Why we ALL know LeBron is lyin' about bein' surprised Blatt was fired! "C'mon Bruh"

"Why is this dun lyin' bruh?"

As I was kickin' it with the fellas out in front of Quicken Loans Arena this afternoon. I overheard these three cats arguin' about boyz lyin' and attemptin' to run game on a boy. Roger Ebert stood up and shouted, "Your intellect may be confused, but your emotions will never lie to you." Charles Spurgeon, the British Baptist preacher, poured out a lil' liquor for all the dead homies when he said, "A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes." Then Vladimir Lenin, the Russian communist, shut the buildin' down when he spit, "A lie told often enough becomes the truth."

Well playas...now that the dust has settled on the firin' of David Blatt these duns within the Cavaliers organization want us to believe that LeBron had nothin' to do with the dismissal of ole boy. General Manager David Griffin tried to run that lie to boyz on Friday after he fired him and boyz weren't buyin' it. Then LeBron stood up in front of the media today and tried to run the same game. "I was surprised!" What!!!??? 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! LeBron James runs Cleveland bruh! Boyz can't pass gas in that buildin' without his consent. Stop with this foolishness! It's okay if he had the dun pushed out of the limo like ole Eddie Cain. Just admit it!!  He wouldn't be the first nor the last franchise player to do it. Just man up bruh! Magic had Paul Westhead pushed out of the ride and didn't trip that boyz knew that he did. If you didn't want Blatt there just say it. But don't try to hustle a hustla playboy. I'm from G.I.!

LeBron is the MOST POWERFUL American sports figure breathin' besides Air Jordan himself. He's THEE MOST POWERFUL active player in the NBA! So you're tellin' me that Griffin showed up to work, fired a boy and didn't run it by LeBron first? If he thinks boyz are gonna believe that he's smokin' crack, sniffin' glue and eatin' mushrooms with a spoon.

That's like Michael Jackson's manager firin' Quincy Jones as his producer in the late '70's and '80's without tellin' him. That doesn't even make sense. Stop repeatin' that foolishness! LeBron wanted that dun gone so know he's gone. Period!!!

But like a said in the Hot Joint last night entitled "Teams & Coachin.'" By firin' Blatt LeBron's legacy has taken another hit. Why? Because another loss in the Finals is goin' to be darn near impossible to recover from playa. No way is he gonna win a title this year because Lue isn't the ole Great and Powerful Wizard. It's gonna take him a minute to "make it do what it do." Golden State is already purrin' like a kitten. Not to mention that both Kevin Love and Kyrie need to see the Wizard for a heart because they're as soft as drugstore cotton candy.

Kyrie plays like he's scared to death of gettin' hurt and Love is just plain old scared. LeBron's got no help and you can't win a title alone. Now combine that with a new head coach? Ain't gonna happen playa. But at least admit that you panicked and fired Blatt. Stop me when I start lyin'!

Playas Thesaurus:
1) Spit: verb - to say
2)  Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific.

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