Why the Cavs need to let Tristan Thompson sit for bein' stupid! "40"

"Well...I'll take anything now dawg!"

Edgar Allen Poe once said, “It is by no means an irrational fancy that, in a future existence, we shall look upon what we think our present existence, as a dream.” Hugh Mackay, the psychologist and sociologist, broke it down like this, “Nothing is perfect. Life is messy. Relationships are complex. Outcomes are uncertain. People are irrational.” Then A.N. Wilson, the English writer and newspaper columnist, gave it to boyz like a straight up G when he spit, “The fact that logic cannot satisfy us awakens an almost insatiable hunger for the irrational.”

Well playas…that insatiable hunger for the irrational is in overdrive in a dun named Tristan Thompson! After it was reported that he lowered his contract demands to $53 million over three years instead of the 5 year joint he was lookin’ for worth $95 million! Now he's allowed the 11:59pm Thursday deadline to sign the one-year $6.8 million offer expire. Now it's back to square one for this dun and the team. With that joint off of the table he can't unilaterally accept the qualifying offer at that rate unless the Cavs put it back on the table which they won't. 
 

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Now he's gotta talk these cats into workin' out a new multi-year deal that makes sense and he's already shot himself in the foot tryin' to be hot. If they've already offered this dun 5 years $80 million and he told them to kick rocks because he wanted $95 million. Then they told him to pick up rocks with his bare "A" which made him then ask for $53 million out of desperation. Why on earth does he think that he's gonna get any more than $48 million now that he's pissed these boyz off? He'll be lucky to get $40 million on GP for bein' stupid.  

So how did we get to this point of complete foolishness bruh? Shortly after the Finals were over the Cavs on the hype of gettin’ to the championship threw a 5 year deal worth $80 million at that dun. And on the hype of playin’ in the championship he thought that he was finer than he was so he turned the joint down figurin’ he could do better.

He was like the not-so-good lookin' chick that’s really a 4 ½ that was hangin’ out with a bunch of 9’s and 10’s durin’ homecomin’ weekend. Because she’s with a bunch a bad chicks she’s gettin’ hollered at all weekend too. Boyz are buyin’ her drinks, food, followin’ her around. Why? Because she’s a part of the Stunner Crew even though she’s not fine. She even had the nerve to turn a few boyz down and nobody tripped because she was with a gang of bad broads.

Once homecomin’ was over and she showed up at the spot by herself as the 4 ½ nobody paid much attention to nobody offered to buy her drinks  etc. She even started askin’ boyz to dance and buyin' duns rounds of drinks. Why? Because she wanted the attention. That’s Tristan Thompson right now playa. When he was with LeBron and the Cavs, duns threw the house at him on the strength of the Finals. So he lost his mind and had the nerve to turn the overpriced $80 million deal down to ask for $95 million! The only problem with that playa was that homecomin’ is over and he’s really the  4 ½ that everybody thought he was. He's an unrestricted free-agent and NOBODY's offered that dun a deal for the Cavs to match! 

That means that he ain't worth two dead flies smashed on the open market all by his lonesome and he darn sure wasn’t worth $95 million. Then he went back to the Cavs knockin’ at their door and they slid the one-year joint under the door at that dun to see if he was real stupid. Now he'll be lucky to get $40 million. I'd let that fool sit until I needed a rebounder about mid-season and if a boy shows up that can ball I'd let that dun sit all year. You can't hustle a hustla and stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus:   1) G: noun – gangsta
2) Spit: verb – to say
3) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
4) Stunner Crew: noun – a bunch of bad chicks rollin’ together.5) "A": noun - Gluteus  Maximus, butt and that's the edited version
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