How Cam and Peyton proved all the doubters wrong and NOW IT'S ON! "What?"

"What chu thank dawg? I thank Ima put that thang on you!" 

Clarence Darrow, the leading member of the American Civil Liberties Union, once said, "The world is made up for the most part of morons and natural tyrants, sure of themselves, strong in their own opinions, never doubting anything." The big homie, Edgar Allen Poe broke it down like this, "Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before." Then Peter Abelard, the medieval French scholastic philosopher, shut the buildin' down when he spit, "The key to wisdom is this - constant and frequent questioning, for by doubting we are led to question and by questioning we arrive at the truth." 

Well playas...the truth is, Cam Newton and Peyton Manning have proved all of the doubters wrong and now they're the only to duns left standin'! Welcome to Super Bowl 50 and let the hype begin! Now I've been in the ride with Cam Newton since he was smilin' at boyz comin' out of Auburn in 2011! And when he and the Panthers were thrashin' cats all season I've been ridin' shotgun with seat leaned back and my little hand hangin' out of the window. I never doubted that they would make it to the Suoer Bowl! However, I didn't give Peyton a Bentley's chance of survivin' with Illinois plates in Northwest Indiana of makin' it to the Super Bowl. And if you say that you did you're lyin'! 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! From the time Cam was drafted these fake media-types have been hatin' on him so I naturally jump in the ride with the cat that everybody mistreats. So I'm as happy as a diabetic on a field trip at Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory that Cam made it to the Super Bowl and is favored to win the joint, I might add. 

Remember when this dun named Nolan Nawrocki from Pro Football Weekly had, in my Grinch That Stole Christmas voice, "The unmitigated gal" to write and print this summary of Cam durin' the NFL Combine in 2011: 

"Very disingenuous—has a fake smile, comes off as very scripted and has a selfish, me-first makeup. Always knows where the cameras are and plays to them. Has an enormous ego with a sense of entitlement that continually invites trouble and makes him believe he is above the law—does not command respect from teammates and always will struggle to win a locker room. Only a one-year producer. Lacks accountability, focus and trustworthiness—is not punctual, seeks shortcuts, and sets a bad example. Immature and has had issues with authority. Not dependable."

This clown sounds like the original playa hater that made room for the word to be added to the ebonics dictionary. Yeah,  I know that he's somewhere sick to his stomach along with the idiot mom that wrote the letter to the Charlotte Observer tellin' on Cam after they blasted the Titans. Where they at!!!!????

I love it when boyz overcome the foolishness of people hatin' on them just because they look and act differently than what they would rather see in a position of authority. Now they're sittin' around lookin' like some fools. Why? Because the very person that you didn't want to see succeed has succeeded and it really doesn't matter if he wins the joint at this point. You've got to deal with two weeks of hype and seein' him plastered all over TV. But I'm ridin' with him playboy all the way.

Now nobody but a diehard Peyton Manning fans thought that he could pull that rabbit out of his hat on Sunday. Yeah, they've got the best defense but have you seen the ducks that dun has been tossin' up lately? That's why 70 percent of the money in Vegas was on Bill Belichick and Co.! I know that I didn't give him a brand new pair of Jordan's makin' it all day on a white kid in the projects in Gary, Indiana bruh! So he made a believer out of me.

But what I can't understand is all the Peyton fans on Facebook and Twitter screamin' that he's the greatest quarterback of all-time because he's led two different franchises to the Super Bowl. Now where do these people live and eat bruh? Have you seen Peyton's record in the playoffs? Have you heard of duns like Joe Montana, Tom Brady and Otto Graham? If you haven't, go look them up because I don't have time to explain to you why he isn't even close to bein' the greatest.

I'll give Peyton his props but he ain't the greatest quarterback of all-time by a long shot. Stop it! You sound crazy! And when Cam and Co. put that thang on them in Super Bowl 50 his legacy will take another hit. Remember what happened to him the last two times he showed up in a Super Bowl? Now granted, he does have a better defense this time around. So if he loses this one, it'll be all on his shoulders. Stop me when I start lyin'!

Playas Thesaurus:
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific.

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