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Well playas...the powers that be at LSU must have been at that convention when Sophocles held court because they decided not to ignore the good that was in their hands and have decided to keep Les Miles! After Saturday night's win over Texas A&M 19-7 these duns told Les that he was good on the job tip.
Now let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Sources close to this foolishness told my mans and nem that the media had swayed public sentiment and if they would have fired ole boy it would have been perceived as mean spirited because boyz were feelin' sorry for him at this point. Now you and I know better than that playboy. They jumped out there this week talkin' crazy by threatenin' that man's job before they understood who and what they had in their hands.
Like I said in the Hot Joint entitled "Poisons" last week , "If you fire Les who you gone go get?" They had to realize that this dun is one of the VERY best in the business. You can't just replace a cat like that! He's got the all-time best winnin' percentage in school history at freakin' 77 percent! That's better than Nick Saban when he was there. He's won a national championship and two SEC titles! He's won at least 10 ball games a year for the 11 years he's been there! "If you fire him, who you gone go get?" And I don't give a rip if you excuse my grammar or not playa! This is real talk! This ain't Corporate America! This is the basement where all of the homies talk freely about what's really goin' on.
LSU was like the dun that thought that he was "all that and and a bag of chips" and threatened to walk out of his old lady that is super fine, crazy intellegent and she's an unbelievable woman and helpmate. He stepped out of the door lookin' for a replacement and realized that he can't get fine, smart and supportive in the same package everywhere. There are ton of fine chicks out here but they don't bring anything to the table.
They jumped out here and hollered at Jimbo Fisher, who in my opinion, is a "Mark" because he never told the press that he had a job when the rumors started swirling about LSU bein' interested in him as their next head coach. Jimbo is like the dun that has what looks like to be a successful marriage but he's still hollerin' at other broads on the low but won't confirm or deny.
Goin' to LSU would have merely been a lateral move if he'd left Florida State bruh! He's already won a national title in Tallahassee and he's got the best program in the ACC! So why would he answer boyz last week by sayin' that he doesn't want to discuss it. He may as well had said, "Yeah bruh, I'm waitin' to see if she's gonna break up with her dude before I move out." Straight buster move on his part and if I'm Florida State I wouldn't trust that dun as far as I could spit.
LSU is still on some BS because they still don't want Les! They just caved in because they would have had a riot on their hands if they had fired ole boy. They knew that he'd recruited the BEST class of prospects in the country for 2016. Somebody with at least half of a brain sat those fools down and told them that if they fire this dun they wouldn't have the best recruitin' class in the country. As a matter of fact, they would have had the worst recruitin' class in 2016.
Lil' Elbow from down at the car wash to spit some fire when he said, "Listen up all you bougie (short for bourgeoisie) cats that don't know what it is. If you get rid of this dun the cats that he's recruited ain't comin' here! They're goin' everywhere but here. Now are you sure you wanna get rid of a boy with that type of influence?" You can't get rid of the coach and keep his recruits! It's doesn't work like that playa. The only place you can get rid of a boy and keep what he's worked so hard to achieve is in divorce court in California. Well this ain't that pimpin'!
Then they started thinkin' about programs like Nebraska that ran Frank Solich out of town when he was winnin' 9 or 10 ball games a year and now they suck wind in a car wash butt naked with Timberland boots on. Catch that one later. They thought about Michigan when they ran Lloyd Carr out when he was winnin' 10 games a year and it took them 8 years to recover from that foolishness. Then the duns at Purdue got greedy and thought that they were finer than they really were and pushed Joe Tiller out of he limo like ole Eddie Cain.
Purdue sucked for decades until Joe Tiller came in and took them to 10 bowl games in his 12 seasons. Then boyz got greedy and started thinkin' that they should be playin' in high end bowls every year instead of the low end joints. So they fired him and now they can't win a gold fish at the fair.
But if I'm Les Miles TODAY, I'm actin' like a fine loyal broad that got cheated on and now her man wants to get back in her good graces. I'm make them kiss my butt with their tongues out bruh! If I'm Les TODAY?!!? I'm the biggest diva in the state of Louisiana. I want EVERYTHING with no questions asked. Otherwise, I'm outta here. And on some real talk, I might just bail anyway and leave those fools hangin'! You can't play with a man's livelihood and think that it's all good. Stop me when I start lyin'!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Gator: noun - alligator shoes that all of the pimps in places like Detroit and Chicago wear bruh! You can't be a playa without a closet full of gators.
2) Spit: verb - to say
3) Fire: noun - important information critical to boyz thinkin' in the streets
4) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific.
5) My mans and nem: noun - the street version of sources. The streets are always talkin' playa but you've got to be connected enough to hear them speak.
6) Mark: adjective - the straight up buster that boyz don't respect because he always pullin' shady stunts and somebody is gonna beat the brakes off of him for bein' sneaky.
7) Pimpin': noun - the person that I'm passionately tryin' to get me point across to.
8) Eddie Cain: noun - character in the movie "The Five Heartbeats" that got kicked out of the group for missin' shows because he was gettin' high.
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