How Charlie Strong & Mark Richt showed you who they REALLY were onSaturday! "Guts"

"Git off me playa! I got this!"

Colin Powell once said, “A dream doesn’t become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work.” Nikos Kazzantzakis, the Greek writer and philosopher, gave it to us like this, “Since we cannot change reality, let us change the eyes which see reality.” Then Iris Murdoch, the British author and philosopher, broke it down like a G in a barber shop full of hustlas when she spit, “We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality.”

Well playas…the reality here is that Charlie Strong is a good coach that is simply findin’ his footin’ at Texas but has the ability to get the job done! Don’t forget playa, he was a MONSTER defensive coordinator at Florida under Urban Meyer and he did work at Louisville! In the annual Red River Shootout, because I refuse to call it by it’s politically correct name now, “Rivalry,” that boyz wanna use, Strong got the best out of his young team and shocked the world by beatin’ Oklahoma 24-17!

The other reality that boyz need to understand in college football is that GEORGIA is Mark Richt’s GEORGIA! I’ve been tellin’ you boyz for years that every year these dun down in Athens show up in the Top 10 at the beginnin’ of the season because some dull writers that don’t know their butts from a hole in the ground put them there. Knowin’ that in a matter of weeks Mark Richt is gonna wet the freakin’ bed and lose to somebody that they shouldn’t lose to! So on Saturday they developed the bubble guts once again in the second half and soiled the mattress on Rocky Top losin’ to Tennessee 38-31.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Everybody and their baby’s momma’s momma have been tryin’ to run Charlie Strong out of Austin for the last 4 weeks bruh! Well EVERYBODY but the powers that be, the rich oil men that actually run things in Texas not some media-hype that just wants to hear himself talk! They’ve already come out last week accordin’ to ESPN and said that Strong was safe as long as he showed improvement and didn’t get embarrassed by OU! They don’t want to make the program anymore unstable than it already is.

Charlie did better than not gettin’ embarrassed by the University of "Texas" at Norman on Saturday. He beat ‘em playboy! They call it UT Norman because so many of their players are from Texas. Y’all do realize that in the state of Texas the recruitin’ battle lines are drawn at the 50 yard line at the Cotton Bowl every year right? Fifty yard line north OU and fifty yard line south Texas! Winnin’ that ball game is typically the decidin’ factor of who gets to eat for years to come in livin’ rooms and dinin’ rooms all over Texas! You do realize that 50 percent of OU’s roster comes from Texas and 100 percent of Texas’ roster is from the Lone Star? The rivalry is REAL bruh!

So with Charlie beatin’ the Sooners on Saturday playa, it was more than just a win on the field and all of the REAL alumni, fans and rich oil men that are writin’ checks to the richest college athletic program in these United States know that! Trust me playboy, Charlie Strong is good in Texas even though the good ole boyz in the media and in the back water country of Texas wanna see him run out of town.

"DULL!"

The dun that needs to be run out of town is ole dull spray tan wearin’ Mark Richt down in Georgia! Georgia is the MOST disappointin’ college football program in America! Every year they’ve got the talent and potential to compete and possibly win a national title. However, they’ll lose a ball game that they shouldn’t lose EVERY year then turn around and win 10 straight! Like the old timers used to say, “You can book it!” That dun is gonna fall apart somewhere in the middle of nowhere on a boy just “Waaaait for it!” like Huggy Lowdown. The Bulldogs were up 24-3 on a boy in Knoxville on Saturday and wet the freakin’ bed!

They already had the bubble guts at the crib last week against Alabama and got the breaks beat off of them. Then they turn around and let Tennessee back into a ball game that was over by halftime. GEORGIA is Mark Richt’s GEORGIA! BOOK IT!

I don’t wanna hear another word about Charlie Strong gettin’ ran out of Texas and I don’t wanna hear a mumble from these fake media-types about how good Georgia is at the beginnin’ of the season next year when they’re in the preseason Top 10. Charlie showed you his guts in Dallas and Mark left his spilled all over Neyland Stadium. Stop it! You sound crazy and stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus:   1) G: noun – gangsta, the layman’s terms it’s the older yet wiser person that teaches the young assertive cats how to get out here and get what they want in life.
2) Bubble Guts: noun – to have diarrhea bruh! Bad and loose diarrhea
3) Dun: noun – the person in question dude, guy, girl, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
4) Huggy Lowdown: noun – is a comedian that always says, “Waaait for it!”
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