Why former Bears DL Jeremiah Ratliff doesn't want to call Big Momma today! "Good Job"

"Aw dawg! I was just playin'! We can't work nothin' out?"

Benjamin Franklin once said, "We all are born ignorant, but one must  work hard to remain stupid.  Marcus Tillius Cicero, the ancient Roman philosopher,  gave it to us like this, "The wise are instructed by reason, average minds by experience, the stupid by necessity and the brute by instinct. Then Bill Cosby, OF ALL PEOPLE, stood up and shouted, "A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones that need the advice." Ain't that a blip!!

Well playas...sounds like both he and former Chicago Bears defensive lineman Jeremiah Raliff needs to drink that advice by the case bruh. I'm not even goin' to go in on ole Bill at this point because that dun is beyond helpin'! However, Jeremiah is still young enough to salvage his life. Accordin' to reports or in my world, "My man's and nem," this cat showed up to work on Wednesday in what team officials deemed as not in a condition to work. For all of you simple minded individuals that could only mean that that dun was on some ole Steve Sarkisian. They told him to go to the crib and he acted a fool. Accordin' to boyz an argument ensued. That means he acted a fool! Stay with me bruh!

He left and then came back twice more and got into it with the freakin' GM, Ryan Pace, his boss! So needless to say, they cut that dun like Big Momma goin' after Uncle Willie with a steak knife after a game of spades!  That dun's always biddin' too high. What has been trippin' me out about this story is all of the idiots out here both fans and media-type cats that are upset with the Bears for cuttin' this fool. He was full of that snake oil and he got into an argument with the GM!!!  That's like showin' up at the steel mill and bent and cursin' the foreman out and backin' into the VP's Tahoe.

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Even if ole boy was sober and in his right mind he can't go off on his boss!!! Where y'all from bruh? That's called insubordination anywhere else in the freakin' world. How on earth do you think a boy is gonna keep his JOB actin' a fool on the JOB? Let alone showin' up twisted?

They gave him a life line when they sent him to the crib the first time! Then he kept comin' back actin' a fool to the point where they called the police to hang out to make sure the dun didn't REALLY act a fool.

This ain't his first rodeo with foolishness though bruh. He had already been suspended for the first three games for violatin' the league's substance abuse policy. He pled guilty back in April to a DUI charge stemmin' from a January 2013 crash. Then he has the nerve to show up to work trippin'? Wheredeydodatat?

Oh it doesn't stop there bruh! He was with the Cowboys for eight years and then suffered a groin injury and ole overbearin' Jerry Jones walked up on him tryin' to get him to play despite the injury. Now accordin' to my man's and nem he went at Jerry to the point where boyz had to intervene. Needless to say that dun NEVER played another down in Dallas. Even though Jerry came at him sideways playa, he still owns the team and signs his freakin' check. There are more mature ways to handle situations.

So I guess ole Jeremiah's gotta call Big Momma this weekend and tell her that he's lost ANOTHER one of those good jobs like the old timers used to say. I can already hear her now, "Damn boy! You done lost another one of dem good jobs? You ain't got a bit of sense!" Stop me when I start lyin'!

Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun- the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and it's non-gender specific.
2) Ole Steve Sarkisian: verb - he was drunk bruh and couldn't go to practice
3) Crib: noun - home
4) Bent: adjective - drunk
5) Wheredeydodatat: Hood for, "Who does that bruh?"

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