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| In my Tupac voice, "It's me against the world" bruh! |
Well playas...after winnin' 73 ball games in the regular season the Golden State Warriors are EXPECTED to win the NBA Championship regardless of the "Po Pimp" Do or Die situation goin' on in Oakland tonight. They have the BEST TEAM with the deepest bench and the better coach! They've got the MVP and the best shooters that the NBA has ever seen. So any red blooded human being with two eyes and ears would expect them to win. Why? Because the NBA Playoffs are set up for the BEST TEAM to always win! Win the best of 7 in every series and advance. So why are they shook at this point with Cleveland standin' in the door butt naked talkin' about they've got a shot?
Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Nobody has an answer for that PHILISTINE!!! LeBron is out here pretty much with the ENTIRE city of Cleveland and this teammates on his back singin' the chorus "Do you wanna ride in the backseat of a Caddy and chop it up with Do or Die?" And waitin' on Twista to destroy that third verse tonight!
No way should Golden State lose this ball game at the crib with everything they've accomplished this season. No way bruh! They've got the BEST TEAM and they're at the crib. However, they've wet the bed in two consecutive ball games and now that Philistine and his homies believe they can win. That's not good for the home team.
Steph Curry has completely fallen apart even though he hasn't been worth two dead flies smashed in the Finals anyway. This year or last year. Now he's really a mess throwin' his mouthpiece and gettin' ejected because that just adds to the pressure of these boyz tryin' to make sense of their collapse. They were up 3-1 and in the blink of an eye they're lookin' at Big Momma gettin' dressed through the peep hole in the door. Boyz are disgusted at what they're seein' but are forced to watch it anyway. All knotted up at 3 is enough to make a boy throw up all over a brand new pair of Jordan's.
If LeBron gets loose again on these boyz and wins tonight it would be the greatest accomplishment in sports history! And the biggest collapse in the history of sports too. Stop it! You sound crazy even tryin' to debate it. He almost pulled off this foolishness last year by draggin' the Cavs to the Finals by himself and puttin' up ridiculous numbers. However, the BEST TEAM won like they were supposed to.
Now here were go again, the BEST TEAM is supposed to win! Not the BEST PLAYER unless he's on the BEST TEAM like Jordan always did. Boyz blow my mind always talkin' about how Jordan went 6-0 in the Finals. As soon as some clown makes that statement it tells me that he or she knows nothin' about the game of basketball.
Jordan was SUPPOSED to go 6-0 in the Finals! He was ALWAYS on the BEST TEAM when he showed up and they were ALWAYS healthy. He ALWAYS had a dead eye shooter in either, B.J. Armstrong, Craig Hodges, John Paxson or Steve Kerr. So when he needed one or two shots knocked down it got handled. He ALWAYS had the best wing man in the game in Scottie. He had duns like Horace Grant who was a MONSTER and then when he left he had the BEST REBOUNDER in the league in Dennis Rodman. Then to top all of that foolishness off he ALWAYS had the BEST COACH to EVER walk the sideline. AND he was the BEST PLAYER in the league! He was SUPPOSED to go 6-0 in the Finals bruh!
All Jordan ever had to do was show up and score points. He didn't have to put the team on his back and lead them in not only points but rebounds and assists too. What this Philistine is doin' is nothin' short of remarkable and he's still not supposed to win tonight. However, if he does, count that dun for at least 4 more titles because he's doin' it ALL in Cleveland. A place that hasn't seen a professional sports title in 52 years. He's got more points, rebounds and assists than any player in this Finals on both teams. That's virtually impossible to do and he's doin' it in a Cavs uniform. Are you watchin' this?
And here we are gettin' ready for a Game 7. Anybody that knows anything about the game of basketball knows that LeBron and the Cavs shouldn't logically win tonight because they aren't the best team. So therefore, they're playin' with "house money" walkin' into this joint. I'm a fan of history bein' made so I'm still in the car with LeBron like I told you boyz when the Finals started in the Hot Joint entitled "No Excuses" even though he logically doesn't have a shot at beatin' the BEST TEAM. I would love to see him do the impossible and win a title doin' it all. That would further prove the point that I've been tryin' to make to all of you playa hatin' cats that he's the greatest all-around player we've every seen. "If" he pulls this foolishness off give that man his props. Why? Because he's in a "Po Pimp" against the one of the greatest TEAMS in NBA history doin' EVERYTHING. So unless Golden State becomes real handy with a sling shot tonight they may be in trouble bruh. Stop me when I start lyin'!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and it non-gender specific
3) Po Pimp: noun - song by the Chicago rap group Do or Die featuring Twista
4) Philistine: noun - the Giant warrior that was eventually killed by David with the sling shot in the book of Samuel.
Check out my rant on Sound Cloud on this foolishness: "Why boyz sound stupid hollerin' that the NBA Finals is rigged!"
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