How Larry Bird didn't waste any time talkin' crazy while introducin' Nate! "Moon Walkin'"

"Yeah bruh! I really did want to be a head coach!"

Michelle Obama once said, "We learned about honesty and integrity - that the truth matters... that you don't take shortcuts or play by your own set of rules... and success doesn't count unless you earn it fair and square." Zig Ziglar, the sales guru, gave it to us like this, "The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty." Thomas Jefferson broke it down like an old pimp in a '73 Fleetwood Coupe de Ville when he spit, "Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom." 

Well playas...will somebody PLEASE tell Larry Bird to just be honest with a boy when he's holdin' press conferences for once. The Pacers held a presser to announce the hirin' of Nate McMillan on Monday afternoon. However, as soon as the dun sat down he took all of his clothes off and started foamin' at the mouth talkin' crazy. For all of you simple minded individuals that's figuratively speakin' bruh. He had the nerve to say that he didn't know that Nate wanted to be a head coach until he went to Sacramento to interview for their openin'. 

Hold on a second dawg, let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Don't tell a room full of air breathin', red blood cell havin', intelligent human beings that you didn't know a dun that's been sittin' on your bench as the Associate Head Coach wanted to be a head coach! That's like a boy galloping in on a darn thoroughbred with some ridin' boots and a pair of tight panchos with a beanie on standin' 4'11" and boyz actin' like it wasn't obvious that he wanted to be a jockey. Or a boy showin' up with a full clown suit on with a water spittin' flower and some size 22 clown shoes on and you didn't know that he wanted to be Happy Glimore! 

C'mon Larry! Stop with this foolishness! Just say what it is bruh! Just have the guts to say that Frank wasn't your guy so you didn't renew his contract. You wanted your guy, whoever that is, and it is what it is. Boyz would be cool with that explanation. Why? Because it's real!! You were tired of Frank for whatever reason and you wanted to go with somebody else. JUST SAY THAT BRUH!!! And if you looked over and saw Nate and decided to holler at him about the job and it worked out...It is what it is!!! Boyz can't fault you for that. 

But don't start playin' crazy like you woke up and had a freakin' ah ha moment "AFTER" the dun flew out to Sacramento! He's been sittin' on your bench for 3 years and he's got 12 years of head coachin' experience. Stop it bruh! 

Then Nate started allowin' Larry to pull him down that rabbit hole of foolishness. He kept bringin' up cats like Coach K to prove to boyz that he was worthy of havin' the job. Bruh...it's your job!! You don't have to prove to these cats in a press conference that you were deservin' of the position. You've got plenty of time to do that. Nor did you have to prove to boyz that you didn't stab Frank in the back. 

Just don't sit too close to Bird because that dun might have you tellin' boyz that you used to sing with Prince in the Revolution and that Michael Jackson stole the moon walk from you. Now don't get it twisted playboy, Mike stole it but not from Nate. He stole it from ole boy in Shalamar, Jeffery Daniel, who was a former Soul Train dancer. See, you learn something everyday. I just figured that I'd help you out today. Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender. 
3) Shalamar: noun - early '80's R&B group that consisted of Howard Hewitt, Jody Watley and Jeffery Daniel. 

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