Why Jahlil Okafor CAN'T be new to this foolishness or babysitters bruh! "Actin' A Fool"

Jay

"What we gettin' into tonight?  I'm lookin' for some foolishness!"

Hunter S. Thompson, the well-known journalist and author, once said, "There is nothing more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of an ether binge." Michael Leunig, the Australian cartoonist and poet, gave it to us like this, "The insatiable need for heartless power and ruthless control is the telltale sign of an uninitiated man - the most irresponsible, incompetent and destructive force on earth." Then Orson Welles shut the buildin' down when he spit, "I've spent most of my mature life trying to prove that I'm not irresponsible." 

Well playas...Jahlil Okafor is spendin' all of his immature life provin' to boyz that he's unbelievably outta control or just flat out crazy bruh! This dun has been involved in so much foolishness within the first full month of the season that the 76ers have now assigned a 24 hour security guard to him. He just got into the well publicized scrap with a boy outside of a Boston night club this past Thursday. However, that joint followed an October incident where a boy pulled a gun on that dun because he was talkin' crazy to him outside of a Philly night club. And he was pulled over for doin' 108mph in a 40  bruh! 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! I realize that this cat is only 19 years old and he won't turn 20 until December 15. However, he's what we call a PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE now bruh! If he decided to leave school early to go to work then he's gotta act like a grown freakin' man at this point! Now all of a sudden because this fool doesn't know how to act the Sixers have to pay some dun to follow this knucklehead around to make sure he doesn't get into trouble. Wheredeydodatat? 

Like the old timers would always say, "He didn't just start actin' a fool bruh! He been actin' a fool." If he's showin' his rectum now! And that's the edited version. He was showin' that joint at Duke last year. Coach K "probably" had a trainer or grad assistant followin' that dun to class, eatin' with him and wipin' his freakin' butt whenever he went to the toilet. No way does a dun just completely lose his mind and start actin' a fool without warnin'! Naw playa, Coach K kept ole boy in check or just kept him away from the media. But that fool has been a fool pimpin'! 

He's only been in the NBA for a freakin' month bruh!!! And he's got a babysitter already!!! You would think that if a boy was playin' on the worst team in the league that he would be tryin' to fly under the radar. Oh, I forgot to mention that he got caught with a fake ID in October too. He can't help himself playboy! He's  like Pookie in New Jack City, "It be callin' me and callin' me!" 

Hey Jahlil? Why don't you concentrate on helpin' your team win "A" game bruh! Not several at this point, just win one for a boy! I mean a real one bruh! Beatin' the dull Lakers don't count! Stop runnin' around showin' out because you've got some bread now and act like you wanna be in the NBA. 

I can remember years ago hearin' Donnie Walsh say that there are two types of players in the NBA bruh! Those that love the game of basketball and those that love what the game of basketball can do for them. At this point playa Jahlil is lookin' like the dun that loves what the game of basketball can do for him. Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus:  
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 
3) Wheredeydodatat: Hood for, "Who does that?" 
4)  Pimpin': noun - the person that I'm passionately tryin' to get my point across to. 

Holla At Ya Boy! 

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