Why I'm in the ride with LeBron and the Cavs in 6 bruh! "No Injuries! No Excuses!"

"Aint no more talkin' bruh! Let's ride!" 

Daniel Kahneman, the famous psychologist, once said, "Most successful pundits are selected for being opinionated, because it's interesting, and the penalties for incorrect predictions are negligible. You can make predictions, and a year later people won't remember them." Murray Gill-Mann, the well-known physicist, gave it to us like this, "I am frequently astonished that it so often results in correct predictions of experimental results." Then Casey Stengel, the former major league baseball player, broke it down like a playa at a pimp convention when he spit, "Never make predictions, especially about the future." 

Well playas...in my line of work I've got to make predictions! The NBA Finals tip off tonight between the two most hated duns in the crosshairs of Jordan fans in the history of the world. The 73-9 Golden State Warriors and LeBron! Jordan fans don't know what to do with themselves this mornin' because they don't want either of them to win. I wrote the Hot Joint entitled "73-9 or LeBron" a few days ago explainin' to you boyz why they would rather see both lose this Finals! However, we all know that can't happen playboy. 

So without further ado I'm gettin' in the ride with LeBron and the Cavs to win this joint in 6! Why? Because LeBron had these boyz on the ropes a year ago up 2-1 by HIMSELF and on some real talk, if Kyrie could have played in the Game 1 overtime joint the Cavs would have had these boyz down 3-0 about to play Game 4 at the crib. Now he's got his full compliment of characters comin' in healthy. That's a problem bruh. The Cavs will play big against these boyz and control the boards takin' away all of the second chance shots Golden State feeds on. 

Think about this bruh, NOBODY knew who Tristan Thompson was until last years Finals!!! He signed an $82 million deal last summer because of his work against Golden State and he's not the problem. Goin' big is gonna be a problem for the Warriors!! 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! OKC had the formula to beat Golden State and they simply wet the bed. They went big on them and forced them out of their comfort zone. Both Young Russ and KD played reckless down the stretch playin' hero ball and they lost 3 straight. 

Think about it bruh, the only reason Golden State won the series last year was because LeBron was a mere mortal. He got tired on them! He simply ran out of gas. Ole boy man handled Golden State and Andre Iguodala the entire series regardless of what these fake media-types try to sell you. They told the world that Iguodala was the Finals MVP because he shut down LeBron! 

Is shuttin' a boy down givin' up numbers like this: Game 1: 44 PTS 8 REB 6 Dimes, Game 2: 39-16-11, Game 3: 40-12-8, Game 4: 20-12-8, Game 5: 40-14-11, Game 6: 32-18-9!! LeBron was the MVP bruh! They just don't give the MVP to the dun that lost but he seriously should have been the Finals MVP with numbers like that. He just ran out of gas to physically play a complete team and he still put up ridiculous number every night by himself playin' 45 minutes per game. NUTS!! Both Kevin Love and Kyrie were out and the rest of those duns just stood around and watched LeBron play 1 on 5 for 6 games. 

Now he's walkin' into Oakland strapped like a Southern California gangsta with the whole squad. No injuries! No excuses!! Golden State showed that they were vulnerable in the Western Conference Finals and if they were playin' a team with some dogs they would have lost that series 4-1. Both KD and Young Russ showed the world that they weren't ready for this stage and they fall apart when it counted the most. 

LeBron's been here 6 previous times in his career and this trip makes 7 at only 31 years old so put ya feet up and soak it all in because it's about to be a made for TV drama!! Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. 
3) Dime: verb - to throw an assist
Strapped: verb - to carry a gun 

Holla At Ya Boy! 

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