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Well playas...ole Tom Brady kept tryin' to avoid the pain of the consequences of his behavior and now he finally has to accept the responsiblilty of it. On Monday a federal appeals court ruled that the dun must serve the four-game "Deflategate" suspension that he should have served last year. In the court's own words, "We hold that the Commissioner properly exercised his broad discretion under the collective bargaining agreement and that his procedural rulings were properly grounded in that agreement and did not deprive Brady of fundamental fairness." For all of you simple minded individuals they said that Goodell wasn't out of line in suspendin' this cat because he had the authority to, based on what the Collective Bargaining Agreement says. In hood terms, "Tom needs to go sit his "A" down somewhere."
Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! If Tom Brady would have just told the truth in the first place he wouldn't be lookin' stupid today. Everybody and their baby's momma's momma, Ms. Jackson, knows that that dun told the equipment and locker room cats to deflate those freakin' balls. Boyz aren't touchin' or tamperin' with the quarterback's ball without permission. Stop it! You sound crazy even tryin' to defend Tom Brady at this point. No way is a boy tamperin' with one of the GREATEST QUARTERBACKS of ALL-TIME's footballs before the AFC Championship game without bein' told to by the No.1 Dun himself!
That's like a gasoline guy or the jack man jumpin' in Dale Earnhardt's car an hour before the freakin' Daytona 500 and goin' to the liquor store. That ain't happening' bruh! Tom Brady's lyin', we all knew that he was lyin' and the court ruled based on the law not on how they felt about him or the league. Brady made this thing worse bruh.
It's like when you tell your own kids, "If you tell the truth you won't get into as much trouble. However, if you lie to me it's gonna be worse." All ole boy had to do from jump was to say that he likes his footballs right at the lowest legal level and we must have gone over the limit. I'm sorry for the mix up. I take full responsibility. It wasn't on the equipment guys it was on me."
If he'd just done that the league would have hit him with a $25K fine and kept it movin'. However, as a result of lyin' about this foolishness he's draggin' it out into the 2016 season. How fair is that to his teammates? Stop lyin' and take the heat like a real G! Look here bruh, if you're gonna act like a G and pull some underhanded foolishness then be willin' to accept the consequences of your actions. Because at this point it's gettin' stupid.
And no, I'm not runnin' around here happy about the suspension because I live in Indianapolis. I could give two dead flies smashed about the Indianapolis Colts. I don't play or work for them. It didn't matter if the balls were deflated or not, the Colts can't beat the Patriots if they were playin' with a Nerf football. It's the principle here. Tom Brady tried to pull a fast one and now he's finally gotta pay the price of sittin' the 4 games. Ole boy walked in like Nino Brown on Monday and walked out feelin' like him to. When the judges ruled 2-1 in the league's favor he was hit right in the heart. Stop me when I start lyin'!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc, It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific.
3) From Jump: Verb phrase - from the start
4) Nino Brown: noun -the drug dealing character in the movie New Jack City that always thought that he was above the law.
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