How Golden State followed the Hustlas Code of Conduct in Game 1! "Real Homies"

"Oh don't worry about that playa! We got ya back!" 
Bear Grylls, the British adventurer, once said, "A man's pride can be his downfall, and he needs to learn when to turn to others for support and guidance." Sabrina Bryan, the famous singer, gave it to us like this, "You can do anything as long as you have the passion, the drive, the focus, and the support." Then big homie, John F. Kennedy, broke it down like a 64 Impala in a Dr. Dre' video when he spit, "Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty." 

Well playas...the Golden State Warriors let boyz know REAL quit, whether they wish them well or ill that they shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship and support the duns on the floor to assure the survival and success of the team! At least that's what a boy said in Game 1!  The W's bench made all the difference in the world Thursday night in the openin' game of the 2016 NBA Finals as the Golden State Warriors beat the brakes off of the Cleveland Cavaliers 104-89. 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Cleveland figured that if they could hold The Splash Brothers in check they could walk into Oakland and beat these boyz. All of their energy went into keepin' Klay and Steph from goin' nuts on them and it worked. They were a combined 20 points on 8 of 27 shootin' bruh!! Under normal circumstances that would have helped a boy pull of the carjackin'. 

Well playboy, they forgot about all the duns sittin' in the backseat! Rule 1, Article 5, Section 3 of the Hustlas Code of Conduct states, "Don't EVER pull up without the real homies in the ride because you will always need them when in gets thick!" The Warriors bench outscored the Cavs 45-10!! 

Duns saw that The Splash was havin' problems so they started comin' out of the ride like some stone gangstas just to let a boy know! Draymond slid out of the right rear and hit 'um up for 16 points, 11 rebounds and he threw 7 dimes! The caricature, Shawn Livingston, came out of the drivers rear bussin' with 20 as boyz scattered in the streets! Then Leandro Barbosa pulled up in the second ride full of homies and unloaded 11 points on 100 percent shootin'! Ole boy went 5 for 5!! Andre Iguodala, the 2015 Finals MVP, came out of the trunk with 12 points, 7 rebounds and 6 assists playin' hella defense in the process! 

When you've got homeboys that won't let you down it's hard to lose bruh. Game 1 is in the books and if Cleveland wants to get outta of the joint alive their role players will have to show up and the duns in the backseat better find some gonads. Otherwise, this joint can get ugly real quick! Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 

 Holla At Ya Boy! 
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