It Ain't You (Why Reggie Wayne broke up with the Patriots before they broke up with him)

"Look here dawg! If you don't learn the system they gone walk you outta here bruh!

Right in the middle of a great day of college football these three cats started arguin’ about the obvious. George Orwell, the English novelist, jumped up and said, “We have sunk to a depth at which restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men.” Confucius threw his chicken wings at a boy and shouted, “When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don’t adjust the goals, adjust the action steps.” Then Arthur Conan Doyle, the British writer and physician, shook a boy up when he spit, “There is nothing more deceptive than an obvious fact.”

Well playas…it’s obvious that Reggie Wayne needs to go sit his butt down somewhere and get out of these young boyz way. On Saturday ESPN’s Adam Schefter reported that ole boy asked the Patriots to release him after they’ve already signed in him to a one-year deal worth $2.8 million with a $450K signin’ bonus. Now again, he wasn’t cut, he simply asked a Doughboy to let him out of the ride like Tre’ in Boyz N the Hood.

So let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! For the last week or so Reggie has been talkin’ about how the playbook was a beast to absorb and how he needed to get up to speed with that joint because he hasn’t had to start completely over in a while.

When asked how much he had to offer the Patriots when they signed him on August 25^th his response was, “I know what I can do. I know what I can bring to the table…Whoever the naysayers are, just watch.” Then after the final pre-season game on this past Thursday ole boy said, “I’m still trying to find my swag, but I’m starting to catch on.” When a dun asked him whether he would be ready on September 10^th for the opener ole boy said, “I don’t have a choice. It’s going to be here regardless if I’m ready or not.”

So when a boy turns around in 48 hours and tells the Patriots that he wants be released it really says that at my age I don’t wanna figure this damn playbook out and I’ve got enough bread! So y’all can have this foolishness!

It’s like the old-timer at the steel mill that keeps hangin’ on because the money is easy. Then they get a new boss and he’s requirin’ EVERYBODY includin’ his old butt to work up to standards and know all of the freakin’ policies and procedures! Well playa…he just wanted the bread! He didn’t really wanna work for it.

Reggie Wayne wanted to play because he’s Reggie Wayne! He didn’t really wanna learn the freakin’ playbook and be put under the gun like the rest of the cats on the team.

He said that he signed with the Patriots because he wanted to win “PERIOD!” But in order to win PERIOD you’ve got to put in the same work that EVERYBODY else has to put in and unfortunately at 37 years old he realized that he didn’t want to do that. He’s already a future Hall of Famer and he’s already won a Super Bowl ring.

So I’m not mad at a boy for walkin’ away but he could have hollered at me before he made a fool of himself by signin’ with the “machine” in the first place. New England is a machine because EVERYBODY is required to put in the work! That’s why they’re so dominant. You can’t just show up and get money and a Super Bowl ring without studyin’ the freakin’ playbook pimpin’! I don’t care who you are!

Did he not see Randy Moss and Chad Johnson get cut foolin’ around up there? Sure, Randy played for 3 years up there and got off too but when they got tired of him they walked his butt out the front door and called him a cab.

Well…I guess he did see it and that’s why he broke up with them before they broke up with him. Because if he had shown up on September 10^th without knowin’ that playbook they were gonna march his old butt right out of the front door too. So that's why he pulled the dun to he side and hit him with the notoriously famous break up line, "It ain't you baby, it's me!" Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Pimpin’: noun – the person that I’m passionately tryin’ to get my point across to.
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