"Aight playboy let's get it in!" |
Well playas...you can't be a coward this time of year especially if you're a college basketball player gettin' it in in the NCAA Tournament! And you definitely can't be a punk if you're playin' in the East Regional! I don't know what boyz did to deserve it but the committee was on one when they put the East joint together.
Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Talk about havin' enemies bruh! Have you seen the East regional and what a boy has to go through to get outta that joint? North Carolina is the No.1 seed but they've got Indiana, Kentucky, West Virginia and Xavier in that joint. Not to mention the one or two boyz that are hidin' in the bushes waitin' to sneak attack and pull an upset. It's crazy!!!
Whoever gets outta there either has the best shot at winnin' it all or they'll be so beat up that they'll wet the bed in Houston.
When you go out the Midwest joint there's only Virginia and Iowa State! Yeah, I know the duns over at Butler are screamin' that I'm dissin' them but you ain't sneakin' up on anybody anymore bruh! Boyz can see you gettin' out of the car down the street at night with sun glasses on with glaucoma.
In the South it's Kansas and Villanova! Well...it's Kansas bruh because Jay Wright knows how to rock a mean suit but that dun is gonna wet the bed like they always do. So stop tellin' me about Nova. This ain't 1985 playboy!
Now the West joint has essentially three teams on paper but in reality they've got one half of a team and that's Duke simply because of Coach K. He's the best coach standin' so that always gives them a shot but his team isn't a typical good Duke team. But stop hollerin' about Oklahoma because they'll get the bubble guts on you in a minute and have diarrhea. And Oregon is Oregon bruh! They look good in their uniforms but they'll choke to death when the pressure mounts.
So again, what did the duns in the East region do to the committee? If you're gonna pay attention to anything watch the East because it's gonna be an all out WAR! Stop me when I start lyin'!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. Its whoever I'm talkin' about and it's non-gender specific
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