Lean Back (Why the Colts became the new Terror Squad featurin' Fat Joe overnight bruh)

"It just got REAL thick up in here playboy!"

Hubert H. Humphrey once said, “Propaganda, to be effective must be believed. To be believed, it must be credible. To be credible, it must be true.” Amelia Earhart fired up a square and said, “The most effective way to do it, is to do it.” Then the big homie Peter Drucker clipped the end of his cigar, leaned back in his ride and said, “Follow effective action with quiet reflection. From the quiet reflection will come even more effective action.”

Well playas…boyz in the front office of the Indianapolis Colts are leanin’ back this mornin’ like Fat Joe and the Terror Squad after one of its best free agent signin’ periods ever. They took effective action a week ago, fired up a square, thought about the next move and made it. In a matter of 24 hours they managed to sign running back Frank Gore, wide receiver Andre Johnson, linebacker Trent Cole and defensive end Kendall Langford.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! You can call Jim Irsay a lot of things pimpin’ but you’re not gonna call him is clueless when it comes to makin’ moves to help his team continue to win. He might look 147 years old but his brain isn’t. If nothin’ else, he understands what needs to happen and gives his GM Ryan Grigson the green light to make it happen.

A week ago boyz around here were upset they told Reggie Wayne to kick rocks and today they’re like, “Well… I guess Reggie did need to go playa.” Grigson was like the dun at the club at closin’ when boyz are beefin’! He’s had enough so he goes to the trunk and completely clears the parkin’ lot. Not only did he pick up a proven runnin’ back in Frank Gore but he got a beast at wide out to replace Reggie.

Andre Johnson is 6’3” 230lbs. bruh! Ole boy comes into the joint with 1,102 receptions for 13,597 yards and 64 touchdowns. You read that right playa. He’s 33 years old but he hasn’t slowed down. He asked to be released from Houston because they’ve changed the way they’re usin’ him. He’s normally a 100 reception per year type of guy and this year he only had 85 for 936 yards and ole boy was pissed! That’s what you want on your squad playa. A boy that’s pissed he’s not gettin’ the rock because you know that he’s gonna fight for every ball in the air. Especially, when you’ve got a dun named Andrew Luck throwin’ the rock and a stud on the other side named T.Y. Hilton!

The ground game has been suspect for the past couple of years and now they’ve got a work horse in Frank Gore! It just got real in Indy playboy! On paper these cats are a legitimate Super Bowl contender right now! Andrew Luck went nuts on boyz last season with only one receiver! It’s about to be ignorant with Andre runnin’ around out there. I’m just sayin’!

Here’s my diehard Colts fan screamin’ from the roof top of Long’s Donuts holdin’ the ‘Cash Only’ sign. “Man they still did Reggie wrong bruh! All that he’s done for the Colts? They owe him more than that. You gotta let him leave on his own terms!” Oh yeah bruh, ask the Lakers how that’s workin’ out for them with Kobe? Sometimes you gotta just push a boy out of the door because he won’t go home after the party.

First of all, you never pay a boy for what he’s done for you because you’ve already paid him for that. Reggie received a pay check, and a handsome one I might add, for 14 years. So you don’t owe the dun a thing. Everybody and their momma’s momma could see that it was over bruh. You only needed to have seen one play all year to know that. Just pull up the joint in the playoffs when ole boy caught a pass and there wasn’t a soul in the picture frame and he got sucked up from behind runnin’ down the side line. That was Father Time hollerin’ at a boy and takin’ his ghetto pass!

Now if he got up and thought that Grigson was gonna re-sign him after watchin’ that foolishness he must have been in the ride with Irsay when he got popped. And did you hear where he’s now sayin’ that he wants to still play somewhere? It’s not gonna end well bruh! It’s just not gonna end well. You gotta know when to say when.

Not only did the Colts sure up things offensively but they got busy on the other side of the ball too. They signed linebacker Trent Cole who is a legitimate pass rusher and defensive tackle Kendall Langford. Not only can Langford play the DE position but he can also move to defensive tackle in certain packages. Like I said earlier playboy! It just got real in Indy and the draft is still more than a month away! Big props to the Colts for leanin’ back and doin’ the Rock-A-Way! Now Lean Back! Lean Back! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus:
1) Square: noun – cigarette
2) Pimpin’: noun – the person that I’m passionately tryin’ to get my point across to.
3) Fat Joe: noun – rapper that had a hot joint entitled “Lean Back” in 2004
4) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc.
5) Kick Rocks: verb phrase – Hood for tellin’ a boy to go head on, to dismiss
6) Rock: noun – the ball
7) Ole boy: noun – whoever I’m talkin’ about at the time.
8) Ghetto Pass: noun – your admission to the hood, club, team , game etc.
9) Popped: verb – to get arrested
10) Got Busy: verb – to take care of business
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