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Well the river was flowing for the Texas Longhorns down in Big D on Saturday playboy! With all of the speculation that if Mac Brown had gotten the doors blown off of him in the Red River Rivalry that he would be fired didn’t in my Big Momma voice, “make him no never mind.” If my man had listened to all of the talking heads including me he would have shown up in Dallas with his bags packed and had already put the “For Sale” sign out in front of the crib.
However, the coach with the 2nd most wins in Texas football history behind the legendary Darrell Royal, who went to Oklahoma I might add, had his Longhorns ready to play on Saturday. They merely went out and beat the dog snot out of the Sooners 36-20 and believe me playboy the score wasn’t even close to being indicative of the beat down that they put on the boyz from up north of the Red River.
The Longhorns started the season 1-2 and have now rattled off 3 straight and sit on top of the Big 12 at 3-0. On some real talk, it’s Texas bruh! They’ve got talent! There are more Division 1 prospects in the state of Texas than in any other state in the country. So don’t think that these boys can’t play ball.
I don’t know what they were drinking, smoking, injecting, snorting or inhaling before the BYU and Ole Miss games but they weren’t doing it in Dallas when Oklahoma showed up, I ‘ll tell you that. Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! To be able to win in this game football you’ve got to have good quarterback play and Oklahoma has been false flagging all season long to even show up 5-0.
Blake Bell the “Belldozer” can’t throw the ball over his shoulder so the offense is limited and that’s a shame for an Oklahoma team. The defense can’t stop a runny nose or run in a pair of pantyhose bruh and the corners can’t their own butts let alone another cats. It’s terrible but they’ve been either escaping ball games or like in the Notre Dame game they were given the joint because of turnovers.
I’d say it’s a good thing that these boyz were finally exposed because the last thing you wanna do is show up in a BCS bowl game and get the breaks beat off of you while everybody is watching. I know y’all remember the 2005 Orange Bowl when USC hung 55 on them boyz to win the national title. The same joint that the NCAA is trying to tell us that we didn’t see because Reggie Bush was ruled ineligible after the fact? Yeah that joint! During the regular season duns can hide because there are other games on but during the holidays it’s like Tupac, “All Eyes On Me.”
When Texas went up 10-3 in the 1st quarter ole Bevo put his horns back on and took those dull slippers off he’d been wearing all week. By the time they went up 29-13 he had on some orange gators and an orange wide brim gangsta with a cow named Sweetie under his arm talking $100 worth of noise bumpin’ that Biggie, “It was all a dream, I used to read Word Up Magazine, Salt-N-Peppa and Heavy D up in the limousine.”
If Mac can pull off a Big 12 title he’ll be wearing some gators down the stretch too. I got a boy up in Detroit that can hook him up too. All real playas and gangsta have to have at least one pair in their arsenal my dude! If Mac runs the table he’ll be a bonifide gangsta and rockin’ a pair would be mandatory! I can run him up to the Chi to get him a mean wide brim gangsta too. But for right now the Golden Hat will do. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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