Jilted Lovers (Why Colts fans are makin' fools of themselves bein' mad at Reggie Wayne)

"Really bruh? Really!"

Francoise Sagan, the French playwright, once said, “To jealousy, nothing is more frightful than laughter.” Gary Allan, the country music artist, kept it simple when he said, “You can be the moon and still be jealous of the stars.” Then Antisthenes, the ancient Greek philosopher, shut the buildin’ down with a complete head scratcher when he said, “As iron is eaten away by rust, so the envious are consumed by their own passion.”

Well playas…its funny sittin’ around watchin’ all of these Indianapolis Colts fans bein’ consumed by their passion by throwin’ a fit because Reggie Wayne just signed with the enemy! Boyz around this piece are literally pissed that Reggie is now a New England Patriot like they used to date the dun.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! If you break up with your boyfriend and then he shows up at the club with a bad broad you can’t get mad!! You broke up with him!

Reggie wanted to stay with the Colts and they told him to kick rocks! So if the organization has moved on then you should to. You can’t expect a boy that still wants to play to just sit around and mope because the old chick didn’t want him anymore. He went out and found a bad broad to hang out with and you gotta be cool with that. And Reggie hooked up with the baddest chick on the yard too! Hate the Patriots all you want but they are the finest chick in the NFL right now and they own the Colts! Belichick knew what he was doin' when he saw Reggie on the market. It was a power move and if nothin' else it was the middle figure to Colts nation.

I’m not upset with the Colts for tellin’ Reggie to kick rocks because he’s 36, on his last leg and wasn’t very productive over his last two years in Indy. Irsay is on drugs but he ain’t crazy!! He’s always been good about knowin’ when to walk away from a boy.

He told Marvin Harrison to get to steppin’. He helped Peyton to the door and even turned on his ride for him. He didn’t tell him that he had to go home but he had to get the hell up out of here. Now it was Reggie’s turn to bounce. It is what it is playa. But you as a fan can’t be mad at him for wantin’ to still play and the Patriots are payin’ him to work.

Don’t make a fool of yourself by walkin’ around lookin’ like the jilted lover all season. Trust me, boyz are laughin’ at you! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Ride: noun - car
3) Bounce: verb - to leave
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