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Well playas...I'm ridin' with Cristiano on this one bruh! I'm not goin' to be a hypocrite and say the opposite of what I think like all of these other fake media-types. LSU's head coach, Johnny Jones, didn't allow the BEST PLAYER IN COLLEGE BASKETBALL to start on Saturday because in his words, he had some academic issues this week! Now that would sound great if the dun were just another player on the team or if they were in high school. However, this ain't that! We're talkin' about the freshman, Ben Simmons, the projected No.1 OVERALL pick of the 2016 NBA draft!!! By NBA rule the dun cannot enter the NBA draft until he's been out of high school for at least 1 year. So he can sit at big momma's house and do nothin', play overseas or go to college and play. He chose the latter.
Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! EVERYBODY and their baby's momma's momma, Ms. Jackson, knows that this kid is a "One and Done!" All he really had to do was go to class durin' the first semester, take those joints pass/fail, enroll in the second semester not go to class at all and play ball ONLY!!! The draft is in June bruh! So if he flunks EVERY single class he's already gotten what he wanted from the university and that's a work out and publicity!!!
He's the projected No.1 OVERALL pick!!! Signin' that contract is essentially a 3 year deal worth $10 million GUARANTEED! There isn't a job or degree in the world that will pay him $10 million guaranteed over a 3 year span! Not a single one bruh! So tellin' that dun to go to class this semester is ignorant. He's what the rest of world would call a genius in his field. He doesn't NEED to go to college because he's got a special gift that everybody else doesn't have. He's got DNA that the rest of the world only dreams of. He hit the genetic lottery but you want him to go to class? That's ignorant.
Again' I'm only talkin' about those people that are geniuses in their field! This argument only applies to about 7 or 8 people in the world every year. He's one of them. The rest of you duns better go to class. Mark Zuckerberg went to Harvard for 3 years until he figured out that he didn't need it. Oh yeah, Bill Gates did the same thing at the same school. Geniuses in their field don't need to go to school.
Here's the clown screamin' from the roof tops soundin' like a complete fool, "The coach has to set an example for the rest of the team! You can't just let him skip classes. What does he tell the rest of the team?" He tells the rest of the team that if they flunk out this semester they won't be on the team next semester. That dun is gonna be a millionaire in June! So unless you've got a plan to make $10 million you better take yo "A" to class! And that's the edited version.
Here's this knuckle head again, "Well what happens if he gets hurt in year 1 of that contract?" They've got to pay him his $10 million bruh! That's what the word GUARANTEED means you idiot!! Sounds like YOU need to go to class and stop wrestlin' with me.
Let me put it where the goats can get it. In other words, let me break it down for you so that you can really understand what's goin' on. And before you fix your mouth to say it. A college degree doesn't guarantee that a boy won't blow all of his bread because I know a whole lot of duns that are broke with bad credit that have degrees.
Do you really need some perspective on just how much bread this kid stands to make in 3 years? Okay playa since you asked. A pediatrician makes on average $165,000! Specialists like cardiologists, radiologists or orthopedic surgeons make on average $315,000 per year. Now these duns have gone to undergraduate school, medical school and have done 3 to 4 years of residency to make that type of bread! Not to mention they've got $160,000 plus in student loans to repay when they get out.
Let’s say the specialist works until he or she is age 65. That’s 35 years at an average of $315,000 because they don't start gettin' paid until they're at least 30 because they've been in school and trainin' the whole time. They would only make $11.2 million for their CAREERS! I just told you that Ben Simmons is gonna sign a deal that will pay him $10 million in the first 3 years GUARANTEED. He'll be 21 years and would have made almost as much bread as an orthopedic surgeon will make in his lifetime!!! And if he's still playin' at 21 years old he could potentially sign a max deal in the range of $100 million over a 5 or 6 year period. And guess what? He'll still only be 27 years old! ARE YOU KIDDING ME? And he doesn't even have to be that good relatively speakin'. And if he never plays another minute past his 21st birthday he's made $10 million. But you want him to go to class?
Do you realize that the average salary in America is $29,000! The average salary for a person with a college degree is $53,000! Most people aren't goin' to make a million dollars in their entire careers bruh and this cat can make $10 million in his first 3 and his coach is tryin' to discipline him for academic issues? He sounds like a complete fool even sayin' that out load.
Leave Ben alone and let that dun do what he came to LSU to do and that's to play basketball for 1 year. If he wants to graduate at some point in life that's on him. But please leave him alone because you look stupid tryin' to keep him out of the startin' line up for 4 and a half minutes to look like you really care about him academically.
You get paid to win basketball games ONLY. Not to make sure duns graduate. If you think I'm lyin' ask Ty Willingham if I'm lyin'. Notre Dame pushed him out of the door like ole Eddie Cain Jr. when the football team had the highest academic achievement in the school's recent history. So don't tell me that you care about Ben not goin' to class, sleepin' in class or standin' on his freakin' head butt naked in class. You're worryin' about this dun goin' to class you better be worryin' about makin' the NCAA Tournament or they'll be pushin' you out like ole Eddie Cain Jr. too. Stop me when I start lyin'!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Goldie: noun - an ole pimp in the movie called the "Mac"
2) Spit: verb - to say
3) Ms. Jackson: noun - rap song by the super group OutKast
4) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific.
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