How Shady McCoy got set up by the off-duty cops bruh! "Takin' an L"

"Really bruh?" 

Leonardo da Vinci once said, "The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions." William Hazlitt, the English writer, broke it down like this, "Life is the art of being well deceived; and in order that the deception may succeed it must be habitual and uninterrupted." Then Paul Watson, the wildlife and environmental activist, shut the buildin' down when he spit, "All confrontation is based on deception."

Well playas...I can almost guarantee that the confrontation between Shady McCoy, his boyz and the off-duty cops in Philly was based on deception. Now we've all heard the report that they got into it over a bottle of champagne in a night club over the weekend. Accordin' to the police, "pushing and shoving" over the bottle led to one of the off-duty cops gettin' knocked to the ground. Unfortunately, he got punched, kicked and stomped about his body and head multiple times by Shady and three of his homeboys. Now the Philly Police Department is about to issue an arrest warrant for him. 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! The Philly police and media are runnin' this joint like Shady knew that he was beatin' the brakes off of some duns that were the police. Now both you and I know that while these cats were up in the club stuntin' they weren't advertisin' to boyz that they were cops. You know they were stuntin' because they were in the same space with pro ball players. 

Now on some real talk, they knew who Shady was because he's LeSean McCoy, former running back for the Philadelphia Eagles bruh! EVERYBODY in that town knows who he is. You can't get into it with a boy, get the brakes beat off of you and then pull rank that you're a cop after the fact. C'mon bruh! Unless you told him that you were a cop when you started whoofin' with he and his boyz you can't pull a power move after you get a 2 piece and a biscuit. By not knowin' that you were a cop they treated you like any other cat talkin' crazy over a bottle of champagne. 

Now I get it! They were probably willin' to take the "L' but they got beat so bad that they had to go to the hospital. Now it's gotta be reported because you've got police officers showin' up with broken ribs, possible scull fractures etc. But that's why you can't as a cop be in the spot stuntin' and talkin' crazy to boyz without tellin' them that you were cops. The streets are the streets bruh! You know that. 

Now was Shady WRONG for bein' a grown man and fightin' in the club? YOU DARN RIGHT HE WAS! Was he WRONG for bein' a professional athlete fightin' anywhere? ABSOLUTELY!! But hold on a second playboy, were the off-duty cops WRONG for fightin' over a bottle of champagne in the club? YOU DARN RIGHT THEY WERE! Isn't the cop obligated to tell a boy that he's a cop, especially when he's out here talkin' crazy to a boy? YOU'RE DARN RIGHT HE IS PLAYA! 

Now should Shady be charged with aggravated assault for beatin' the brakes off of a boy? Absolutely! But not aggravated assault on a police officer because he didn't know the dun was a cop. 
I don't know where you cats are from but fights don't just pop off. They didn't start scrappin' as soon as the bottle was put on the table. So there was plenty of time to pull out a badge and calm the situation. But they didn't, gambled on themselves and took a serious "L." 

It's like siblings fightin' upstairs and one cat gets blasted real good but all of the other kids are tryin' to keep that dun from goin' to tell mom downstairs because everybody's gonna get in trouble. However, the dun is bleedin' so bad that they have to tell mom and dad what happened. Everybody else gets a whippin' but the dun that was bleedin' gets a pass because he's hurt. That's what's hsppenin' in this case bruh. 

What they didn't realize was that the police academy's trainin' didn't prepare them to fight with a freakin' machine. Professional athletes are machines! They may look like you but they make a livin' with their bodies. So even though that dun was out kickin' it and drinkin' like the rest of the boyz in the club. He eats all of the right foods, probably has a nutritionist, a chef and a trainer. You can't go toe to toe with him. 

Next time you're in the club tryin' to stunt tell a boy that you're a cop first. Then he probably would have just bought you the freakin' bottle and saved himself the hassle of bein' arrested on some BS. And if you're not goin' to tell a boy that you're a cop then just take the "L" like a regular cat and keep it movin'! Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Spit: verb- to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 

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