Work Shirt (How LeBron can even win with a Coal Miner on his lunch break)

"Hurry up dawg I gotta get back to work!"

Napoleon Hill once said, “If you cannot do great things do small things in a great way.” Ralph Waldo Emerson gave it to us like this, “To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.” Then Vince Lombardi stopped the game by callin’ a timeout that he didn’t have like David Blatt and shouted, “I firmly believe that any man’s finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle – victorious.”

Well playas…LeBron James and the Cleveland Cavaliers worked their hearts out in the Eastern Conference semifinals and were lyin’ on the floor of the United Center exhausted and victorious on Thursday night. Boyz resembled a mobile mash unit tryin’ to get out of the joint after pullin’ a Teddy Pendergrass on a boy and turnin’ off the lights with a 94-73 rout of the Chicago Bulls.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! The Cleveland Cavaliers were a dumpster-fire this time last year bruh. As a matter of fact, these duns weren’t even relevant in Cleveland! Now they’re in the Eastern Conference Finals leanin’ back like Fat Joe! Why? Because of a cat named LeBron James! Durin’ the course of this series with Chicago, boyz were fallin’ off like Vanilla Ice and the freakin’ House of Pain. The only consistency on the floor was LeBron continuin’ to make boyz better.

Kevin Love went down off of a cheap shot from ole dull Kelly Olynyk that swears that he didn’t do it like Tom Brady when he yanked a boy’z shoulder out of place. I still thought it was hilarious how Love ran off of the floor like somebody bent his rim of his Huffy though. Ole brain fartin’ J.R. Smith cold cocked Jae Crowder and got suspended for two games. So that dun wasn’t available for Game 1 which boyz ended up takin’ an “L” that they really didn’t need to take. Kyrie has been banged up the entire series with all types of issues from his foot to his knee.

However, boyz kept bangin’ and walked into Game 6 ready to set it off like Frankie and get away with the loot like Stony. Chicago looked like they had eaten too much Harold’s before the game and got the brakes beat off of them in front of all of the homies like a dun on junior high school lunch hour. Tristan Thompson and Kyrie went down with injuries early on but the common denominator was LeBron.

Ole boy’z basketball IQ is so ridiculous that he never panics and simply makes the players around him better. Even after he was banged up with back spasms he held it down like a G and directed traffic and darn near picked up a triple double. He had 15 points, 9 rebounds and threw 11 dimes. He struggled shootin’ the rock but didn’t Napoleon Hill just say, “If you cannot do great things do small things in a great way?” Y’all ain’t listenin’!!! Great players make those around them play better.

Some dun named Mathew Dellavedova that looks like a coal miner from West Virginia  on his lunch break ran out on the floor with his work shirt on complete with his name stitched on the pocket with a bunch of keys hangin’ off of his belt and lit ‘em up for 19 points after Kyrie went down. Then Iman Shumpert got at them for a cool 13 and J.R. Smith slid around to the passenger side door and put 12 in it for the playas from Cleveland.

What’s so crazy is that boyz in New York gave Shumpert and Smith up for a pack a Skittles, 10 frosted penny cookies and a Kwame Brown rookie card. And now they’re killin’ boyz in the playoffs about to play in the Eastern Conference Finals!

You’re not understandin’ what I’m sayin’ here playa! LeBron is makin’ boyz play over their heads and their main studs are banged up. He doesn’t have to score 40 points to be effective like Kobe and Jordan did. What did my man Ralph just tell you duns a minute ago? “To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.” He just needed to be on the floor playboy. One of these days you’re gonna have an epiphany and realize that you’re watchin’ the best that ever did it. I just hope that it’s not after he’s retired and you’re watchin’ old You-tube clips. I’m just sayin’ and stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person or persons in question, dude, guy, girl, etc.
2) Turn off the Lights: noun – song by Teddy Pendergrass
3) Lean Back: noun – song by rapper Fat Joe. Keep up with me playboy. I’m reference songs, movies and duns related to those joints.
4) Set it Off: noun – movie starrin’ Queen Latifah, Jada Pinkett-Smith etc. Frankie and Stony were characters in the movie. C’mon bruh keep up or watch more pop culture. You’re slowin’ me down playa.
5) Harold’s: noun – Chicken spot in the Chi. Best chicken around.
6) G: noun – short for gangsta, to have guts and never back down.
7) Dime: verb – to throw an assist
Note to the duns that always wanna correct my joints: Yes I know how to spell words with an “ing” on the end. In the hood in the barber shop while arguin’ sports you don’t pronounce the G so why write it? Also, I know that boys is spelled with an “S” you idiot! However, when you’re arguin’ is sounds like a “Z” so I write it like it sounds! Stop tryin’ to correct entertainment you fool. Just have fun and laugh. You don't have to prove to a boy that you finished the 8th grade. If you were so smart I wouldn't have to include the Playas Thesaurus because you would understand what a context clue was.   

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