Bodied Out (How Serena gets less respect than Ronda Rousey and she's been far more dominant)



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Eleanor Roosevelt once said, “Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.” Ralph Waldo Emerson broke it down like this, “Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail.” Then Ralph decided to keep the mic and he spit, “To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.”

Well playas…first of all, all of these small minds in the media keep gettin’ caught up in tryin’ to discuss Serena as a person instead of what she’s accomplished. Secondly, she keeps showin’ you duns how great she is because she never fails and her greatest accomplishment is that she keeps beatin’ the brakes off of this tennis game all bodied out!

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Most of these playin’ hatin’ cats in the media keep gettin’ caught up in what ole girl looks like instead of what ole girl is doin’ to this tennis game. For some reason these cats think that a tennis player is supposed to be some skinny little white girl in a cute skirt because she’s less intimidatin’. Boyz would much rather have that than Serena! But there’s nothin’ you can do about it now playa. She’s kicked in the front door!



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However, all of the real G’s out here are caught up in how good she looks in those outfits without the traditional skirt because you can’t contain all of that body in a skirt playa. It’s been scientifically proven in the projects of G.I. over many years of study. You can’t do it bruh. When you’ve got that type of body it’s against the law to even buy a skirt let alone put one on.

Now on some real talk, she’s just not eye candy. After beatin’ some dun named Bethanie Mattek-Sands on Friday night she’s now won 24 straight at the U.S. Open, a record 77 boyz at Arthur Ashe Stadium, includin’ 30 at night!! Ole girl is now 4 matches from the first calendar-year Grand Slam in women’s tennis in freakin’ 27 years and all some of these playa hatin’ media-types can talk about is what she looks like? And they obviously can’t see because she’s fine and she’s consistently good! How bout that!

What blows my mind is how all of these same media-types are goin' crazy over Ronda Rousey and she's only won 12 funky fights! Serena has been killin' boyz since 1998!!! I don't have the time or the room to name all of what Serena has won over the years bruh! And her body is NUTS! Are you kiddin' me?

Like the old playas in the hood used to say, “Don’t hate the playa! Hate the game!” We don’t care if you don’t think she’s marketable because until somebody comes along that can beat her, she’s Ali, she’s Tyson, she’s Floyd, she’s Tiger, she’s the Yankees, she’s freakin’ Michael Jackson, the Rolling Stones and the Beatles! She’s well…Serena all bodied out! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus:


1) Spit: verb – to say
2) Bodied out: adjective – to have a ridiculous body bruh, the kind that makes a boy double take and then shake his head. NUTS!!!3) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, girl, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about at the time and it's non-gender specific.
4) G.I.: noun – The city that raised me, Gary, Indiana home of the original gangsta’s, playas and hustlas
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