where there’s smoke there’s fire and where there’s fire there’s always some dun like Donald Sterling rubbin’ two sticks together.

Don’t think for one minute that none of the other owners aren’t involved in some foolishness too. On some real talk, you can’t legally come into a boyz crib and secretly record him and use it against him. Regardless of the foolishness that came out of his mouth. He was at the crib butt naked talkin’ crazy like 90 percent of boyz out do out here black or white. Does it make it right? Not at all! But when you start allowin’ broads to set cats up and then start makin’ it legal to use the recordings against them all kinds of businesses will start fallin’ apart. Why? Because that ‘lil patch of hair has been sinkin’ ships and destroyin’ kingdoms since the beginnin’ of time playboy. I’m just sayin’!

He was dead wrong in his philosophy but again he was layin’ on his back talkin’ crazy at the crib. In a court of law those recordings would have been thrown out because they were illegally obtained.

So now you’ve got this dun’s dandruff up and he’s out to destroy the league and anybody standin’ in his way because he’s got nothin’ to lose and Mark Cuban tried to warn you. So guess what? Cuban is safe because he didn’t throw ole boy under the bus when they asked him his opinion of the situation when it first broke.

Y’all better start listenin’ to Cuban and stop discountin’ his logic because he grew up with the homies whether he ever tells you that he did or not. I can spot a G a mile away and he’s got the DNA of one. Stop me when I start lyin’!

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The Code (Why the NBA, the players union and the fans should take care of Sterling's girl for life)

"Dang what was I thinking? I forgot all about lil' ole me!"

Mahatma Gandhi once said, “Intolerance is itself a form of violence and an obstacle to the growth of a true democratic spirit.” Pierre Bayle, the18th century French philosopher, gave it to us like this, “It is thus tolerance that is the source of peace, and intolerance that is the source of disorder and squabbling.” Then Eliot Engel, the U.S. Representative from New York, laid the wood with, “Too small is our world to allow discrimination, bigotry and intolerance to thrive in any corner of it, let alone in the United States of America.”

NBA commissioner Adam Silver came in like O.G. Bobby Johnson on Tuesday and handled his business by banning ole dull Donald Sterling from the NBA for life! He also fined him $2.5 million which was the most he could get at him for under the NBA guidelines.

Big props to the league for finally getting rid of this clown. Now on some real talk, he should have been gone years ago because everybody knew ole boy was a racist. However, when you’re making money off of a boy people tend to stick their heads in the sand and act like they don’t see this foolishness. It’s sad but it's true.

However, a fool can’t ever stay out of his own way so it was just a matter of time before he hung himself. Somebody go ask O.J. if I’m lyin’!

But let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Ole girl that set Sterling up did an excellent job for the NBA, the players and heck the rest of America. She should get a Medal of Honor for her efforts in espionage. The only problem was, she looked out for everybody but herself.

This broad completely violated the most important rule of the Gold Digger’s Code of Conduct! Rule 1, Section 1, Article 1 taught on the very first day in the academy specifically says, “Make sure whatever you do, don’t mess up your money!”

Sterling was caking this chick bruh! She managed to get two Bentleys, a Ferrari and a Range Rover out of this dun. Not to mention $1.8 million to by a crib. So when the wifey of 50 years finds out, she tells ole boy that he’s gotta get all of that back etc. and thus the law suit.

Now an experienced gold digger would have just laid in the cut and let he and the wife argue about it. It would have passed over and she still would have been rolling. Keep in mind playboy, the wife went through the academy too. She was in the first graduating class and was the salutatorian in the Class of 1953! That’s why she’s been with this fool for 50 years knowing that he was a racist that wasn’t loyal. This ain’t the first time she’s caught that dun giving broads gifts and bread.

Naw playboy, she’s just sittin’ in the cut too! Let this clown play and act a fool and she keeps living that lifestyle. It’s all good because she’s probably got some cat on the side too. Is it right? Absolutely not! Is it real? You darn right it is! And that’s the edited version bruh.

Now the side piece is shot! Instead of sittin’ in the cut or moving on to hustle some other billionaire or even some young millionaire cat she decided to take care of the world. So the NAACP should give her the freakin’ award that they were about to give Sterling! SMH.

Who were the clowns in that chapter that decided that it made sense to give him a lifetime Achievement Award… twice? Just take Sterling’s name off of the plaque and put her name on it. Pookie and Ray Ray nem will do it down at the pawn shop on Crenshaw for $5.

On some real talk, now she’s gotta go get a job like Raymond Felton’s wife. Remember how she took ole boy’s gun to the police after he pulled it on her? He didn’t shoot it he just pulled it out. Now if you ask Lisa, the valedictorian of the Gold Diggers Class of 2010, she’d understand just how to handle that situation.

So Lisa, what do you do in that situation baby? “First of all, I'd calm him down and tell him that he’s the man. Then I make sure everything is good between us. Then when he goes to work I'd move out and take the baby because our safety is paramount!” Even gold diggers have extensive vocabularies bruh because they have to be able to move in different circles. “I don’t file charges on him because if he’s in jail I don’t get paid.” And what’s the most important aspect of being a Gold Digger Lisa? “Gettin’ paid!”

So what you’re saying Lisa is that Sterling’s girl under the Gold Digger’s code didn’t follow protocol. “Not at all sir.” Now she’s messed up all future money comin’ from all other sources too. Why? Because no other rich cat in the world is gonna touch her because she’s got the potential to ruin them.

Again, she did a great thing for the NBA and the world by setting him up but she killed her hustle for life. So the only fair thing to do for her is to put her in the NBA’s witness protection program. The league should take care of her for life. The players union should pay her a monthly stipend, the league should take care of the whip and mortgage and the fans should cover all medical. That’s the least they could do for her bruh. Stop me when I start lyin’!

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Actin' Brand New (Why boyz are killin' me acting like they didn't know who Donald Sterling was)

Oh yeah you can believe that playa! I'm up outta here!"

Soren Kiekegaard, the 19th century Danish philosopher and poet, once said, “Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.” Edgar Allen Poe gave it to us like this, “Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of their reality.” Then Malcom X shut the building down with, “You’re not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can’t face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who says it.”

The reality playboy is that racism is still alive and well in this country. Boyz try their best to convince themselves that it’s a thing of the past but every now and then the farting elephant that most black folks see EVERY day jumps out of the birthday cake with a hot pink thong on. Well…over the weekend that dun was dancin’ for the world to see.

Donald Sterling, the owner of the Los Angeles Clippers, just reminded us that it’s real out here. I don’t need to repeat what that fool said because you’ve already read it or heard it a 100 times already.

What blew me away about this whole thing was not that he said it but the reaction to what he said from both black and white folks. Because on some real talk, if some cat recorded you at the crib talking with your girl or partners you’d be in hot water too. It may not be on the topic of race but people can have some ignorant conversions behind closed doors bruh. Now was this dun completely ignorant and out of line? Absolutely! Should he be forced to give up the team? You darn right! And that’s the edited version bruh.

What tripped me out was all of the cats saying that the Clippers should have boycotted the game on Sunday in protest of what Sterling said. First of all, this ain’t the first time that this clown has said something ignorant on the topic of race. Everybody in the NBA knew that he was a racist fart including his players and coaches. So stop acting brand new! He’s treated players like crap for years now boyz wanna act upset.

He’s the four year old kid that curses and smokes cigarettes at the crib and then when he goes ham in public his mother wants to act surprised and try to discipline him in front of everybody.

Instead of fronting for the cameras the NBA should have gotten rid of that dun years ago. Now they’re sittin’ out here on Front Street and the world wants to see how they’re gonna handle it.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Why in the world would the Clippers not have played on Sunday? They’ve put in mad work to get to this point in the playoffs so it wouldn’t have made an ounce of sense not to play even though they got drug in Golden State. It’s about the team and the commitment to the guys in the locker room not ole dull Sterling.

People that are obligated to take care of families and pay their bills go to work and let the union handle the foolishness on the fray bruh. It’s no different in the NBA. They’ve got a players union for a reason.

During the civil rights movement it wasn’t the working class black folks that were doing the majority of the protests, sit-ins and marches. It was done by college students that had very little to lose. How do I know? Because my mother, father and their classmates were some of those college students in the south in the 1950’s. Their parents couldn’t afford to lose their jobs by jumpin’ out there so they didn't.

Let the players union handle this foolishness and keep playing the game with class and dignity. The Clippers are full of brothers with a black head coach. They can make more of a stand by playing because it further showcases the ignorance of Sterling by keeping these dignified brothers in front of the cameras during the playoffs.

When MLK adopted the teachings of nonviolence from Mahatma Gandhi it made angry and aggressive racist white folks look stupid because they were attacking black folks that wouldn’t retaliate.

By playing, these cats are showing the world that they are responsible human beings that respect the culture of team and commitment. If they happen to lose the rest of their playoff games because of this distraction you still have to respect them.

Will somebody please tell me why Magic Johnson told us that he wasn’t ever going back to a Clippers game? That dun doesn’t pay to get in anyway! He hasn’t paid to see an NBA game in his freakin’ life so that’s not gonna hurt ole dull Sterling’s feelings or his pockets. On some real talk, that’s what he wanted anyway.

Also will somebody tell Snoop to go somewhere and sit his butt down. He's got the nerve to go off about Sterling and he's been a detriment to black culture for more than twenty years. All he's ever done is call our women B's and garden utensils and advocated drug abuse since he stepped on the scene. We don't need to hear from him on this subject, especially if he doesn't have anything intelligent to say. Add to the conversation don't take from it playboy. Being belligerent only perpetuates the freakin' stereotype bruh.

I wanna hear of all the advertisers pulling out of the arena and the fans not renewing season tickets. If that doesn’t happen then it further proves our point on the existence of racism being alive and well in America. I’m not trippin’ off of Donald Sterling because at least he told us who he was.

I’ve got more respect for him than I do for boyz in the Klan because at least he’s not hiding his face. They’re all some suckas but at least I know who I’m dealing with when it comes to Sterling.

Now show me that boyz can do the right thing and stop messin’ with the Clippers completely. The NBA should take control of the team ASAP. It’s up to them to figure out how to pay that dun or not. As long as Sterling owns the joint the current players should be allowed to bounce without penalty even if they’re under contract. Doc Rivers needs to finish the season, quit and leave that fool to pick up the pieces.

The only way you’re going to hurt Sterling is to hit him in the pocket. Otherwise, he will keep on talking crazy and we’ll be revisiting this subject in two years. But boyz need to stop actin’ brand new first! Stop me when I start lyin’!

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