How Big Momma got mornin' breath durin' the Cavs blastin' of Toronto! "Do Rags"

"Get off me bruh! This is way too much for your to handle!" 

Jay-Z once said, "The burden of poverty isn't just that you don't always have the things you need, it's the feeling of being embarrassed every day of your life, and you'd do anything to lift that burden." Emily Osment, the famous actress, gave it to us like this, "I don't get embarrassed easily, and I do silly things all the time!" Then Richard Branson thought that he said something when he spit, "Do not be embarrassed by your failures, learn from them and start again." 

Well playas...that's a lie! Why? Because the Toronto Raptors should be embarrassed for goin' to Cleveland, gettin' dressed, showin' up to the arena and gettin' the brakes, doors, seats, transmission and the wheels blown off of them 116-78. Don't you ever tell a boy not to be embarrassed by his failures, especially when he doesn't even care to show up in one of the biggest games of his life. 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Cleveland is good but they aren't that good playa. Toronto just beat them two games in a row. Then all of a sudden the duns you just beat are stranglin' you on the side walk takin' your lunch money, sneakers and jewelry with no resistance? C'mon bruh!! Cleveland was up 34 points at the half!!! Then they jumped up by like 43 at one point! This is the freakin' NBA not the private middle school from the suburbs goin' over the hood to play Pookie and Ray-Ray nem in the projects! 

How do you show up and get blasted like that and you're gettin' paid millions of dollars to play. That's unacceptable!! Stop it! You sound crazy!! Again, LeBron and Co. are good but they "ain't" that good. Don't tell me about their defense and what they were doin' out there bruh! This foolishness was about what Toronto refused to do. Sure, the Cavs' big 3 put in work but they didn't put in that type of work. Bruh...the Cavs put up 100 points in three quarters! At that point Big Momma started givin' everybody sittin' around her peppermints because her breath was stinkin' from sleepin' through this foolishness. She got so bored that she took off her knee highs and started makin' old school Do Rags. It was bad bruh. 

The NBA should just stop the series now and not even waste the time of playin' Game 6! When you lose like Toronto did you should be automatically eliminated from the playoffs. Straight foolishness and you can stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 
3) Do Rags: noun - the old school Do Rag was made out of women's panty hose bruh! You would just cut the leg off put it on your head and put a knot in it. Black men used them to keep their hair pressed to their head overnight to get waves after brushin' all day. 

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