Joey Bosa tries to punk the Chargers and ends up gettin'Punk'd! "Leverage"

"I'm bout to punk these boyz because I'm Joey Bosa bruh!" 

Simon Mainwaring, the well-known branding consultant, once said, "The leverage and influence social media gives citizens are rapidly spreading into the business world." Scott Adams, the cartoonist, gave it to us like this, "We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings." Then Warren Buffett chopped it up so that a boy could swallow it when he spit, "When you combine ignorance and leverage, you get some pretty interesting results." 

Well playas...the NFL's No.3 overall pick of the 2016 draft has combined ignorance without leverage and he's gotten some pretty interestin' results. He's the only dun from the this new draft class that isn't under contract or in camp yet. On Wednesday they offered this dun their best deal and he rejected it. So the San Diego Chargers pulled their offer off of table. I'll paraphrase what these boyz told the sports world in a statement after pullin' the joint. 

"We offered that dun the largest signin' bonus of any rookie in the last two drafts. We offered him more bread than any rookie in this present draft class except for Carson Wentz of the Eagles. And we offered him the largest payment and highest percentage of signin' bonus in the first calendar year than any cat we've ever drafted since this new collective bargaining agreement was put into effect in 2011."

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Ole boy wanted to play hard ball and punk the Chargers but he got punk'd without Ashton Kutcher even jumpin' out of the bushes on him! Now I know boyz wanna act like they've got all of the leverage when they walk in but the they don't playa! Why? Because he doesn't own the team and he was relatively broke when he sat down with a boy. 

Now don't get it twisted bruh! I get that he wants what he wants but the Chargers have all of the leverage. Now he's got nothin' to show for all of his hard work and he can't play for anybody but the Chargers because they drafted him. Why? Because he hadn't signed a contract before the August due date to be traded so now even if he signs with them he'll get less bread than they originally offered him. 

So he simply lost bread tryin' to make a point. 
Here's what the dun walked away from bruh. They offered him a $17 million signin' bonus where they were goin' to pay him 85 percent of it up front and the rest in March of 2017 at the start of the NFL's new calendar year. For all of you cats that don't wanna do the math I'll do it for you bruh. They were tryin' to give him $14.4 million when he signed the freakin' contract and the other $2.6 million in March. 

He's got no leverage because the dun's drafted No.2 (Wentz) and No. 4 (Elliott) agreed to the same foolishness. 

Bruh...they're goin' to give you the $2.6 million in a few months! Were you plannin' on spendin' the entire $17 million next week? It's in the freakin' bank!!!

He's actin' like he's negotiatin' with Mookie and Man-Man nem. Where if he doesn't get all of his bread right now they're goin' to move on him or something. 

IT'S HIS BREAD BRUH!! He's not dealin' with Big Red from the movie The Five Heartbeats!! By not signin' the deal he's not gettin' any bread! That's stupid!!! Here's your choice $14.4 million now or get nothin'! 

Then he's trippin' over not wantin' "Offset Language" in the contract when 29 of the 31 first round picks have it in their contracts. 

Okay playa, let me explain what "Offset Language" is. Teams put it in a joint to keep a boy from double dippin' if they get cut etc. All rookie deals are 4 year contracts with the 5th as a team option. However, they have to decide whether they will extend a boy after year 3. 

Let's say that the team decides that they wanna cut a boy and they still owe him $3 million. If the player signs a new deal for say $3 million and their was no Offset Language" in the original deal. The dun that just got cut and hired by a new team will get his bread from both teams. 

Well Bosa not only wants all of his bread up front but he doesn't want the "Offset Language" either. Now that's cool if you can get it. But at some point you've gotta slow your roll because they own the team and you're broke. Remember playboy, you just moved out of a freakin' dorm or an off campus apartment. 

How are you goin' to try to punk a boy when every other 1st round rookie draft pick is in camp and has agreed to play by the foolishness that was presented to them? You've got no leverage!!! 

These boyz showed Bosa that they weren't playin' when they pulled that joint off the table and essentially told him to kick rocks. Now he's gotta take less bread because he's missin' practice and games. No way are they goin' to re-offer him the same deal. 

If he doesn't sign it he has to sit out this year and go back into the draft next year. In that case he won't be the No.3 pick because nobody's goin' to draft a dun that high that has sat out of football for an entire year. So guess what playa? He's goin' to get less bread and he can't get that until June of 2017. Who punk'd who? Stop me when I start lyin'. 

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb - to say 

2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase - to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it. 

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The Colts are already a HOT mess bruh! "Again"

"This foolishness again bruh?" 

William Arthur Ward once said, “It is wise to direct your anger towards problems - not people; to focus your energies on answers - not excuses.” Benjamin Franklin gave it to us like this, “He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else.” Then Mason Cooley put it where the goats could get it when he spit, “Excuses change nothing, but make everyone feel better.” 

Well playas…we haven’t even started the NFL season and the Colts are already primin’ us full of excuses as to why they’ll stink in 2016!! The primary excuse, which is legitimate, is that everybody’s hurt. Besides everybody and their baby’s momma in the defensive secondary bein’ snake bitten the offensive line is a mess too. On Saturday offensive guard, Jack Mewhort, went down with a knee injury that will sideline him for 2-4 weeks and the rest of those duns looked to be drunk drivin'. 

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Last year the Colts couldn’t protect Andrew Luck with a Trojan condom bruh. That dun ended up with a partially torn abdominal muscle and a lacerated kidney foolin' around with that offensive line. Doctors said that he looked like someone in a car accident. Did they really pay Anthony Castonzo $43 million with $35 million GUARANTEED? 

So fast forward to the preseason of 2016 playa after Luck's been made the highest paid player in NFL HISTORY!!! He’s still out there runnin’ for his freakin’ life like he's in the Thriller video.  

With Mewhort gettin’ banged up late in the first half they were already without Joe Reitz who is out with a back injury. Then they had two rookies, Le’Ravon Clark at right tackle and Ryan Kelly at center, tryin’ to figure it out. In all of the confusion Luck gets sacks 3 times and hit 9 times all in the first half bruh!! And this is the preseason!!! 

The defense can’t hold water, Andrew Luck is already in a full out sprint for his life and they can’t run the football to save their lives! Yeah, I know that it’s the preseason but there hasn’t been a single bright spot in this foolishness yet. Everybody’s hurt and the duns that are playin’ seem to be just goin’ through the motions. It’s gonna be a long season of “Well…we didn’t play as well as we would have like today but we’ll get ‘um next week” press conferences. Dull!!! Stop me when I start lyin’! 

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb - to say 

2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase - to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it. 

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Kaepernick's 'right' to sit down on the Anthem bruh! "The Backlash"

"I ain't doin' nothin' bruh!" 

George Washington once said, "If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter." Tracy Morgan gave it to us like this, "We have freedom of speech, but you got to watch what you say." Then Tom Smothers put it where the goats could get it when he spit, "Freedom of expression and freedom of speech aren't really important unless they're heard. The freedom of hearing is as important as the freedom of speaking."

Well playas...Colin Kaepernick 's freedom of expression and speech on Friday night was very important because everybody heard them. Ole boy refused to stand for the National Anthem before the 49ers played the Green Bay Packers because of his views on how this country treats minorities.

 He told the press after the game, "I am not going to stand up to show pride in a flag for a country that oppresses black people and people of color. To me, this is bigger than football and it would be selfish on my part to look the other way. There are bodies in the street and people getting paid leave and getting away with murder."

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! There are a lot of boyz fired up at ole Colin today because they feel like he's bein' disrespectful to the good ole US of A.  However, most of the duns that are upset with him probably don't understand what it feels like to be black in America. 

Now I personally don't think that his beef should be with the National Anthem because we're all American at this point. However, black folks were slaves durin' the War of 1812 when the flag in question was made by Francis Scott Key. So all of the brothers could really trip because we were in chains when boyz celebrated the victory.  

As a matter of fact, there are a lot of things that mainstream America takes for granted that don't really apply to African-Americans. Take the 4th of July for instance. We were slaves on July 4th, 1776. So that isn't our Independence Day! Our Independence day is June 19th, 1865 because that's the day recognized as the day that all of the slaves in Texas found out more than 2 and a half years after the Emancipation Proclamation was actually signed. It's called Juneteenth playboy! That's our Independence Day! 

But on some real talk, his beef should be with the local principalities and the judicial system that allows this foolishness to take place not with the flag.  But the fact that he put the Star Spangled Banner on blast durin' an NFL game got the attention that he was lookin' for. Now boyz are talkin' about it whether you think he was right or wrong. He brought attention to the injustice that most people in America try to act like doesn't exist.

As long as he knows that he's upset the powers that be and he's willin' to deal with the backlash I'm cool with him sittin'. It's not my bread, endorsements or roster spot bein' affected. That dun better be careful because he's barely holdin' on to a spot, while you're playin'.  If he's cool with it then I'm cool with him bein' cool with it bruh. I can't tell that man that he's wrong if that's how he feels because he isn't lyin'! Stop me when I start lyin! 

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb - to say 

2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase - to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it. 

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Why Ezekiel Elliott can't afford to get advice from Snoopbruh! "Insulation"

"I was only tryin' to smell it bruh!"

Zlatan Ibrahimovic, the Swedish footballer, once said, "I did many stupid things. I made many mistakes, but I learnt from everything. I still make mistakes; I still learn from them. Nobody is perfect." Bertrand Russell, the British philosopher, gave it to us like this, "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." Gustave Flaubert, the French novelist, put it where the goats could get it when he said, "To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost."  

Well playas...stupidity definitely isn't lackin' when it comes to the Cowboys 1st round draft pick, Ezekiel Elliott. Before this dun has even played a single down in the NFL he's makin' headlines that have absolutely nothin' to do with football. On Thursday before the Boys played the Seahawks in the state of Washington where marijuana is legal. This dun thought that it made good sense to fall off into a weed dispensary just to check out the merchandise. So guess what pimpin', TMZ was waitin' for his butt to come out of the joint. 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Weed is legal in the state of Washington playboy but it's still illegal in the NFL. So what sense did it make to visit the weed spot when you can't smoke the weed? All he did was make the freakin' news for browsin'!!! And that ain't good news bruh!! 

I don't know how many idiots I've heard sayin', "It's no big deal! He didn't even buy anything. Why are people trippin'?" Because he's in a spot that he shouldn't be in if he's a professional football player about to play a freakin' game bruh! It doesn't matter that he didn't buy anything! It's PR that he nor the Cowboys need right now. 

Boyz are killin' me not understandin' why it wasn't a good look for young Zeke. Okay playa, let me break in down for you like a pimp at a playas convention. It's like a boy that gets caught walkin' into a  pharmacy browsin' in the condom section when he doesn't wear condoms with his wife. Somebody sends the picture to his wife even though he didn't buy anything. It's a bad look even browsin' bruh!! Why? Because you can't explain your way out of that one.

Why are you in the weed spot if you aren't tryin' to smoke weed? Even if you're tryin' to smoke it's illegal for you to smoke based on company policy!! Half of these duns hollerin' "what's the big deal?" obviously don't have jobs or should I say careers. It doesn't matter if you think it's a big deal or not bruh! It's against the rules and you don't need the bad press!!!

Here's what boyz are missin' in all of this foolishness! Zeke still has a domestic violence investigation goin' on back in Columbus from earlier this summer! So he needs to be flyin' under the radar anyway. And again, he hasn't played a freakin' down of pro ball. STOP IT! He can't be that clueless or can he be?

And please don't listen to Snoop Dogg tryin' to chime in! That dun doesn't work for a billion dollar corporation. He's a rapper that can do whatever he wants to do bruh! You can't listen to people that don't have rules to follow. Snoop can smoke weed at work!! STOP IT!

No way are you gonna tell me that this dun played 3 years at Ohio State and never got into some foolishness. No way bruh! Not and he's been in the NFL for a freakin' summer and we already have two brain farts. What it tells me is that they did a helluva job of insulatin' this dun from the rest of the world. Stop me when I start lyin'!

 Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb - to say 

2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase - to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it. 

Colts fall for the Oakey Doke signin' Antonio Cromartie! "Gimped"

In my Harlem Nights Champ voice, "W-Weady?" 

Johan Huizinga, Dutch historian, once said, "Every age yearns for a more beautiful world. The deeper the desperation and the depression about the confusing present, the more intense that yearning." Douglas Coupland, the Canadian novelist, gave it to us like this, "Lottery tickets are a surtax on desperation." Then Jim Carrey broke it down like a playa at a pimp convention when it spit, "I don't think human beings learn anything without desperation. Desperation is a necessary ingredient to learning anything or creating anything. Period. If you ain't desperate at some point, you ain't interesting." 


Well playas...the Indianapolis Colts just got EXTREMELY interestin'! Morbidly interestin' bruh! On Monday the team signed veteran cornerback Antonio Cromartie to a one year deal worth $3 million! Why? Because they've been decimated with injuries in the defensive secondary. Vontae Davis is out and will miss 2 to 3 games due to a medial sprain. Patrick Robinson hurt his groin in last Saturday's preseason joint. Darius Butler is out with a hamstring and the third round pick, D'Joun Smith, is still snake bitten with a knee injury and boyz are takin' him slow. 

So out of ALL the duns swimmin' in the free agency pool the Colts pulled Cromartie out of the water!!! Now accordin' to Pro Football focus he was one of the worst corners in the league last year. 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Not only does this cat have lingerin' hip problems that everybody seems to be aware of but the Colts as to the reason why NOBODY in the NFL was touchin' him with a 10 foot pole with latex gloves on. But he's not sittin' next to the smartest cat in the class either. As a matter of fact, he's not even allowed to let the dumbest kid in the class cheat off of his paper 

Just in case you boyz forgot. Cromartie is the same cat that they had on ESPN's First Take last year  askin' him as to whether Tom Brady should be suspended or not. This is what he said out of his OWN mouth usin' his OWN breath: 

“Honestly, I don’t think he should be suspended. The Patriots got fined. They got took away draft picks.” 

Hold it!!!! Did that dun say “They got took away?” on NATIONAL TELEVISION? When he said that Big Momma threw up all over the carpet and dropped her blunt bruh. Whoever the producer of that show was needed to be fired but before they run him or her out of the buildin’. Beat the brakes off of them with a toothbrush and a shoe. I'm talkin' about the shoe of a woman that used to be a man bruh. I'm talkin' about a size 17 pump!  

Those are the types of interviews boyz in Naptown are goin' to get front row seats to now. I can't wait for the foolishness to begin.  

Keep in mind that this is the same cat that borrowed 500 stacks from the Jets in 2011 as soon as he signed with them durin’ the NFL Lock Out because he was behind on child support? Can you imagine makin' an offer to a boy to come work for you and when he accepts, he pulls you to the side and asks for an advance on his bread so that he can pay his child support? 

Sound effect: "SpongeBob eye blink." 

What are you gonna do with that fool at that moment? Walk his butt right out of the door right? Wrong! Keep him because he's one of the best in the world at what he does. Well...at the time he was.  

Ole boy'z got 12 kids by 9 different women? He’s got 4 with his wife and 8 more by 7 different female human beings! I know y'all didn't forget about the time he was on an episode of Hard Knocks back in 2010 when they asked him to name all of his kids and he couldn't name them all. At that time he only had 10. Trip? No trip! Why? Because he could still play!! 

However, he was one of the worse corners in the league last year bruh and he's still got 12 kids and 8 baby momma's! So why on earth did the Colts pull him out of the free agent pool? Did they not learn anything from signin' old dried up Andre Johnson last year? The name sounds sexy but that dun is washed up and he still has 12 kids by 8 different women! And he pays $366K in child support. That doesn't sound like a boy you want on your defense because he has proven that he can't play any defense bruh. 

Any man that gets 8 different women pregnant isn't playin' a lick of defense. At some point he's gotta leave his joint in the car altogether.  And get this pimpin', he said that the last two kids were born after he had a vasectomy. Either he's lyin' or he's playin' absolutely no defense!!!! Why do I keep bringin' up the 12 kids and 8 women? It's because he doesn't make good decisions and he's old and gimped up. I wouldn't trust that dun as far as I could spit even if my secondary was snake bitten. There's gotta be somebody else out there breathin' that's better than him right now. Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb - to say 

2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase - to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it. 

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The Josh Brown suspension is merely the NFL coverin' its butt! "Nothin'"

"I know I'm on one but I'll take one game bruh!" 

George Eliot, the English novelist and poet, once said, "Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact." Jerry Seinfeld gave it to us like this, "A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking." Then Richard Dawkins, the English ethologist and biologist, put it where the goats can get it when he spit, "A delusion is something that people believe in despite a total lack of evidence." 

Well playas...everybody and their baby's momma's momma, Ms. Jackson, is up in arms about the NFL suspendin' New York Giants kicker, Josh Brown, for ONLY one game for his role in a domestic violence situation. The NFL has been tryin' to investigate this foolishness for the past 10 months. The case that they ended up suspendin' him for has actually been dropped. The league wanted more information from the local authorities and his Ex-wife but neither of these duns would cooperate. 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Boyz have been hittin' me up hollerin' that the white kid is gettin' away with privilege and on the surface it looked that way. However, if ole girl and the cops won't cooperate with the NFL they can't go around suspendin' boyz on what they think happened. 

Now the foolishness in question took place in May of 2015. Ole boy was accused by his ex-wife of pushin' her into a mirror in their bedroom, throwin' her on the floor, jumpin' on top of her and jammin' her face into the carpet with his forearm on the back on her neck. Now accordin' to Brown he told the Giants about the incident. So boyz are hollerin', "The Giants knew about it so they should have suspended him from jump Jay!!"  Hold on a second playboy, what did they know? 

Everybody wants to jump on the Giants but how much did he actually tell them? Did he REALLY walk in and tell them that he did all of that foolishness? I don't know! But the charges were dropped. So you can't suspend a boy on what you think happened. The NFL is a billion dollar business and they're constantly coverin' their butts. So they aren't suspendin' boyz for something that doesn't legally exist. 

I'd like to see him suspended and thrown out of the league on his anus too. However, if his Ex won't cooperate with the investigation and you've got no court records or video to prove anything there's nothin' you can do. The Giants could cut him but they need a kicker and without evidence they aren't goin' kicker-less.

His Ex-wife told boyz that he's beaten her up on more than 20 occasions over the past several years. But unfortunately playa, that's all heresay if she won't sit down with a boy and tell it. Then it's her word against his and that isn't good enough. Not to legally suspend him and there is a players union foamin' at the mouth to get into with Roger Goodell again.  

Duns like Ray Rice got caught jawin' his wife on video bruh! Greg Hardy was actually convicted of a crime with police photos of his girl all bruised up. Adrian Peterson's kid was bleedin' and bruised up from an ignorant country whippin'!  All this dun has is his Ex tellin' boyz what happened but not cooperatin' with the NFL and there are no charges. Keep in mind that Greg Hardy ended up gettin' out of his foolishness because ole girl decided not to testify in the second trial. Remember the first conviction was thrown out in Carolina. That's how the Cowboys picked him up, No charges no suspension bruh. 

As much as I wanna holler foul balls the NFL has to go by what they have in front of them and that's essentially nothin'!  If she isn't talkin' and the local authorities aren't either, boyz better be lucky they gave the dun the one game. They're only doin' that to cover their butts with sponsors who will be upset that they did nothin'. However, they legally can't do anything because there is no evidence and she's not talkin'!!! Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb - to say 

2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase - to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it. 

4) Ms. Jackson: noun - hit song by the rap group OutKast

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How Jim Irsay violated the "Crib Rule" Preseason Game 1 bruh! "Uncle Junior"

"Already bruh! C'mon man!" 

LeRoy down at the car wash once said, "Dude...you don't have to sweep and vacuum the interior of the ride bruh! Just vacuum it and keep it movin' cuz you're doin' too much." Roscoe over at the brown bag joint gave it to us like this, "You don't need to fry the chicken and the fries in separate grease. Just fry the chicken and the fries cuz you're doin' too much!" Then the little homie, "Playa Pimp" told Uncle Junior that he didn't need to wear both the suspenders and the belt. Pick one so we can get outta here. Why? Because you're doin' waaay too much!

Well playas...the freakin' football season hasn't even started yet and Jim Irsay is doin' waaaaaaaay too much! On Saturday evenin' before the Indianapolis Colts won their first preseason game of the season 19-18 over the Buffalo Bills. Jim Irsay took to Tweeter to holler at Colts fans. This dun tweeted: "Colts Fans; it's a long Pre-Season and 2 Home Games are coming in the next 2 Weeks..Look for #12 to make 1st Start then instead of tonight." Then he follows that joint up with this foolishness, ".... Yes,there is some truth on this dark,rainy night; that my good friend Rex...has never heard of the word.... PRESEASON!!!"

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Jim Irsay is Uncle freakin' Junior!!! He's the dun that's always doin' too much! The first tweet was cool because he was just lettin' the fans know that Luck would be chillin' in street clothes and if you really wanted to holler back next week it's cool. Go on and watch the Olympics. We'll handle these boyz up here in Buffalo and get on back to the crib before you even miss us.

But naw bruh...he's gotta fry the chicken and the fries in separate grease with his suspenders and the belt on runnin' the vacuum and sweepin'! By doin' all of that Pagano's gotta answer some extra dumb questions about why Luck didn't play in this game but you were willin' to play him last week in the dull Hall of Fame game that didn't happen because some fool used the wrong paint.

It's not earth shatterin' or worth Pagano's time to trip on the question but it's a question that he doesn't need to be asked. Everybody and their baby's momma's momma, Ms Jackson, knows that what Irsay was sayin' was probably true. You know that Pagano told that dun that he wasn't goin' to play Luck for that very reason because Andrew had been beaten up all season long last year and he wasn't takin' anybody's chances. I get it!! But that conversation is supposed to stay in house!

Remember when ya daddy sit all of kids down and gave you the Crib Rule? It simply states, "What happens in my house stays in my house! Don't go to school tellin' my business!" Most of you cats thought Las Vegas came up with that foolishness. Naw playa, that was somebody's daddy off in the hood somewhere spittin' that realness 80 years ago.

Jim Irsay needs to go somewhere and sit his butt down. I know Pagano wanted to just take his cell phone and throw it up against the wall. Own the team and be quiet bruh! Stop me when I start lyin'!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb - to say 

2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase - to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it. 

4) Ms. Jackson: noun - rap song by OutKast 

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Why Terrelle Pryor had every right to BLAST his former OSU teammate! "Coward"

"I'm doin' me bruh! Not thinkin' about the haters!" 

William Gilmore Simms, the famous poet, once said, "Tact is one of the first mental virtues, the absence of it is fatal to the best talent." Abraham Lincoln broke it down like this, "Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves." Then Jean Cocteau, the French writer, put it where the goats could get it when he spit, "Tact in audacity is knowing how far you can go without going too far." 

Well playas...sometimes tact is just shuttin' your darn mouth and not sayin' anything about a boy at all. Rule 5, Section 2, Article 7 of the Hood Code of Conduct says, "Keepin' other folks names outcha mouth will save yo butt in the long run. Don't look for beef and it won't come lookin' for you!" Now for all of you duns that grew up in the suburbs or in rural America on 4H, beef ain't cattle. 

In an interview with KFAN in Minnesota last week former Ohio State and current Vikings guard was runnin' down a list of quarterbacks he played with in college. He mentioned Heisman Trophy winner Tony Smith, Todd Boeckmann and then he went on Terrell Pryor out of nowhere bruh. 

Ole boy just jumped out of the birthday cake on him and said,  "Unfortunately I could not stand any minute with him. The kid was so arrogant at the time. I mean, I hated everything about him."

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! That was a genuine haters move right there bruh! When Terrelle Pryor showed up at Ohio State he was the No.1 ranked player in the NATION comin' out of high school! He was already famous before he stepped on campus. Boyz had been talkin' about him for 2 years before he'd even signed with Ohio State. They were sellin' his jersey before he ever took a snap in Columbus. So tell me playboy, what 18 year old walkin' into a situation where everybody and their baby's momma is kissin' his butt isn't goin' to be arrogant? I'm listenin'!!!

However, unless you were a diehard Buckeye fan at the time or unless your are a fanatic of the Minnesota Vikings right now you wouldn't know who Alex Boone was if he hit you in the mouth and stole your bicycle. I cover the NFL and couldn't tell you who Alex Boone is playa. 

So that was some jealously comin' out of a boy that was there when they were at Ohio State. He couldn't say it then because Terrelle was the freakin' man in Columbus. So he waited until a boy has fallen off to take a shot at him. That's a coward's move right there bruh! No matter how you try to slice it, it's a weak move and all the real G's can see it. 

Do you know how many cats that I've come up with that I couldn't stand? But NOBODY will ever know who they are or were. Why? Because a real G keeps beef to a minimum and there's no sense in bringin' up old foolishness. I'm grown and gone now. 

For Alex Boone to bring up some old Ohio State feelings about a boy is petty and I'm not mad at Pryor for callin' that fool out on Twitter for it. He said, "I'm a firm believer if you got a problem you say it to a man face not behind back! Guess everyone isn't brought up the same !"

There it is bruh! Anybody that grew up in the hood understands that simple concept. You aren't gonna like everybody that you came up with but to put a boy on blast when you really don't ever have to see them again is as weak as they come. Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb - to say 

2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase - to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it. 

Holla At Ya Boy! 

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Why ALL kind of boyz got fired after the HOF Game was cancelled! "Monroe"

Hold on a second dawg! We almost got it!" 

Jay-Z once said, "The burden of poverty isn't just that you don't always have the things you need, it's the feeling of being embarrassed every day of your life, and you'd do anything to lift that burden." Phil McGraw gave it to us like this, "I'm embarrassed every time I look a teacher in the eye, because we ask them to do so much for so little." Then Richard Branson put it where the goats could get it when he spit, "Do not be embarrassed by your failures, learn from them and start again." 

Well playas...the NFL and the Pro Football Hall of Fame SHOULD be embarrassed by the foolishness they pulled on Sunday night! These duns had to cancel the Hall of Fame Game between the Colts and the Packers because the field was jacked up. Apparently, when they uncovered the field after the induction ceremony the night before and were doin' the final prep for the game. Boyz saw that the end zone and midfield paint was "congealing and rubberized." In other words the joint was a mess and boyz could get hurt tryin' to play on it. 

The president of the Pro Football Hall of Fame, David Baker, had told a boy, "We think we could make it playable, that it might be playable now but if there is any concern, anything in the minds of players we want to err on the side of player safety. This is the Pro Football Hall of Fame. You've heard me many, many times talk about our values of commitment, integrity, courage, respect, and excellence. If we don't have that integrity to respect our players and respect their safety, then we shouldn't be doing this job. It was a difficult decision to make. ... But in some respects, it was an easy, ethical decision."

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Yeah bruh, that all sounds good but you and I both know that somebody was gettin' Big Momma cursed out and gettin' drug out of that joint butt naked. I heard a boy say that apparently they used the wrong paint! WHAT?!!! The wrong paint? 

Supervisor: "Hey Monroe? What paint did you use on the field bruh!" Monroe: "Paint?" Supervisor: Yeah fool...paint?" Monroe: "I just used the rest of the paint that we used to paint little Ms. Johnson's bed room at the nursing home. The Latex joint!" Supervisor: WHAT!!!?" 

You got 1 job bruh! That's like booking Beyonce' on her World Tour to come to the local spot in your hometown. You've got an entire year to plan for her arrival. B is about to walk on stage and you forgot the mics at home. Naw bruh, you've got "Off the Wall" 1979 Michael Jackson comin' in to Salt Lake City, Utah and he's about to hit the stage and he says, "Who's got my activator?" And you forgot to pick it up knowin' he can't just run out and get some activator in Utah bruh. So Mike can't go on stage! FIRED!!!! 

Think about it bruh! They were already on TV and ready to go when boyz were still out on the field tryin' to fix this foolishness!! You've got cats out there tryin' to come up with all kinds of ignorant solutions at 6:30pm and the game is supposed to start at 8. You've got duns puttin' rubber pellets down. Boyz are out there just makin' up ghetto inventions tryin' to fix it etc. Meanwhile, some old timer is sittin' on the sideline tellin' boyz "That ain't gone work bruh!" Shut up ole man! "That ain't gone work! You makin' it worse!" 

Everybody and their baby's momma behind the scenes were hot but the duns in front of the cameras were as cool as a fan. Why? Because they were still gettin' paid! Boyz like Jon Gruden wasn't trippin' because he showed up for work like a boy at General Motors when his machine wasn't workin'. He sat there and got paid anyway because fixin' his machine ain't part of his job description.  However, the NFL lost big time playa. They sold advertisin' space for that game and there was no game pimpin'. Sure, they tried to waste time by havin' boyz talk about the game but you already know that boyz dipped over to the Olympics, Power or whatever else they're into. But they weren't gonna sit there and watch a boy analyze a game that didn't happen. Wheredeydodatat? 

Oh, and did I mention that the Hall of Fame had to refund more than $4 million in tickets sales just from the game alone? You better believe that Monroe, his spuervisor, the dun that sold them the paint, the fool that drove it over there and the cat that made the freakin' truck he delivered it in all got fired last night bruh. Stop me when I start lyin'! 

  Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb - to say 

2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase - to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it. 

4) Wheredeydodatat: Hood for, "Who does that?" 

Holla At Ya Boy! 

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And I don't know if boyz were fired or not bruh! It's all jokes.