Buttons (The REAL reason Melo is about to be fightin' boyz all season long)

"Just keep smilin' and maybe it'll just go away."

A politician appropriately named Anthony Weiner once said, “I have made terrible mistakes that have hurt the people that I cared about the most, and I am terribly sorry. I am deeply ashamed of my terrible judgment and my actions.” Alexander Pope, the 18^th century English poet, gave it to us like this, “No one should be ashamed to admit they are wrong, which is but saying, in other words, that they are wiser today than they were yesterday.” Then Yelawolf, the rap artist, broke it down like a G when he spit, “I’m not ashamed of anything that I’ve done because when I did it, I was passionate about it and I was doing it for a reason.”

Well playas…what was Carmelo Anthony’s wife, LaLa, passionate about and what reason did he have for signin’ off on her gettin’ butt naked and havin’ a sex scene in the hot new TV show “Power” last weekend? Ole girl actually gave boyz a complete chest shot while straddlin’ a boy gettin’ it in in this particular scene. It was the craziest thing I've ever seen bruh! A grown woman with a husband worth $80 million that still has another $100 million in NBA contracts sittin' in the cut sold out for what bruh? Attention? Fame? Really? 

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Excuse my grammar playboy but ain’t Melo the same dun that waited on KG at the team bus to squab because he said somethin' foul about his wife a couple seasons ago durin’ a game? Now if he can’t take boyz sayin’ crazy stuff about her, why on earth would he let her get naked for a boy to YouTube those joints whenever he likes? I’m just sayin’! You already know boyz are about to put the full clown suit on to get blast this fool. I’m talkin’ about complete with the water spittin’ flower and whoopee cushion bruh. Talk about boyz pushn' buttons!

She couldn’t have did it for the bread like  I said earlier playa. It’s not like ole girl was a starvin’ artist and has been waitin’ tables for 15 years and a boy said, “OK, here’s your one and only shot baby-girl but you gotta get naked for the camera and straddle a boy.” And she starts thinkin’ about all of those tip-less nights and rude customers. This chick is loaded and went out like a sucka because she only thought about herself at the moment. Where I'm from they call that bein' selfish.

I guess she forgot all about that she’s got a kid that’s gotta go to school or summer camp with boyz pullin’ out their IPhones with the YouTube App on that joint. See, everybody's parents don't sensor what they watch pimpin'. “Hey dawg is this yo momma? Dannnngggg playa! I can't wait 'til she comes up to the school. I gotta see this for myself.” You already know boyz are gonna clown him from the time some fool finds the clip until he graduates from high school.

Can you imagine what boyz like KG are gonna do to Melo this season bruh? It’s gonna be ugly for him. Boyz already know that he’s sensitive about his wife. Who wouldn’t be? But when she pulls a stunt like that it only makes things worse. Now Melo's got to go to work in a testosterone filled environment and take it on the chin or be fightin' before, durin' and after the game. 

He’s gonna be in the middle of pullin’ up a jumper and a boy is goin’ pull up that scene and say, “Dang Melo I see you!! It's like that playa?” Bam and there it goes!! Full fledge fight right there on the floor at the top of the key. I’m tellin’ you it’s gonna happen bruh because you’re dealin’ with competitive cats that can’t wait to push his buttons. I would! All game long!

That dun may as well get his CDL and become a bus driver as much as he’s gonna be on boyz buses fightin’ after the games. And ole LaLa did all of that for some attention that wasn’t worth that lil’ ole check she got relatively speakin’. Now both her husband and son are out here swingin’ on boyz Mike Tyson in his prime and for what? Some attention that she didn’t need. SMH and stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, girl, etc. Whoever I’m talkin’ about bruh and its non-gender specific.
2) KG: noun - Kevin Garnett
3) Squab: verb – to fight4) Pimpin': noun - the person that I'm passionately tryin' to get my point across to.
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